Overwatch General - /owg/

>enemy bot looking at the ground
>peek my head out
>instantly snaps to me and headshots me
lmao they actually have aimbot on hard difficulty
>they clump up all the time and you can easily kill all 6 with one hanzo / pharah ult
D I F F I C U L T Y

Switch zenyatta and meis health and the game is perfect.

Oh also remove mccrees stun and delete d.va

What fetishes does D.Va have?
strawpoll.me/10166168

Hello I'm new to online games. Am I expected to have a mic when playing this?

This isn't counting boosting through it like a fucking bowling ball.

Xth for My Waifu > Your Waifu

K I N G S R O W

not when the lightest tickle kills him. Sure he can do good damage if he's ignored but that literally never happens and there's so much random splash damage that can take him out.

I hate her fucking shoes so much

Just give her a good pair of trainers

I tried to mess with hard AI but they are all aimbots. It's not even fun

POST ROADHOG R34

>zenyatta
>hero that needs to peek to be viable
>hero that has no mobility
>"150 health is completely daijoubu because 100 points are shield"

and he still shits on bads

>torb player tries to argue that mccree shouldn't be in the game because he has a stun
>tell us torb is ok because maintaining his turret requires actual skill

Can you guys make as many lewd text posts about your Overwatch waifus as possible.

I need it for a video.

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You can't force this stuff user.

You just have to let it happen naturally.

I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position with Zarya

I want to have a stable and completely normal relationship with Dva.

Assuming that korea has no age of consent laws.

I want D. VA to cut me open and ride around inside of my torso like I'm her MEKA.

I would like to ask Mei on a date sometime. Maybe hold her hand

>tfw no overwatch harem

She's 19

You need to ask, people just do it normally

When does the open beta end?

24 hours from now or a couple hours from now?

>she will NEVER have a good hairstyle

>ruski factory map
>be toblerone
>put turret on moving platform
>bronzies get destroyed over and over and over until the game ends
>my turret was only destroyed once the whole game
oh my god that was ridiculous

They extended it to tuesday.

>tfw terrible with all of the offensive characters because I'm constantly forced to pick defense, tanks or supports to round out the team of 2 widows a mcree and die die die

I challenge you to find a hot picture of Zarya, cant be done

just make her barefooted

Yeah I dunno you just have to be cautious with him. Get what you're saying but I'd rather see him able to heal through walls or something instead.

I want to make memes with Mercy.

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>D.Va will never discard you to get the last bit out of you after using you thoroughly
why live?

anta baka

WHY ARE YOU GENJI!? REFLECT A FUCKING HAMMER? TELEPORT INTO A HAMMER? SHURIKEN A SHIELD!?! You're doing it to troll me, I know, and it fucking WORKS.

How old do you think D.Va was when she started camwhoring

>pick zenyatta
>support and offend at the same time

If he had any fair justification in power for the 150 it could be fine. I mean even widow has more health and she sits a million miles away from everything.

I want to gently carry Phara's limbless body off her suit and lovingly use her as a onahole

Man I love Zenyatta's character design but his kit is so fucking boring

external is that you?

You could go to the previous thread for that. Or wait for more posts to hit this thread because it's going to happen anyway.

>expected to have a mic when playing this?

nah.. it's not that level of game really. At least not during quick match games. It helps to have a mic of course. Just to say stuff like turret on the left or tracer behind us etc.

but it's not like you get vote kicked for not having a mic or whatever.

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WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING WITH THE EGYPT MAP, IT'S LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN AS ATTACK WHEN THE ENEMY TEAM HAS TORBJORN AND BASTION BALANCE YOUR FUCKING MAPS BLIZZARD YES I MAD

I want Mercy to use her left-shift right up my asshole.

>boring
>put healing orb on retard dying
>put damage ball on retard who's about to die
>ball on people

>S76 is broken
>said my team's Genji
??????

Can I still have fun with this if I'm pretty bad at shooters?

I really like the heroes and that they have different powers etc.

