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you have 10 SECONDS to defend mccree's e+right click

Who is the Teemo of overwatch?

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Don't go out alone

>play Pharah
>inevitably get shot down from the air because every single Bastion, Soldier 76, Widowmaker or whatever has rapid fire hitscan shoots in my general direction

mei's shift :^)

what does this even mean?

Which girl gets off on being hit during sex?

i cant

other than the fuck that right click is a bit RNG-y

Reinhardt's shield

Take that, cowboy

Reposting

>two people leave before the game starts
>the counter keeps going down despite it being a 4v6
>blizzard shitmaking never adds 2 new players
>lose horribly because 4v6

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE MATCH START IF ITS A 4v6?

Is it so hard to have it check?
>oh there's two people missing on one team
>let's reset and pause the start timer

>tfw 4 hours on Zenyatta
>tfw 70+ % WR
Feels good to be King tbqh.

You only need 1 hook.

No escape mechanic, slow movement, and shit against multiple opponents. He's also a front line fighter with no heals and a small health pool, and the stun has short range and fails if he doesn't have his gun reloaded.

>hit play
>load into an defeat screen

good shit, blizzard. really streamlined the process.

Daily reminder if your defense for something being overpowered is "get gud" you're a fucking Blizzard shill who should kill themselves.

Mercy's pistol is oddly satisfying to kill with

What the fuck is a teemo

>give this game a try because why not
>i actually like it
help
i can't even run it on my current toaster

What's overpowered exactly?

>she's really into dirty talk
>loves it when you call her nothing but a useless onahole

>always hear McCree's ultimate as "it's handyyy"
The Slow mo voice is atrocious

Mercy

>Blizzard will never make scratch n' sniff cards of all the Overwatch females asses.
Poor marketing tbqhwuf

git gud kiddo.

Hey blood is not allowed in a kids game.

you know you can throw the flashbang over his shield and stun reinhardt to make him drop shield right

google.com/#q=teemo

>tfw

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Maybe explain why something is overpowered instead of stating it as a matter of fact when it isn't.

Reminder to duck and cover

Outside of the characters actual look the game is pretty average.

I don't understand the hype. Nothing in the game is "innovative"

I didn't know that, this is probably going to come in handy at some point.

Mercy

it won't kill me because I play a tank

e+right click+shift+right click on the other hand

reinhardt shield doesn't work against mccree, he can throw the flashbang above you and stun you over the shield

i bet no mccree has ever done that against you because youre a shitter in shit mmr

Wait, the flashbang stuns you? It doesn't just blind you? I've never been hit with it before

It's "fun" you fucking neckbeard

Not really an issue but apparently you can't get achievements on xbox yet so all those tags linked to them are impossible to receive.

D.Va

Mercy in her younger years but she's grown out of it.

Nobody because this isn't an assfaggots

A lot of stuff in the game has retarded vertical properties. Reaper can kill Pharah out of the air at jump jet height with Q

>play overwatch
>widowmaker keeps killing me
>only widowmaker kills me
>she kills me like 8 times

really had to give it to that player he did really well

most widows are complete trash

he can still kill you before the invul registers

they all smell like ass

Temple of Anubis is fucking cancer.

Why is this not a thing?

To me Bastion is a little high on the time to kill. Even if i get the drop on him he still has enough time to kill me.
A slight reduction on his health and adding a cooldown on his heal means he cant siege a place indefinitely.

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Same thing happened to me user.
>Go ninja
>Stand still
>Deflect

probably because you cant undo achievements or trophies like they can on PC with their own servers

Yes, holds you in place and will even interrupt ults like Reaper's Death Blossom, hell doing so is an achievement.

git gud

>ps4

HIT THE DECK THERE'S A SNI

but mercy is pure, she wouldn't get off on one thing so depraved

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>To me Bastion

And stopped reading

Why is one of my computers in my room keep getting a "Lost connection from server" and I get randomly booted from every game without fail?
I tried another computer in my room and there's no problem.

It seems like a lot of people have the same issue on the B.net forums but Blizzard has yet to address it officially.

What's going on?

>He thinks asses smell the same
This aint even a virgin thing, this is just a logic fail. Think about it, not even people smell the same, yes they'd all smell like asses, but they wouldn't all smell like "ass"

That only works on bad players because you can't reflect hitscan on reaction due to you know, it not being a projectile

Somebody post blonde, long haired, not dyke Zarya pls.

