/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

9TH FOR WALLEN

>mfw he confesses to cheating on oprah a la armstrong in a few years

What the fuck are you taking about fggt

k01n is the top hack developer in the csgo scene and he happens to be german.

Wallen nice micro cheats

Well I'm glad NA CS finally reached rock bottom.

Either NA teams will finally get their shit together soon or the NA scene will just slowly stop existing so I don't have to witness this embarrassment anymore.

I'm happy with either outcome.

>its a NA gets cucked by brazil episode

need 2 more for csgo

helping a silver friend rank up on my smurf (main is smfc)

any rank can join, even silvers or novas or mgs

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198008433979/

The only silver around is you. :^)

based fallen

I love Fallen

What region?

one person is canadian, im west, other is east

i can carry in any rank or region so

>on my smurf
>main is smfc
Yeah, right.

i thought mgs couldn't party with silvers?

smfc isnt hard to get, duno why you're acting like its some sort of achievment. even globals are bad its just almost impossible to get if you dont 5 stack or cheat bcus you always run in a cheater these days n lose

if u have 5 ppl u can q
just add me

So what do we watch now?

Go play

trap porn ofc

>my main is smfc
>oh, by the way, I happen to be on a silver
Yeah, right.

never said i was on a silver, my friend is

just cus u cant get to easy ranks doesnt mean everyone else cant

@ work tho

ok

>guys, guys, I'm smfc
>but my account, which is not mine, it's for a friend of mine, is like, silver 3
>but I s-swear, I'm smfc
Yeah, right.

gb2 with your meme arrows

Why would i go to /a/ when the cutest girls are @ magog?

ITT: Brazilians are cheaters, user is not a silvo

Can you get overwatch banned if enough shitscrubs report you for hacking? All I play is casual mm but I get accused of hacking daily. My flicks are literally god, my deag is literally God, and I shoot through smokes and kill retards piling up behind them.

because

you wont ever get banned from overwatch, even for pros it's extremely rare

>being banned
>Valve
Pick one.

I will
FOLLOW YOU will you
FOLLOW ME

that looks delicious

Have any pros ever gone zero deaths on a map?

Wtf is this commie bullshit who puts a salad on a hamburger bun knstead of a burger????

Wait are coinflips literally just 50/50 heads/tails bets? Why the fuck do people put skins on this shit instead of betting on pro games or like poker/blackjack

because its kids betting because they see scumbag streamers doing it

>fallen
>leggit
pick one and only one
oddshot.tv/shot/dreamhackcs-201605090853227

Surely and actual fucking thing the streamer has control over would be more fun to watch as well right? Like fucking digital coinflips of all things

They saw 2 walking on plat only 1 died, god forbid he shoots the only possible place for that guy to be.

why does the awp sound different

I don't know why anyone bets on anything that isn't roulette.

It's basically free skins if you play patiently and only bet when certain patterns appear.

Took me a week but I was able to turn $100 into $700

i turned $40 into $1400 on csgodouble in a day

I doubt it. Most pros throw discipline out the window when they're up a few rounds

>HURR DURR YOU CAN HACK ON LAN IN 2016

that's how retarded you sound.

that's not playing patiently though

>roulette
>patterns

Because the average person is an idiot. Betting on pro matches used to be huge, m0e even had a website for bet predictions. Then things like roulette came along which is easier to throw money into. Now csgo gambling has gotten to literal coinflips. Lowest common denominator my friend.

>10 reds hit in a row
>the chance of 11 reds is the same same as unboxing a red
>bet black/green and win free money

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy

>the chance of a result occurring is affected by previous results
???

is 3kliksphilip our guy ?

SPOILER THAT SPOOKY SKELETON RIGHT NOW

It's been working well for me senpai

idk man mediocre desu

Apple, greens, balsamic drizzle and hamburger stuff

all in and get 1k, thats what i did

my balls aren't big enough to do that

its the only way to make a profit, sooner or later you'll get fucked by green train :^)

I always put cover bets on green

the only way I'll rip is if something insane happens like a 16+ Rainbow or Red/Black train

is ~$500+ the most $ you've had invested in csgo (skin wise)?

also what rank are you out of curiosity

yes and MGE

if you leave, don't leave now. please don't take my heart away. promise me one more night, then we'll go our separate ways (worlds apart).

well if you wanna play sometime or talk about gambling just add me steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198008433979/

Do you brag about your CS:GO achievements IRL user?

I brag about the dosh I made with GO skins.

Probably most based csgo youtuber. Doesn't inundate you with frag videos and clickbait, and his videos are generally well researched. Also his redesign of inferno is pretty clean.

do you ever stop hacking?

theres someone impersonating you on NA west and he sucks and i dont like him

Why the fuck are Splyce foils $27

what song is that?

looks like separate ways (worlds apart)

>fart fetishist
no

i cant survive if this is all that's real all i wanna do is get high by the beach get high

DH Austin was depressing to me desu. It's truly about who you know.

Want good seats? Tough shit unless you're friends with the pros
Want a shirt that's not on the merch table? Tough shit unless you're friends with the pros
Want to be treated as a human by pros? Tough shit unless you're friends with the pros

if you leave - orchestral manoeuvres in the dark

I miss torqued

Question about overwatch, supposed I unlock it, what do I gain for actually doing something that equates to janitors job here. Do I get sick skins if I manage to ban a couple of players?

>he does it for free

Didn't mean to quote btw

they look cool

you get an xp bonus, but imo its kinda fun and you can learn some cool tricks. it's a nice feeling if you do it after a terrible game as a way to cool off imo.

baby baby where did our love go?oh dont you leave me

>xp bonus
That's fucking gay.

what song is that?

yeah, they should have left it off. not like reddit would have stopped

tainted love/where did our love go - soft cell

Any of you faggots wants to buy a clean AWP Asiimov FT?

blackiimov?

What kid of headsets do you guys use?

How can a Field Test fucking Asiimov be a Blackiimov lol

I can't stand this indecision married with a lack if vision.

cloud core

HyperX Cloud-II