>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team. -You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Logan Phillips
why didnt yozzil pick me to cum in her pussy.....
Cooper Carter
>i'm gonna keep trying >someone's gonna think my shitposts are funny! he said that he didn't want to be well known on the thread, so most likely he's gone for good
Mason Morales
Uh no, you've been posting that troll list all day, there's only 2 active guilds. I'm sorry if you have a problem with it, but please don't mess with new players who just want an actual Veeky Forums community.
Jason Ward
SS and DORF are the Veeky Forums guilds, get over it hopefag.
Tyler Reed
>baby's first shitpost SS is venomblade's meme guild and even if it was a Veeky Forums guild, that officer list is outdated DORF recruits in mapchat out of edarkness' weird desire to outdo dros and make it bigger than HOPE
Noah Howard
You're wrong though. Edarkness only started DORF because he got kicked from HOPE for being a sperg, and even then, he mostly recruits from mapchat and kicks people to keep spamming invites. It isn't a proper Veeky Forums guild, please don't mislead people.
John Jackson
>2016 >still talking about edarkness
David Mitchell
post the hottest rat in the land
Zachary Wright
oink
Parker Campbell
Both of those guilds are more Veeky Forums than hope. Get over it fag
Luke Gomez
...
Cooper Morales
People are still posting his guild, even though Edark doesn't want to do anything with Veeky Forums. Just posting a bit more proof.
Carson Jenkins
...
Carter Jackson
Eugh.
Aiden Jenkins
probably because, i don't know, people are still talking about his guild
Matthew Torres
PUT THE GUN DOWN KEGGIN
Zachary Peterson
It's kinda depressing this is how you spend your mother's day, still getting mad about a grudge from half a year ago.
Christian Hughes
You stupid fuck, that person isnt in any of the guilds, he is just shitposting
Parker Kelly
im not a mother;)
Parker Collins
Chill.
Juan Turner
I never said you were, it's also a time for sons and daughters to bond with their moms, hence my wording.
Carson Sullivan
I'm going to bond with your mother.
Ethan Butler
i'm a mom and i'm spending my day crafting
Aiden Jenkins
SS is the new vg guild faggot. HOPE is dead. SS is run by non autistic cute boys who actually play the game unlike HOPE shitters.
Blake Long
Fuck off cunt
Sebastian Jones
>non autistic cute boys >boys who got kicked from HOPE for hacking
Cooper Peterson
hey bro at least my mom liked me, maybe thats why i am not a sperglord
where can i find Hearth of Thorns for less than $40?
John Johnson
yeah im here what do you wanna know
t. effie
Wyatt Johnson
Seek help faggot, you try talking to yourself in a dead thread on a dead game
Isaac Wilson
No, I'M effie. Ask me anything
t. effie
Adrian Bennett
I'm effie
Evan Reyes
I'm effie's mom. please save my son from meme culture and influence.
Jose Peterson
When did you first realize that you loved farts so much? Was it before you started playing GW2, and is that why you play Asura, so that you'll always be at butt level?
Caleb Stewart
fuck off effie, what a shit question to ask effie
Justin Torres
>Wishing you could be Effie >Pretending to be Effie because you'll never be Effie
Wyatt Ortiz
Farts are something personal that other people dont share so sniffing them means we're close Asura because they're hyper intelligent like myself
Gabriel Peterson
How can u get to Verdant Brink? Pls I'm crying
Ryan Murphy
Good morning Keggin, how did you sleep tonight?
Asher White
did you start the story in silverwastes?
Adam Miller
No. what? Is that like some personal story stuff? I'm a fresh boosted level 80. I just wanna get my herald and GTFO PvE land quite frankly. Anet os making it very tedious
Thomas Sanchez
effie......
Lincoln Bennett
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team. -You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
Logan White
if you're in a guild with a guildhall you can teleport there through the guild screen and just walk out to get to HoT areas without messing with the opening story.
Justin Anderson
You can also enter the raid in Lion's Arch and leave again to get put at the entrance in Verdant Brink
Eli Kelly
>all day What's with all the newfags in this general, shit like this have been posted for months straight in every general.
Chase Martinez
Ohh thank god. I saw that on the wiki but, to be honest, I wasn't very sure if that'd work. I can't even find where the fucking story shit begins though. Thank you.
Jose Edwards
girls in middle school would bully me by holding me down and farting on me. because im a submissive little faggot i loved every second of it.
i only play rat because in only attracted to pre pubescent girls
t. effie
Logan Ortiz
Keggin must of had a bad dream...
Alexander Torres
The WvW rotations suck...
>TC and BG belongs in T1 >one server rotates to be their whipping boy in this case DB
Fuck who designed this crap?
Nathaniel Brooks
That's 2 though.
Wyatt Davis
see
Jose Bennett
I want to hold hands with a special someone...
Alexander Thompson
Say their name. SAY IT.
Nathaniel Cruz
r8 my rat
Levi Mitchell
edarkness
Cameron Rogers
How big is his dick? I need dimensions, balls too. What do they feel like?
Levi Sanders
Brain hair / 10
Medium triumphant armor was made for fashion users.
Cameron Wilson
tfw no fem charr-revenant-with-a-lady-dragon-spirit-inside-her wife...
Josiah Richardson
Venomblade
Robert Cruz
You can't really blame the devs on this one. There's little they can do when you have people like Mal and his cohorts dedicated to arranging the matchups to how they like them.
Samuel Brown
Oo-Oothier...
Eli Evans
>wanting to hold hands with a high mileage hoe
Charles Campbell
Buzz off, I'm going to hold both of Oothier's hands at the same time so that no one else can.
what was the degenerates reason for not uploading it?
Adrian Ortiz
He said he had work to get done but that was over a week ago so anyone who actually thought he would do it got rused.
Jaxson Long
Disgusting
Christopher Collins
>"Stack on alpha" what did he mean?
Wyatt Anderson
I'm just coming back to the game after like 4 months. Been doing some pve. My mastery level is 20. How do I get fast Tyria experience points for masteries? How about HoT? Levels seem to come slow to me and I already got like 67 Tyria mastery points to spend. I just need experience.
Ryan Thompson
Probably a result of wanking multiple times per day.
He pussied out or was embarassed when he saw his load. Or he felt ashamed after finishing and decided not to upload it after all.
Sebastian Fisher
Nobody gives a shit faggot, kill yourself
David Scott
take out your angst somewhere else you pathetic failure
Hunter Sullivan
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Ayden Cook
>tyria mastery CoF p1 trick still works and you can get some xp boosters for laurels to make it easier. i've been doing map comp so that also helps for me. >HoT meta events, those will always net you the best amounts of xp
Brayden Brown
Will you be my husbando? They say those who name their reaction pictures are the cutest of the cute.
Jackson Williams
Thanks user. I'll probably try out the CoF trick tomorrow. >got a guardian >she's a bank >have to grind with my thief instead
Thief staff just doesn't have the AoE that guardian staff 1 has.
Jack Bell
>tfw have to queue up just to get my retarded gift for legendaries
Josiah Nelson
SQUATFOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUGG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RATS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lucas Young
u ok man?
Angel Long
NO I AM NOT OK UGH
Tyler Harris
What's got you down?
Brandon Nguyen
I broke my leg when I went biking. A car ran a red light and hit me so now I have nothing to do but shitpost on the internet while I heal.