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Reminder to report and ignore the Willy haters
How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, May 9th: 1386 Treaty of Windsor between Portugal and England (the oldest diplomatic alliance in the world which is still in force) 1941 British intelligence at Bletchley Park breaks German spy codes after capturing Enigma machines aboard the weather ship Muenchen 1945 World War II: The Soviet Union marks Victory Day 1960 US becomes the first country to legalize the birth control pill 1962 The Beatles sign their 1st contract with EMI Parlophone
t. report and ignore all posts not made by vickykids guy
David Martin
>he did as I said based OP
Kevin Jackson
LADS WE NEED TO SHITPoST IN THE OLD THrEad SO JANNIES DONT DELETE THIS
Hudson Sullivan
Aww, you used the edit I made in paint. Thanks man. Just so everyone knows. I hid a dick in it someplace. Have fun.
Gavin Baker
I had it ready a while ago lad
Chase Perez
>trational
Cooper Wright
Tomb worlds are covered in radiation but sometimes the Turks survived
Lincoln Miller
>waggle op >and normal op >anti-stellaris fag btfo >updated infopic best op yet?
Adam Rodriguez
We need an official discord and steam group for stellaris
Bentley Carter
Jesus Christ Almighty my sides weren't ready for that.
Oliver Parker
whats the difference between arctic and frozen.
Levi Hughes
Shut the fuck up.
Luke Nguyen
>trational
Adrian Gray
Arctic is habitable, frozen is like Pluto
Gabriel Jones
Stellaris rules! I can't wait for Stellaris! Stellaris is the best! Nothing will persuade me to unlove it! It's kind, beautiful and loyal! Even when I fall into the pits of despair I know that it'll always be there for me to help make my future! I love Stellaris!
Johan, too.
Gabriel Martin
Don't tell me what to do nigger.
Isaac Campbell
What's the difference between Nunavut and the North Pole?
Still 10 hours to buy and experience on release day.
James Green
Welcome to the club
>pluto Apparently when playing as the humans in Sol, Pluto doesn't exist.
Noah Bailey
barren I would assume has no frozen water
Nolan Brown
unHPM and Waggle pastebin are in the op now lad
Jacob Wright
Played as Belgium >NGF only needed A-L to form grossgermaniums with Austria sphered, but got promptly btfo by France and is not behind Canada, which is a Great Power >Spain, a secondary power, got a lot of Africa >Huge-ass world war >CSA curbstomped >Democratic Facist Germany after Communists lost to Jacobins >grossrussiums >Japan >Colombia (not spanish one) >grosschileaums >USA #1 >shit westernized China
Michael Cooper
WHERE IS MY STEAM GROUP
Nathan Ramirez
How are there mods for Stellaris when it isn't out yet?
Isaiah Cruz
Why did those Swedish cucks decide to delay the release until 6pm their time?
Leo Reyes
>The Beatles >History This thread sponsored by the Tavistock Institute
Asher Sanders
>Apparently when playing as the humans in Sol, Pluto doesn't exist. It's because Pluto isn't a planet.
Nicholas King
August 25th, Showa 12. The invasion of the Philippines begins following the annexation of Hawaii.
Evan Scott
They got Ceres there, however. Either way, #FuckPluto
Xavier Flores
extra autism i made an infograph
Justin Hill
>Stellaris added to OP image.
It begins.
John Reed
It's like the difference between Anchorage and the south pole. Barren would be something like mercury, where it's devoid of everything.
Wyatt Hall
Arctic worlds probably still have some sort of thermal activity going on and liquid water, either at the equator or under the ice sheets. A frozen world would just be a giant ice ball.
Logan Martin
Yeah, Pluto's orbit is waaaay out there and its smaller than Eris. Makes sense they wouldn't include it
Dominic Smith
Wouldn't Anchorage be Tundra?
Samuel Rivera
Is it intended for the PRC to be unable to claim Tibet?
Thinking about doing a China run.
Mason Walker
Ceres is also misrepresented as a normal lumpy asteroid.
Ryder Phillips
Ceres actually matters since we'll need it to terraform Mars and the Jovians.
Levi Garcia
Surely not, that's ridiculous. What mod?
Sebastian Kelly
HPM
Henry Gomez
I'd say just change the decision tbqh senpai
Grayson Martin
THE OLD THREAD HAS REACHED BUMP LIMIT WE ARE FREE THANK YOU BASED RAD YUGO FOR LIBERATING US FROM THE AUTIST
Carter Ortiz
tbqh not even part of rad yugo
Hudson Lopez
Yeah I'll probably just do that in the meantime. I'll bring it up next time I see HPM.
