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>Old Thread

> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
I derank because of this

>Winning game 13-6
>Entire server starts lagging out
>We do timeout, terrorists don't
>Lag goes away
>It starts every time after terrorists plant the bomb
>They seem to still be able to play just fine even though their ping is like 300
>Ask them to do timeout
>"Fuck you"
>"Enjoy this :)"
>Lag starts again
>They comeback to 13-12
>I disconnect to at least be +1 round from that game

So yeah can you DDOS a valve server? Also, how the fuck would overwatch catch ddosers if that's the case?

>bison pasta

someone needs to add those tears aswell

nice blog famalama,where do I subcribe

>no thing

I've noticed an increase in shitposting whenever there's an NA region-based tournament going on.

>pronounce Tempo Storm as Tempo Storm
>pronounce Cloud 9 as C9
why. it doesn't make sense because it's not even shorter

we all hate americans because they're retarded but this is a shitposting general so don't get prissy with me missy

slemmy looks like a school shooter lol

fucker i said that yesterday

>wake up
>see aussies lost
mfw

Is Brazil the Sweden of the west?

Also I bet on Noble, how fucked am I ?

>waking up at 2 in the morning
where did it all go wrong user?

stewie is such a cheeky fucker

i was born

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>its a C9 failed to get rounds on T episode

>this c9 tilt

Why do whitebois even try lmao

>no thing

>america

Whites have the most majors.

>muh ancient history

are u a cracker? cause ure salty as fuck ROFL

#REKT
#YOLO
#SiCkBuRn

KILL DA CRACKA

sick bait

>""""""""""technical difficulties"""""""""

WE WUZ MAJOR CHAMPIONS AND SHIET

WE WUZ

Is this c9s pick?

yeah but TS is known for having a very good cobble

is stewie good or are his opponents just retarded?

>rush thru smoke
>win anyway

>rush past corner where a ct is holding angle
>win anyway

fuck cbble lads

the most meme map ever

Why the fuk did I bet on shit storm to win cobblestone.....

>when the bottom fragger starts complaining to the other team, telling them how bad his team is

bc you don't have the power of memes

>browsing reddit

>implying that everyone else in this thread doesn't have it open aswell

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How do I set up my xbox 360 controller for csgo?

I asked r/pcmasterrace but they just called me a peasant lol

holy shit inferno is such a shit map

why would you even consider this?
It's in the normal options tho

When i try a reddit wallbang :(

>exec controller.360.cfg
>joystick 1
in console

i hate cuck9 so much

>fuck
>lol
sup reddit

>taking the bait

Can those cheating BR's be any more obvious?

>the favelas microhacks meant that lucas knew where shroud was on A site

Why the fuck do they let players get away with blatant hacking?

get meta baited kid

>slemmy

>C9 won cobble
What le fug :DDD

>chrisJoint
should've guessed he likes meme music

C9 should win inferno these monkeys are all aim no brain

Stewie best flicks NA

hen1 doesnt count

crab

fucking hues

blu just had a testicle drop shouting out stewies name

>Brazil thought they were good

another ez win for reddit

shroud fucking choker wtf man

>shroud is good meme
only player that could ever play pit right in inferno is brax

Won a Vulcan with a really shitty name tag, any ideas what I should re-name it?

>go into ot
>ska just hangs his head and stares at his keyboard
he misses his daddy dazed

LET'S GO TEMPO LET'S GO

SAVE MY SKINS

LET'S GO TEMPO LET'S GO

>NAs only decent team struggling with a tier 2 brazilian team

xD

guns up in a 4v5, common cs especially on inferno

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both regions are trash

sean used ska better than dazed did

>shroud in pit

traplover is choking

ummm did you watch the last major? I bet you're some swede cocksucker.

Also, is Tempo Storm's only viable strat to walk down to bombsite and hope for the best? how is this a pro team?

I predict C9 get 2-1 on CT but 0-3 as T

All regions are trash, Sweden is the only country good at cs,I guess France is okay on a good day.

dazed was toxic

sean you're supposed to be failing to qualify for the minor

where did this "shroud loves traps" meme come from?

dazed made ska cry alot when he was on his team

good on dazed to to not throw ska under the bus for the throw, like that full kike steel

>Sweden's best team has their best player injured
>Brazil get the easiest possible playoff bracket in the history of the world
literally got to play the final against an injured player
That's the only reason Brazil got that title and you know it

na cucked

traps aren't gay

>DAT CHIMPOUT

NA is the best.....

AT CHOKING

ska's crying all the time on c9
ska needs to stop being a little bitch

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>literal monkeys btfoing na
smhlol

Where can a white American college girl find some Brazilian guys! These white guys here are so clingy, I need to find me some brown men!

It was a meme I started a few years back, when he was dating that "girl" emmekitten

>muh injureees!!

I guess weak swedecuck genes do that for you.

Na'Vi played on a full roster though, so did Astralis.

You actually don't know Guardian was playing injured? Fuck of monkey

that never happened

i could do the rage after too

WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING

He dates gooks, the most beta thing you could do.

>nothing peeks 1v1 before his team at moto is even moving in
kek

I had emmekitten on steam friends once upon a time. She played in some aus casual or community servers and we talked a bit.

I didn't know they dated, I thought she just modded for him