Dota 2 - /d2g/

This game is triggering me.

Get your waifu for this thread.

Tobi = the nigger steals your waifu
97-00 = Full Milligan Vick stack

>no WW1 hero

>csgog memes
go away

>arizona
>europe
?

>On top of ruining dota 2 with the stupidest patch of all time, Valvo puts me in lpq for 3 games because I abandoned an unranked game (got called in to work)
>Play like 5 games and still have 1 lpq game to win
>Accidentally abandon because I thought the game that we stomped was done and I just dove fountain and went afk. End up abandoning.
>Now I got 5 lpq games.
>I win 2 and go back down to 3 lpq W's remaining.
>Queue for 3rd game and pressed accept and then tabbed out.
>Completely forgot about it because I bet on a basketball game while tabbed out
>end up abandoning without even picking a fucking hero
>back to 5 fucking lpq games.
>My friend (who is 1.5k mmr above me) tries to help me get out of lpq
>3 retard peruvian feeders who collectively go something like 0-21-3 in the game and we lose.
>friend says he doesn't like playing lpq and leaves me to get out solo

give me one reason i shouldn't quit this fucking bullshit game right now
LPQ IS THE WORST FUCKING THING AND I GET PUT THERE FOR NO FUCKING REASON

>d2g is not watching the knighternational

youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo

rollan

>MY DADDY: Alex1488

prove it's working as intended

>tfw no friends to play dota with

ROLLIN

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this fat fuck is stealing millions

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>Omar
>US
>balding dane
>Arizona

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>Memememe getting BTFO by literally whos
Reddit on suicide watch.

>NO FUCKING REASON
>abandon over and over and over
pick youreself up and take some god damn responsibility

DC is gonna save western dota from NA dota

kat best waifu

>I don't know how spectre works

- Reddit.

roll

fucking hell

Rolling.

She looks likes a FUCKING WHORE.

Second place>third place
Wings>EG
So what?

- jealous dotards because all their characters look like edgy shit

I think that's the point. Makes me hard tho

It's Lebanon, don't waste your time.

Ez Kaipi, ez Sing.

At least post a good girl like Lulu.

dota characters look "like edgy shit"?
ive played league and im sorry but its the opposite.

>who is zed, master yi, dr mundo etc

ahhahaahahah faggot

>Kaipi

>one of if not the best Slav teams, better than na'vi and Empire

Meanwhile shitquid can't take one game!

wewlad

>bone7 in charge of not tilting

NOT A SINGLE SMOKE ROTATION
I'M SO FUCKING TRIGGERED

league has a few dark and edgy champions like zed, aatrox and yasuo because some people like that

every dota hero is a dark edgelord

you dont smoke in a pub or in darksouls

how can singsing know how to use it then?

rollin

League champions are emo shits with tattoos. Dota heroes don't have tattoos at all. Get BTFO

>people unironically think liquid is good

or am I being memed on

>tattoo

My penis is 5 inches. So disappointing. I wish I had 10 inches

why does enchantress have 2 heads?

How about a smoke from enigma or bane?
Heroes that can hold qop in place into a shackle for easy kill.
Not a single one.

pro dota is at a turning point
the old guard are rapidly fading
something new will have to take their place

in the meantime we cling to what was, more in confusion than actual belief

Nobody is good but everyone has potential. We haven't seen consistency in a long time. MVP is the only team that has been showing some though.

blink aghs Chen is fucking based and everyone will lose their shit when puppey breaks it out in competitive dota

>one of if not the best Slav teams, better than na'vi and Empire

you don't watch tournaments, do you?

>vega failed to qualify for manila
>navi has had WWAAAY better performance than then in recent weeks

meanwhile, the 'new and improved' eg can't even make the grand final of a lan with tier 3 teams in.

Doesn't matter, I'll just wait for you to stop posting in this general when eg bombs out of manila :)

>MVP is the only team that has been showing some though
they lost to wg.unity, tnc, and og, teams generally regarded as worse than them. nobody's consistent at this point.

poor dotards having only like 6 attractive characters

there are like 2 champions with some tattoos and such a wide variety you would expect it

no attractive dota heros with tattoos because there are no attractive dota heros

>Vega beat those teams and placed higher b-but theyre not good

ayyy

Also what kind of retarded fool would play on the old patch when they could play on the new patch?