Oliver Evans
Actually, if someone were to report this thread and made another thread, this one would get deleted. I've seen it happen plenty of times in other fast-moving threads.
Daniel Gutierrez
Reminder that Gsg is only for pro gamers and liquor tycoon experts.
I could own all you 4x stellaris people as germania dumb casuals I'm a gsg veteran and veteran gamer don't fuck with me I could monopolize the whole fuckin liquor economy by 1837 that's how fuckin pro I am
Robert Reyes
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Justin Price
t. Autist
Jayden Hughes
I'm not promoting it, I'm just saying, if the stellaris haters actually gave a shit they could.
But the fact that they won't says something about them, don't you think?
Carter Rogers
Will we get a HOI4 Stellaris mod?
Alexander Bell
>haters
You used a plural for a singular
Grayson Reyes
WILLY WAGGLERS ARISE!! *willy waggler rally call*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for too long gsg has gone without a single waggle!!yes me mates it is seemest gsg has forgot how to WAGGLE their WILLIES!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST OCCUPY GSG WITH OUR SILLIEWILLIES AND TEACH THEM THE MAJESTIC ART OF THE WAGGLE ONCEDMORE!!!! are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history...we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher.....ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87...ohh yes me mates...we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi...me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam...WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!!
PREPARE YOUR WILLIES... READY.. AIM...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............aaaaaaahhhhhh....i cum on your face....relief ;)
Easton Ortiz
Hoi4-stellaris converter
Andrew Smith
So, which one of you l33t h4x0rz is gonna make the pirate copy available by 19:00 CEST?
Carson Rodriguez
Realistically how long does it take for the DRM to get cracked on these games? I remember getting the DLC up to india for CK2 from here when India was new
Kayden Russell
me
Jace Richardson
How do we save /gsg/ from the FUCKING filthy newfags?
Charles Howard
>report and ignore shitposters not posted here Anti stellmemeus autist confirmed report and ignore autist
Mason Ramirez
a couple minutes
Noah Wright
you brought this shitshow on yourselves you retarded autists
Cooper Cruz
depends entirely on the game. historically paradox doesn't give a shit so a couple seconds but who knows
Kevin Walker
Holy shit the butthurt
Dylan Kelly
Reminder to pay for your games. You don't want to be worse than a child rapist, do you?
Luis Campbell
t. Johan
Cooper Martin
In 1 or 2 hours at max since it uses only the default steam DRM protection.
Battlefleet Gothic Armada for example was cracked and released by Codex in like, 40 mins after it was released on steam.
Juan Young
Doing God's work user
Cameron Flores
they dont have to. their niche is getting them mad middle age shekels.
Xavier Ross
What is it about grand strategy games that cause so much anal pain?
Can't we all just get along, post some border gore and r8 h8 and masturb8 to pretty colors on a map together?
Oliver Jones
Can I pirate the game, see if it runs well, then buy it next payday?
Liam Turner
Sure, that's fine. As long as Johan gets his share in the end.
>What is it about grand strategy games that cause so much anal pain?
It's a genre that caters to autists, of course you're gonna have autistic outbursts.
Andrew Diaz
>What is it about grand strategy games that cause so much anal pain? Only autists can seriously get into them
Daniel Perry
r8 I was going for the jellyfish from mass effect.
Lucas Gray
Reminder that Gsg is only for pro gamers and liquor tycoon experts.
I could own all you 4x stellaris people as germania dumb casuals I'm a gsg veteran and veteran gamer don't fuck with me I could monopolize the whole fuckin liquor economy by 1837 that's how fuckin pro I am
Carson Howard
>Be autistic >Enjoy Grand strategy It does seem to all check out
Isaac Brooks
I'm playing victoria 2, just wondering What's a good, small country I can go full economy with and not get fucked all over the place with?
Cameron Brown
memegium
Jeremiah Jackson
Japan
Ethan Martinez
Japan
Wyatt Edwards
Stellaris.
James Fisher
Civ V player here. I will show you liquor autists how mining really works. You plebes will be BEGGING my empire of space foxes for minerals. But you space prussians will have to beg like the filthy casuals you are.
You are in my house now.
Austin James
prussia
Gavin Price
Wew lad i knew you had to post this quickly but that typo in the infopic is gonna cause autism induced OCD fits for the next 5 years
Carson Parker
Fuck, just finished a game as them I never retook hokkaido Got vietnam, java and brunei though I just seem to get my ass kicked in land warfare regardless of how much I outnumber enemies or have more tech
Xavier Jones
benin
Asher Peterson
>one second apart wew
Jack Parker
Is anyone else watching Arumba's stream/videos and getting frustrated at how absolutely shit he is at it? It's a damn good sales tactic if he's doing it on purpose, nothing wants me to play the game more.
