/ink/ - Splatoon General

What if people at the party were only playing Splatoon and all the immensely attractive women there were looking for someone to teach them how to play?

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That would make it so much worse because at the moment there are much less squibs out there then there used to be. Watching a new attractive female player lose all the time would bring in the white knight defense force and everyone will be fighting with everyone that "stop teaching her wrong!"

On the flipside I can stay at home and fuck my realdoll and play splatoon naked afterwards.
Guaranteed orgasm
5-10 minute workout
no lag games from multiple users

Sorry but the pot is spoiled and far from being too sweet from what I am used to, sorry but my answer from before stands. Stay at home with vidya.

Well that's sad, I'm sure if push came to shove you'd devastate any Jap that got in your way and you'd have lips around your dick in no time.

>tfw splatoon aninversary soon
>tfw the year went fast

Best year yet
This game only improved with age

So there are gangs of roaming women who dress up and perform sexual acts on people who are good at a childs shooting video game.

The sexbots are taking over and they are trying to remain relevant.

The wars have begun. It shall not be long before im holding my dying waifubot in my arms after she got killed protecting me from the feminist rebels. Also, I did not save that one pic from years ago of this situation happening and some drawanon took heart and made a little sketch about it, but have some Mira anyways.

Hank...

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but how about disregarding the elaborate fleshlights and accepting the very sex-wanting vagina-having women.

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Its happening, man. There will be armies of women out there taking away masturbatory aids from men everywhere.

I fail to see the problem.

What's with all the art of Marie hating tomatoes? Tomatoes are best.

Tomatoes are flavorless on their own and act as a filler for sandwiches.

They are best in paste form

I think she might have mentioned disliking them on one of the Japanese fests.

>not being gay

I really wish we could see those rotation and Splatfest bants from Japan now

I'm gay for Marie

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They're not actually that big in game, those are just vectors. I export them high res so that people can print stickers from them if they want.

Nope, not me. That just looks like somebody erased the background and added a spider.
Everything I completed is here:
vectorfriend.imgur.com/

....................from Nintendome

Callie.

I want to put babby in the Callie

This is from the credits, if she hates tomatos so much why does she like pizza then tf?

Marie!

this thread is pathetic

I am the most pathetic.

i can tell

Callie!

Helping Callie clean a beach after an oil spill!

dude

seaweed

nights

lmao

You!
Me!
Dancing!

I want to make Marie wet, soggy bread for lunch!

so if callie and marie are celebrities
then do you think people have photoshopped their faces onto porn
alternatively, what other kind of creepy shit do you think their fans might do?

Send Callie constant unsettling and threatening emails about how badly they want to "cum on her tentacles".

Stalking Marie so much she is forced to cancel public appearances!

Confessing my undying love to Marie after gatecrashing the Gobys!

Telling the court I am married to Marie but she has to keep it a secret for her career!

>forced to cancel public appearances
Yeah, because she gets very busy when met with stalkers.

>Marie will never brutally beat you

Why even wake up in the mornig

I want to make Marie my dick between two slices of bread for lunch!

I may or may not have downloaded the whole last thread, even though I'm just Lurking™

Good work

Murreh!

Calleh!

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Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms out there enjoying Splatoon!

gay

Why is it darker skinned Callie looks amazing but darker skinned Marie looks awful?

I CANNOT STOP SEXUALIZING CALLIE

i think they both look fine

Just the way it should be

tentacle color

slow down friend.
while there may be times for callie to be sexy,
there are also many times for her to be cute instead.

Callie is always for cute, never for sexy.

imgur.com/a/Pa84N
Compilation album of the translation I did last night
Hope you enjoy

Happy 1st anniversary, Squid Sisters

come on now, don't be a stickler.
callie has as much of a right to express her sexuality as me or you.
you cannot deny her of it simply because you feel that it is not suited to her. do you think she would appreciate that?

She IS sexy, she isn't FOR sexy. That's Marie's job.

