Blizzard keeping the beta going longer to get as many dollarydoos from waifu-autists as possible edition.
>Open Beta
May 5-10, If Pre-Ordered May 3-10
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POTG would be better as a vote between the 3 best plays with descriptions Ex.
Bastion killed 4 enemies in quick succession with his turret mode.
Mercy killed 2 people with her pistol, and revived 3 team members to cap the point.
Reinhardt charged two enemies off the point, winning the game.
People would vote for whatever the most interesting was instead of the shitty algorithm of
>who killed the most people
>and was it with an ult?
>and was it near the point/payload?
remember to love reaper
also fuck reddit fags who think he's too "edgy"
How come OP doesn't link to Overwatch SFM?
i just realized that i haven;t fapped since the beta started.
nth for easy potg
ready to run circles around open beta newbies, who else /besthero/ here?
It's High Noon
Surely the waifu autists are the ones who already preordered?
Angry internet videogame people logic is fucking bizarre
>Hit Roadhog in the face with a flashbang as his hook is leaving his hand
>Hooks me and drags me anyway
>My flash wears off by the time he's ready to give me the dick
Nice mechanics, Blizz.
Its never a bad idea to have mei on the team
What is she doing, /owg/?
this game sucks nards and is for retarded babies lmao
>friend wants to try the game
>we group up together
>blizzard matchmaking :^)
>lose 10 games straight
>he uninstalls the game
i guess now i don't have to spend $40
Triggering the tumblrists
>Reposting cause maybe somebody will give a shit this thread
DVAfags
I claim Zarya away from the sjws and anyone who says she is a sjw hero from now on shall forever be known as a huge faggot retard
Tracer here, fuck you and your problems.
ready for takeoff
Glootes for the slootz
you're hanging out at the defense point when this guy teleports behind your Mercy and ults her in the ass. what do you do?
>blizzard extending beta to fuck over Stellaris release
The jew wars are fun to observe.
reposting? this isn't reddit :^)
>le free kills man mad about stuns
SHIT WHEN DID THIS GET ADDED IN?!?!
suck his thick uncut cock 2bh
Mod to fix Zarya's model when?
Chaining shields is fun as fuck but goddamn she needs a proper ass like the rest of the girls in this game.
Phara still my Overwaifu though
Imagine how nice she would be if she had decent hair
Hit E
Stun
Fan the hammer
Win
>it's a full tracer team game
NERFTHIS
ERFTHISN
RFTHISNE
FTHISNER
THISNERF
HISNERFT
ISNERFTH
SNERFTHI
How are Blizzard games when it comes to cheaters? I'm torn between getting this for PC and PS4. I'd assume PC will have a larger playerbase, but I'm somehow better with a controller and I'm worried the PC version will be full of hackers like Battlefield and R6 Siege.
I always end up getting more kills by charging my mech through the enemy team than with the actual explosion.
It's fucking infuriating because that crap NEVER gets POTG.
Hell, I even managed to flush 4 people down the hole in Lianjing-or-whatever tower with that charge ones and the POTG ended up being Roadhog scoring 2 kills with his Q.
Ask him why he wears the mask.
>fire off a self destruct into the corner where widows hiding
>she fucking panics and runs into a mcree ult
D.Va is so much fun
Anyone else despise Gibraltar? Anubis gets a lot of hate, but I absolutely hate pushing the payload through that hangar. Worst chokepoint in the game.
blizz think they slick
but she dabbing
>Try to play Hanzo and Widowmaker
>Can't see shit as Hanzo
>Everyone moves too fast as Widowmaker
>By the time I get stationed some shit Tracer is wrecking me
Maybe Sniping's just not for me. Or shooting. Or this game.
Eh. What skin should I get for D.va? And is it possible to write D.va without triggering Veeky Forums X's hotlink stuff?
Can we all agree that this map is terribly designed?
I've NEVER had my team win on it as attacker, and never had my team lose on it as defender.
Both chokepoints near the checkpoints are terribly designed. It's the worst shit i've ever seen.
It's not only me who thinks this map is absolutely retarded, right?
>there's no fanart of d.va in casual clothes
shit
>Enemy team has 2 bastions, a mei and a torbjorn
it goes well with her nails :3
she does have a proper ass fag
you have to be over 15 to post here
I play to win! ;)
Well it's the suit that's sexy but i'd like to see her as a schoolgirl
Really? How do you figure?
Quake doesnt have rock paper scissor balancing. There is only weapons and armor, none of which "counter" each other, they are only tools.
>yfw you join a game, pick your hero, and see some other fucker pick the same hero right afterwards
Does anyone have the picture of her with different color schemes? Those looked pretty good
The chokepoint for the second point is fine because there's multiple ways to get to the point to reduce the choke. The first chokepoint is absolute garbage though.
Quit posting your shitty potg. It was shit the first time, and it is still shit now.
in pubs it's a clusterfuck but at higher levels attacking wins most of the time because you get like 15 minutes and only need to succeed in a push once while the defense needs to repel it every time
That's a funny lookin man.