I want Pharah to shove me to the ground and piss on my face while yelling JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE

but she can't heal and she can't debuff.

>making a video about Veeky Forums
i bet your a redditor

>Main Torb
>Provide solid defence till the end and usually win
>Never MVP
Such is the life of an Engi

Yes just pick something that doesn't require you to aim.

play Mercy and Bastion

Just play support. You'll have fun, your team will love you, and you'll really be providing a valuable service.

They're called "crocs"

I would pay real world money for that.

talking about anubis? Yeah that map is fucking shit. Two awful choke points, the last defense point is right up the enemies spawn asshole. Was in a game earlier right at the start a widow was camping the spawnpoint on the highest point of the map, my team didn't have a sniper and it took literally 3 minutes for us to leave the spawn.

Why not just pick Junkrat for an easy win?

this but completely unironic desu

There are plenty of characters that you can excel at withotu technical shooting skill

i want fully completely normal pharah to give me a handy, a footjob and then ride me until im so spend my dick can't get hard anymore and then some.

How the FUCK am I going to keep away the suicidal thoughts for a whole two weeks while I can't play this?

I have nothing else to play.

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Being pretty bad at shooters doesn't stop like 80% of the player base, why let it stop you?

What do I need to make my relative zoom sensitivity on Widow so that it feels like scope sensitivity in CSGO?

>best girl skin
Nice

Jesus there's a two week overlap for the launch?

I don't think I'll give a fuck by then.

How do I effectively play Reinhardt?
Do I just turtle attacks until one of them is dumb enough to run up to me? The rush seems only particularly good for KOing into the wall and all of his attacks seem straight and predictable. Am I fated to always be accompanied by another attacker?

Man, fuck, I've never played a class-based shooter before. I'm used to just grabbing a kit and rolling out, but this game has "match-ups" and shit, how do you guys deal with this?

It's only gonna be about for 5% of the video

Play enter the gungeon. It's really solid.

>not balling
>not activating molten core as they try to meme your turret, leading from one broken turret to four broken enemies, all by your machine
>not popping the last two to death with a rivet gun
>alternatively, not pressing q and dying as a meme to show on the potg as a corpse

join me in valhalla, brother

Turtle, E squishies, flank motherfuckers and charge them.
Your E takes out like 80-90% of a Bastion's hp.

>put up shield
>hope your team is smart enough to use it
>charge the healer if you can

that's literally it. he's so fucking boring for how effective he is.

Is a good map. People don't seem to like it but it switches from being attack favored to defense favored after objective A, which I think is fair.

>zenyatta second most played.
based. He's tough to do well with. Good for you.

I bet you have a really high win %. Those are the two objective/team orientated heroes. I'm pretty sick of people thinking this game is team deathmatch. People who play to the objectives and play heroes like Reinhardt/winston or lucio/mercy seem to win the most over a large sample size.

Sorry, don't know what that means.

why roadhog so strong
why can nobody defeat me as roadhog

okay, I like these pictures put I meant "Zarya" Zarya

Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти!

why is this allowed

two of us went Genji tho and annihilated their entire team

delete widow when

i feel like not a lot of highly skilled cs players were invited to previous betas and as a result, widow is now completely broken because "comp tf2 players" aren't actually good enough to expose her.

I sat in practice range and messed around with every heroes kit before joining a regular match.

play characters with very few bad matchups like s76

I probably need to branch out more.

She's kind of cute but far from hot.

Go HAM and shit on everyone. Charge into danger, hammer people in the face, force them to eat your dick. Reinhart is probably the best champ to bully and fuck with people. If you annoy them too much you might get focused but when you set up that perfect charge, god is it worth it.

>fight against roadhog
>lose everytime
>ok lets give roadhog a try
>dead instantly
I don't get it

Seems simple enough.
Yeah, I figured he was mostly support but it beats some of the more braindead classes.

> Anubis B
> On the attack
> Team approaches choke with Rein
> Widowmaker fires a shot
> My phara peeks around a corner and displaces her
> She grapples back up
> Right into a rocket