Cheers user; though do you suppose you could give this one a quick run-down?
Not to bother with any actual translations, hell, you've done more than enough work already; just looking for a brief idea of what's going on. What I can gather is that it introduces the idea that only Marie has a beauty mark on her face, and Callie adds hers with a marker each day, either for consistency or perhaps to make her feel better?
All I know is it features some rare lil Squid Sisters being precious so it must have something going for it.

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56772111

did you read the post you replied to?
people are not "for" sex. when you assign them roles like that, you reduce them to animals who can or cannot do things because you said so.
is that what you want? would you say to callie's face that she isn't for sex, and that her cousin is?
i'm a little disappointed.

Shh! keep it a secret!
Friends with Octolings!

Actually, I was already planning on it
It's just a sample of a doujin, though; you'll be a bit left off

Die

Marie is for sex
Callie is for daytime host charisma

I know your favorite idol gets less fanart
I know your favorite idol gets fantasies where she kills herself and Marie lives comfortably
I know your favorite idol only won so many splatfests due to popularity (which was fixed recently)

But come on now.

die

so it's just one mariefag who makes posts like this right?
they all sound the same, anyway.

I don't mean as an individual, I mean as a character. There's a reason Marie is regarded as a sex machine and Callie, well, isn't, and that's because it just doesn't seem like her at all.

Sorry user but page 15 is still in moon

They skipped that one for reasons unknown.

i couldn't read it

was it in slang or something? like how sometimes they write 'cute' as some scribble?

where does the distinction between individual and character come in for cases like this? is she not both? is art not just depiction of an individual?
you need to accept that characters do not have these assignments just because you say so. people have the freedom to interpret them however they choose.

Well I don't know what the appeal is in interpreting Callie as a whore, but if you reckon you have the right to, be my guest.

>having sex makes you a whore
...interesting standards

Yeah. Pure maiden. Saving herself for her perfect spouse so their first tentacle-cumming will be special.
That's how I envision her. There are mo one-night-stands when you're a Saint.

It was just full of sentences using structures I am unfamiliar with, and cannot find information about, as well as just not being understandable by me
It talks about a producer named Shy-Ho-Shy? Who is that?
Then again, looking back at it - I think I could pull something out of it
I suppose I could try to translate it, hold on
Hold on

so you're saying...
she's a whore...
because she violates the standards that you yourself imposed on her?
we're back to square one.

Maybe have a read of the Pixiv page it's found on; the artist wrote a long text about what an impact the Squid Sisters had or something or other. Maybe that could have some relevance.

I guess those are my standards. I simply wouldn't like my Angelsquid to arrive used.

The irony is that I don't ship her with myself, so I don't even know why I'm carrying on like this.

There we go
Still not so sure on the producer comment - it might be something the artist just made up
Ah, whatever
Of course, there's an updated album too
imgur.com/a/O9p5B

Maybe I'm missing what was missed but that seems pretty straightforward. Not enough to bypass the whole page anyway.
In any case, thanks user. This might be the sweetest page in the comic.

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Calling it now, at the post-Splatfest banter Marie will say she'll dress up in the dumbest costume she can imagine, and dress as Callie.

チルトちゃん is Tilt-chan, right? Is there no English equivalent for the 'chan' suffix?

I mean, チルト would be the literal katakana translation for tilt, but 煽り, "Aori" is the Japanese word for a breeze or influence - it's not such a common word, and I'm not entirely sure why Google Translate makes it "tilt"
But Callie's Japanese name, アオリ derives from the Japanese word for bigfin reef squid, アオリイカ
English has no equivalent to Japanese honorifics - except perhaps "Sir", "mister" and whatnot, but those are all equivalents to さん - I don't think ちゃん or くん have any particular equivalents

Is this game worth buying? Online alive still? Considering updating my Wii U since the hacking scene is dead.

don't play this game if you're hacker scum

Very much worth it, and very much still alive. It's a pile of fun.