Do you guys all literally think Zarya is a SJW character because of her hair?
This and Dorado might be my absolute hate maps.
>leave game and instaquick again
>get put with the same team
>stay with good team that i just won
>all 5 of them gets replaced while we're on setup time
Fuck, this second one felt like i was legit cucked.
Leaving the game during setup time is fine and won't give you a xp debuff, right ?
hi that's me
next time wait for me to pick thank you
just look for every other anime porn
literally the fucking same
I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY
blizzard needs to fix their matchmaking or they'll scare everyone away
>design multiple masked heroes
>reveal their faces in alternative skins
This is my trigger.
nah
manly/chunky female with a very feminine trait like pink hair/pastel clothes is a very common tumblr design trait
not that there is anything wrong with zarya, just saying the hair is the biggest part
That's a lot of ELIMINATED lines.
I should say, I just wanna look like a Tachikoma. And without all those fucking stickers
Is there a way to stop friends from joining your games?
Like when they hop in as spectator and the like.
Ryūjin no ken wo kūrae!!
She's a Heavy with "tits" and Shieldviches
Cheaters used to be harshly punished in WoW until Blizzard stopped caring and now botters are rampant.
I don't know about SC2 ladder or anything that matters.
Do you ever vote for a member of the other team?
>that opening cinematic
sooo...what are "we" fighting here? Against each other? Gorilla boy Winston implied that it's more Omnic bullshit and we know from early cinematics that its also cause of shady stuff from Reaper's crew. But, there's only what--5, maybe 6 out of the 21 heroes on his side? What are they even trying to accomplish?
lmao why bother putting in half of an exposition in a game with literally no story to speak of
>literally the fucking same
>literally
>implying every porn actress is identical
Potg is fluff. I'm not sticking around to vote on something meaningless
Does Roadhog need buffed?
I've seen a game where one team wins as attackers in less than 3 mins.
I've also won as attackers many many times. It;s just shitters are bad at attacking in low MMR because they can't deal with half the defence heroes.
Yes, internet has conditioned me to automatically regard anything with toxic colored hair as a health hazard
Zarya is very well designed when it comes to her kit and her voice / visuals are okay but the hair just sinks the whole ship
>Can we all agree that these maps are terribly designed?*
>Tfw no good maps
I would prefer her to have no hair instead of what she has now.
>Symmetra on Volskaya
Why is this allowed.
...
Other than Reinhardt, arent those just young versions of the characters?
FUCK YI
FUCK YURNERO
FUCK GENJI, BUT TENDERLY BECAUSE HE'S MY FAVOURITE
>he doesn't switch off
...
>not kings row
>not dorado
Anubis is casual filter
dorado + kings row are ACTUALLY badly designed
Yes, he's severely underpowered as he can't instakill full health tanks with his combo.
fix this please
His 8 second self-heal should heal full health
Zarya was literally put in to please SJWs
Almost no one plays her because they are that disgusted by the hero.
I'm all for calling out /pol/ when they are being ./pol/ but you'd have to be genuinely retarded not to acknowledged this.
It's just so they can do an MVM wave style game mode in a year or two for more money
I'm okay with that
They should just make it about the characters like they did in TF2. There's a "plot" in TF2 that's supposed to make sense of why they're fighting but literally no one cares and Valve knew better than to focus on it.
>best accent
>best face
>best ass
>spawn as Pharah
>lay fat thick shit on their chests
ive won like 75% matches ive played on it and do not understand the complaints since they apply to basically every a/d map and not just it specifically
any competent lucio will carry your ass through pushing both points the instant he gets ult because of how small it is
I'm worried that Zarya will see no use once people wise up and stop shooting her shields
What about HotS?
Seeing as how this is a Blizzard game I assume the PC population will be bigger/last longer than the PS4 population?
Do any sites keep track of stats for population? I wanna compare Diablo's.
>2016
>this is the state of fps games
kek. this game isnt literally a mix of everything bad about video games today
...
Use defence matrix for ult denial and return to what I was doing
How to make Pharah a top choice
>slight missile speed increase on ult rockets they dont do enough damage to justify the slow speed the travel at
>either increase the splash range or splash damage of her weapon.
Her ult is way too easy to get away from and the first few missile hits won't kill anyone but super squishies and the splash damage and splash range of her weapon is almost laughably low.
let hook reset after kills
>kek
and you aren't definitely a mix of everything wrong with humans today
But it did make sense, even if in a cartoony sense
It's two brothers recruiting mercenaries to fight for shitty lands filled with nothing that they inherited
>zenyatta who was near me dies while I have my shield up as reinhart
>starts cursing calling me a faggot and nigger because he was healing me and somehow I should make him not have like super low health
>can barely hear him over the game audio and just start laughing at this kid trying to get under my skin.,
>finally with tears in my eyes from laughing like a hyena he quits.
We were fucking winning easily too. How do you play Zenyatta and not get used to eating shit sometimes?