>farming 10k gold on a support just to do something lion can do with 2k

CRYING LAUGHING FACE OKAY SIGN

>chickenscratch

rawhide!

>yuros piling on liquid as their last chance, their ersatz secret

whats new

Attractive girls are always damaged and tattooed

I need a source/name on that Enchantress.

Empire and Na'vi are in the majors while Vega (who is still better than EG mind ya) was eliminated in the qualifiers by synderenstack.

LMAO

>empire completely outperforms vega in the quals
>navi made the final of starladder, which vega came last place in and got an invite

>Also what kind of retarded fool would play on the old patch when they could play on the new patch?

LE sandbagging meme strikes again XdXdXDXD

in literally every other esport people who make this argument are immediately made fun of until they recede back to whatever shithole they came from.

I was piling on Madara and DC because they're likable as fuck. They had to work from the ground up. It's like a shonen anime.

madara is only good for coopting /a/ pastas

granted, that is very very good

but he'll never be actually good at dota

Nah, they're all legit as fuck, they just need to gain more experience and stop chocking

He's good at dota. He was styling on empire. He was crushing and blinking before he could see the enemy team. His reactions were as if he could see everything around him. As if he had a sharingan.

>They had to work from the ground up
ad finem sure did, but dc are literally just team tinker/ti5 mouz 2.0.

the technical term is amphetamine, or adderall in plebspeak

madara is better than aui and envy

only really miracle from the western scene might be objectively better at carrying

You think DC wouldn't have beaten CoL or MvP?

Someone's in for a surprise cum the major

where in my post is that even implied

what about synds team can diggity win anything

im still fucking mad casterstack is out but they never were gonna make it

still got some fucking hilarious casts with their comms on stream

>team with good players is the same the teams with bad players

LUL

DC lost a series to a team with TC

they wouldn't get past group stages if they played in eu qualifiers

you are full on mad dude calm down

btw since you're slow on the uptake - other games are not balanced by an absolute madman who destroys the meta entirely and rebuilds it every dozen fortnights

casterstack is a memereddit team

team synderen has some okay players, but it's the team that can fuck a good team here and there but never will win anything relevant or even come close

>people like them so they're reddit
oh look, it's the antisocial edgy neet demographic

oh look, it's the antisocial edgy neet demographic pretending not be antisocial edgy neet demographic

I think no diggity was doomed to fail. as good oof a player synderen is, his positioning is abject trash. Does not help that they have the worst choker in history bar none in Era. I feel for Khezzu Yaphzor and qoj

Why didn't they play on EU if they're so good, explain this to me DCucks

projection isn't attractive user

They're an American team :D

Who is allowed to say people are bad? That's a question worth an essay but shortly:

Allowed to speak:
Proven winners with track records (ppd, Puppey)

Not allowed:
Reddit
user
Trashcans and washed up players (cwm, Mason, maelk, loda)

>qojqva will never ever ever be on a good team
when will based germanplayers throw off the shackles of cuckoldry and form an all germany team oh wait its probably illegal under german law

>people like them
uh? they are reddit because they behave like reddit, not because people liek them or not

>look we are streaming our own official games because we don't care xDD come look please upvote and subscribe don't forget to check our twitters

I like watching them to listen to the voice chat but I won't delude myself; they are karma hungry redditors.

Fata and kuroky pretty clearly don't want to play with cockva and no one likes the ogre.

>puppey
>track record
only for the first 2 years

his time with secret has been an embarrassment after embarrassment, being unable to win anything that matters for like 1.5 years

Shazam is top 5 NA. DC are getting stronger with every game. Top 3 NA (CoL) is next. After that it's EG and Secret the final bosses.

Who should Kaipi replace their supports with?

FATA
H4nni
Qojqva
Khezzu
Black^

german dreamteam?