/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

Any bored people wanna grind heists in 1st person for 800 RP reward?

>hamsterposter
yea, no

This is a comfy game

gta 4 meet up when?
i have yet to truly explore liberty city

These eyes, I just wanna melt under them

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I can play GTAIV PC sometime tonight, if you guys want to do some shit.

>that feel when this heat rapes you

steam?
i can't today

You'd better believe I suck dick

a lot of people suck dick, you aren't special

The only thing that makes me special is this little girl

xth for crew killing and i should kick myself

youtube.com/watch?v=bK8QCA_6Ms0

>tfw everything I predicted happened
>playlists stopped anyone else from having lobbies
>discord split the userbase
>gtag game modes die as null spams chink shit and r*
>dorito attention whoring killed free mode aside from VIP missions and random culling
>sultan RS is encouraged now
>honk sill isn't funny
>webms so low in quality now, even the early dorito webms had higher production values then our current schlock.
>crew events no longer possible, only 5 people in the last monthly crew sub session

MFW I only have one question, how?

Was it newfags? Joining your playlists since they are heavily advertised in threads?

Was it beta-orbiters? Seeing you as the new Nessi, and a chance to become the new 'elite'?

Was it the normies? Just following herd mentality of only playing game modes when everyone else plays them?

What was it that allowed chink shit to prosper while rally-circuits to fail, for stock deathmatchs to overcome cage fights, for dorito to triumph over non-specific freeroam, and for discord to take off?

It terrible that null was the catalyst, but it takes a shitty crew to follow a shitty leader

>I only have one question, how?
>proceeds to ask seven more questions

>but it takes a shitty crew to follow a shitty leader

I don't even go into the game modes and don't drift, though.

>one question
>how?

>not understanding what a compound question is

nth for XSnapdragon

game is dead.
no meaningful updates since december
5+ months of shit content
it's over
it's finally over
r* will kill online
we're free
you're free blater

There's that null is our scapegoat poster again.

I join the playlists because Null is the only person who hosts races.

Last time I asked if anyone wanted to race the only reply I got was "Fuck off."

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Cmaeo, I told you to fuck off because earlier in that thread was a big discussion about crew races, I thought you were baiting

There are always crew races, just look at your phone and join them

>taking that seriously
i guess 80% of gtag is burned out
no new contact missions, races etc.
only the newer fags will join them and other game mode lovers
i love races, but if i wanted to race properly without someone screaming out "NO BUMPING INTO ME" in a gta racing game mode then i'd just play a racing sim.
if i wanted a proper deathmatch i'd play a game with better gun mechanics and balancing
you get the idea...
only thihng left to do is appreciate freemode and the sandbox style of the game because that's what it does best

was gtag a crewkilling retardfest when you left? if so nothing

There's a creator, I'm always making new races, and I get what you mean. The races I always try to make take advantage of what is unique in GTA, mainly the uneven, and varying terrain and having collision intersections for the track.

Difficult to see in the sea of Insurgent vs RPG and Series A, but I will keep an eye out

no problem

I too would be playing racing sims, but GTA strikes a balance between Mario Kart and rFactor that Gran Turismo and Forza doesn't offer. Also racing wheels are expensive, even used ones. So yeah, GTA racing is solid.

whats the best way to give money to friends? placing bounties on them?

i just wish you can get to choose player made races, deathmatches etc. in the lobby choosing section after every mode.

>So yeah, GTA racing is solid.
i just want more of what says, and rockstar to take advantage of player made jobs that are easier to access

run a heist for them and give them a big cut

ImI host playlists of my races every so often when I make another one. If y'all wanna join them, or add them to your own playlists, my SC: Mr.Magoomafoo

when are you usually on famiglia

guess who

chicken butt

possibly the only thing that could bring me back other than a banwave

post you're favorite patrician car

Discord needs #micspam channel.

[9:20 AM] Not Annie: no wonder ur the leader
[9:20 AM] Not Annie: ur the most autistic person here

Make GTAG Great Again

>joins voip
>doesn't talk

That's fine, I was joking. But if you wanna take it that seriously, okay.

Says the person who posts pictures of her "exboyfiend" while on his account.

I'm just annoyed of your constant whining.
That's the real NullProphet though :^)

Cool. You shouldn't take my jokes so seriously.

Let's make a discord for GTAG, but get mad when they act like autistic spergs from Veeky Forums

>not having a patrician garage

What vehicles from other gta clones would you like to see in gtav?

My pick would be the Wildchild from Just Cause 2.

Watch dogs had great KB/m driving

The ruiner is as close as you can get, but it's not the same feeling

the hammerhead and nrgv8 from sr2

Guys, there are valid concerns about the discord taking attention off the thread, and we need to work harder at posting in here as well, that's true. But you need to stop saying that Null's game modes are hurting anything. The crew rarely does anything anymore, it's been this way for a long time. The game modes brought so many of the crew together and it's been really active lately. Why is that a point to shitpost on? I probably hate game modes more than all of you, I am a KD autist after all. But I can't sit here and objectively believe that they are hurting the crew just because I don't like playing them.

Just shitpost in the thread more, stop the drama, have fun. Fuck.

t. ezek

pretty sure that's bl8 m8

Still doesn't change the fact that discord itself is cancer run by Annie and her horrible memes.

Ezek fucked off when he couldn't post traps in stockings in the general chat

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SR3-4 bootlegger, I just want some 4-door vintage muscle cars

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Hachikuchu strong

Accurate
you should probably change "baby" to "discord"

worst call ever man

dang, Worldwide FM is pretty based

Motorcycles are so weird in this game, wheely will take you up any incline, they never lose grip, hoping over walls and bumps, and that random height you will die versus a normal landing.

Post Boats

>inb4 stainier

gta 3 era liberty is more comfy

>tfw when listening to k-jah going through the tunnel to shoreside dale

Just chillin
no T20 on sight

>ratloader
>with a bed
top lel
youtube.com/watch?v=YayqIC-A8Vw

why the fuck does anyone wear those glasses, if anyone thinks those glasses legitmately looks good they have the shittiest taste ever.

I like them.

crime is no longer available

I wanted the rear fenders

what a whore

>tfw you will never track down the guy pretending to be a girl on the internet called crimefighter, force them to take oestrogen hormones over a period of time then make them wear a dress + stockings and smash that mf boipussy

why even live

you probably also unironically like beards and twirly mustaches

I do like beards, but not twirly mustaches. Beards looks good on bearmode men.

bearmode men (ie lumberjacks)

anything else and you look like a wanker

iktf

is this buzzfeed

crime is rude af

I can't find motivation to keep playing Bully. I'm at 50% completion and the story is boring now. I think it lost momentum around the time you had to start doing greaser missions.

I stopped posting webms cause people would just bitch. Enjoy your drifts

take a break and come back to it

the best bit about the greasers is their theme desu

reminder helicopters are OP

JIRASU PIIDAASON
WARUDO WAIDO

Is Nessi gone now?

No. :)

Fuck Yourself Bitch.......

ayy, I took that pic.
Man, I miss the good old ps3 days.

Been saying this shit since 2013 and no one ever listens to me.

youtube.com/watch?v=uWRrp5UpbWg

>gta5 launcher keeps crashing
>its going to take 2 hours to verify cache

That's SV though v_v

any new cool online menus for money dropping out yet?