>potg is a human dva getting one kill and calling a mech
>not even on the objective or anything
why

>join game
>already 2 offence characters
>they are literally worthless and cannot kill a single person

every fucking time

>wahhhh valid criticism to a concern players have
God damn /v/ has more mature discussions.
Just because hes your favorite you cant just dismiss criticism.

Shut up fag, all zarya is cute

>Have to 4 Phara 2 Mercy to get through the first chokepoint
>This is somehow good design.

absolutely disgusted by the lack of Pharah fan art so I'm working on something my myself.

Please explain to me how in any Bastion is balanced outside of "get gud" and "just pick these 4 heroes to counter him lmao".

There's no way to flank him also because of these awful map designs half the time. You shouldn't have a whole team designated to countering one character.

I'm serious. He does way too much damage and it's a fucking problem because there's no other game modes besides these shit objective ones.

i'm not blizzdrone in the slightest, in fact i think this game is pretty boring and has multiple design flaws, but that won't stop me from telling you to git gud when you cry about mediocre heroes like bastion

she 100% garbo both as a hero and as a qt

>Have to 4 Phara 2 Mercy

That means you're bad

>that agonizingly slow swing speed on toblerone's hammer
NO PLEASE BLIZZARD MAKE IT SLOWER, IT NEEDS TO BE SLOWER

>try to push point to cap
>everyone else is busy playing tdm and getting raped by the enemy widow
JUST STAND BEHIND MY SHIELD AND SHOOT THINGS YOU RETARDS

As someone that likes playing Bastion on defense the problem with reducing his health is that his counters will just counter him even harder.

Now a CD on the heal wouldn't be too bad.

I feel like everyone either needs their damage toned down or everyone needs more health.

I feel like you die too quickly in this game.

>console

lol

No I can because Bastion is shit against anyone with a brain. He's the Riki of Overwatch if you know dota; invincible death machine against new players and idiots but easily dealt with by people who understand how the game works.

>Play with friends as a group of 3-5
>Have fun
>Most fights are people roughly as good as us, but less aware and more gung ho
>Only lost a couple of matches total
>Go solo
>I'm matched with people 4-6x my rank
>They all shit on me non stop
>My team mates are universally mediocre-bad
>Win rate is almost the perfect opposite of playing with friends
wew
Does the game have some hidden mmr system or some shit thats decided that since I did well with a group I should play with great players?
Every enemy I fight is a god that knows each map inside out with far superior raw aim and the awareness of an owl high on red bull.
Kinda ruins the fun of it.

but the answer to your complaints actually in fact is "GIT GUD"

blizzard themselves said bastion does well in low mmr according to theri statistics while doing poorly in high mmr

so if you find bastion very succesful in your games it means you are in low level games

which means the answer is to get better

as in

git gud

What the fuck is this?

I play high noon cigarman, not some washed up annoying women who are only picked by insecure cock sucking cucks.

a cd on the heal would accomplish fuck-all

>I HAVE A PROBLEM
>I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CHANGE MY PLAYSTYLE TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM
Or if you want me to explain it to you like I would a child, the answer is to either flank him on maps that allow or to counterpick. He's essentially a turret, if he didn't have high damage he'd bring nothing to his team.

Enjoy being homosexual

Genji can infinitely spam his stars at the turret and it'll never get upgraded even in molten core

>picking different heros to counter your opponents team doesn't count

what the fuck man. That's like saying "how do I beat widowmakers, and don't say pick reinhardt or winston or d.va"

Then how do you get through the first chokepoint defended by 2 Bastions 1 Mei 2 Reinhards and a fucking Lucio.
Tell me.

>play Zarya
>follow one of the deathmatch shitters around and keep wrecking duo
>everyone wants it too
>end up moving as a team
feelsgood.tiff

>german
reported

>playing lucio
>enemy junkrat and I are the only ones alive
>koth map, the japanese towers
>we're at 95%
>i just wallrun continously
>he can't hit me with anything except concussion mine, and i just outheal that
>he can't uncap because i'm on the point as well
>we win
ayyyyy lmao that was the funniest shit ever

Missing the hot wheels logo m80

The worst contest needs to be on the screen in big fucking red letters.

Nobody knows how to contest anything. I feel like I'm playing with a bunch of 5 year olds who never touched a king of the hill game mode in their fucking life.

so far so good