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Old >I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
gw2dungeons.net/
dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
gw2bltc.com/
gw2shinies.com/
gw2spidy.com/
gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
tooltips.thatshaman.com/
tyria3d.com/
gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W (embed)

Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Hornblower Togo, or Kealdrix

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youtube.com/watch?v=lsMjBV6sZVo
xhamster.com/movies/5775736/gw2_tribute_for_campublics_warrior.html
xhamster.com/movies/5821126/tribute_for_splutsy_gw2.html?s=2
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Did chromebutt leave for good?

Wrong pasta in the OP, sorry!

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

why didnt yozzil pick me to cum in her pussy.....

>i'm gonna keep trying
>someone's gonna think my shitposts are funny!
he said that he didn't want to be well known on the thread, so most likely he's gone for good

Uh no, you've been posting that troll list all day, there's only 2 active guilds. I'm sorry if you have a problem with it, but please don't mess with new players who just want an actual Veeky Forums community.

SS and DORF are the Veeky Forums guilds, get over it hopefag.

>baby's first shitpost
SS is venomblade's meme guild and even if it was a Veeky Forums guild, that officer list is outdated
DORF recruits in mapchat out of edarkness' weird desire to outdo dros and make it bigger than HOPE

You're wrong though. Edarkness only started DORF because he got kicked from HOPE for being a sperg, and even then, he mostly recruits from mapchat and kicks people to keep spamming invites. It isn't a proper Veeky Forums guild, please don't mislead people.

>2016
>still talking about edarkness

post the hottest rat in the land

oink

Both of those guilds are more Veeky Forums than hope. Get over it fag

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People are still posting his guild, even though Edark doesn't want to do anything with Veeky Forums. Just posting a bit more proof.

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Eugh.

probably because, i don't know, people are still talking about his guild

PUT THE GUN DOWN KEGGIN

It's kinda depressing this is how you spend your mother's day, still getting mad about a grudge from half a year ago.

You stupid fuck, that person isnt in any of the guilds, he is just shitposting

im not a mother;)

Chill.

I never said you were, it's also a time for sons and daughters to bond with their moms, hence my wording.

I'm going to bond with your mother.

i'm a mom and i'm spending my day crafting

SS is the new vg guild faggot. HOPE is dead. SS is run by non autistic cute boys who actually play the game unlike HOPE shitters.

Fuck off cunt

>non autistic cute boys
>boys who got kicked from HOPE for hacking

hey bro at least my mom liked me, maybe thats why i am not a sperglord

who is Khub? is he different from khubbo?

its my rat ele

work of art

PUT THE GUN DOWN KEGGIN

Hi I was told to come here and ask about effie?

>youtube.com/watch?v=lsMjBV6sZVo
>Musky barb
>oo what else
>Tuffy tailhole
>oo what else

where can i find Hearth of Thorns for less than $40?

yeah im here what do you wanna know

t. effie

Seek help faggot, you try talking to yourself in a dead thread on a dead game

No, I'M effie. Ask me anything

t. effie

I'm effie

I'm effie's mom. please save my son from meme culture and influence.

When did you first realize that you loved farts so much? Was it before you started playing GW2, and is that why you play Asura, so that you'll always be at butt level?

fuck off effie, what a shit question to ask effie

>Wishing you could be Effie
>Pretending to be Effie because you'll never be Effie

Farts are something personal that other people dont share so sniffing them means we're close
Asura because they're hyper intelligent like myself

How can u get to Verdant Brink? Pls I'm crying

Good morning Keggin, how did you sleep tonight?

did you start the story in silverwastes?

No. what? Is that like some personal story stuff? I'm a fresh boosted level 80. I just wanna get my herald and GTFO PvE land quite frankly. Anet os making it very tedious

effie......

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.

if you're in a guild with a guildhall you can teleport there through the guild screen and just walk out to get to HoT areas without messing with the opening story.

You can also enter the raid in Lion's Arch and leave again to get put at the entrance in Verdant Brink

>all day
What's with all the newfags in this general, shit like this have been posted for months straight in every general.

Ohh thank god. I saw that on the wiki but, to be honest, I wasn't very sure if that'd work. I can't even find where the fucking story shit begins though.
Thank you.

girls in middle school would bully me by holding me down and farting on me. because im a submissive little faggot i loved every second of it.

i only play rat because in only attracted to pre pubescent girls

t. effie

Keggin must of had a bad dream...

The WvW rotations suck...

>TC and BG belongs in T1
>one server rotates to be their whipping boy in this case DB

Fuck who designed this crap?

That's 2 though.

see

I want to hold hands with a special someone...

Say their name. SAY IT.

r8 my rat

edarkness

How big is his dick? I need dimensions, balls too. What do they feel like?

Brain hair / 10

Medium triumphant armor was made for fashion users.

tfw no fem charr-revenant-with-a-lady-dragon-spirit-inside-her wife...

Venomblade

You can't really blame the devs on this one. There's little they can do when you have people like Mal and his cohorts dedicated to arranging the matchups to how they like them.

Oo-Oothier...

>wanting to hold hands with a high mileage hoe

Buzz off, I'm going to hold both of Oothier's hands at the same time so that no one else can.

if we held hands, thats all I could do..

I'm exhausted

Why do proud papas have such weak loads?

xhamster.com/movies/5775736/gw2_tribute_for_campublics_warrior.html
xhamster.com/movies/5821126/tribute_for_splutsy_gw2.html?s=2
I bet if gae or faeeq or even ancora did a cum trubute they would be strong manly torrents t b h

Florburz

what was the degenerates reason for not uploading it?

He said he had work to get done but that was over a week ago so anyone who actually thought he would do it got rused.

Disgusting

>"Stack on alpha"
what did he mean?

I'm just coming back to the game after like 4 months. Been doing some pve. My mastery level is 20. How do I get fast Tyria experience points for masteries? How about HoT? Levels seem to come slow to me and I already got like 67 Tyria mastery points to spend. I just need experience.

Probably a result of wanking multiple times per day.

He pussied out or was embarassed when he saw his load. Or he felt ashamed after finishing and decided not to upload it after all.

Nobody gives a shit faggot, kill yourself

take out your angst somewhere else you pathetic failure

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>tyria mastery
CoF p1 trick still works and you can get some xp boosters for laurels to make it easier. i've been doing map comp so that also helps for me.
>HoT
meta events, those will always net you the best amounts of xp

Will you be my husbando? They say those who name their reaction pictures are the cutest of the cute.

Thanks user. I'll probably try out the CoF trick tomorrow.
>got a guardian
>she's a bank
>have to grind with my thief instead

Thief staff just doesn't have the AoE that guardian staff 1 has.

>tfw have to queue up just to get my retarded gift for legendaries

SQUATFOOOO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


JUGG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RATS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

u ok man?

NO I AM NOT OK UGH

What's got you down?

I broke my leg when I went biking. A car ran a red light and hit me so now I have nothing to do but shitpost on the internet while I heal.

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post the r34 version

Are you sure you want to see it?

wheres sqatfoo's fluffy tail?

dear diary

today i got 6000

kill yourself