Dota 2 General - /d2g/

"not shitholes"

>"not shitholes"
>includes australia

GOOD GOD ERA. FOR FUCKS SAKE

How can Era be THIS 4k?

>Newbee pick the OP heroes
>win
nice game doturds

Based aussie making chinese dota great again

what do you think will synderen draft next game?

void?
enigma?
or both?

2nd HDI in the world my man

now why they included the fucking philippines and that other island with primitive tribes I do not know

>what do you think will synderen draft next game?

CARRY Abaddon.

>poland,hungary,czech,austria

>not shitholes

top kek

>breaking dragonlance for butterfly

love it when people that get paid to cast are this shit

we still have liquid

>Portugal blue

Finally someone who understands.

Thank fuck, man.

3800/47=80 gpm

Support
Veno

that just shows how bs this map is desu

What's base gpm?

Fuck you, designated shitter.

90 iirc

/our guys/ styling on feederyn and meme friends

Hey guys, should I post it?

>Each player receives 1 unreliable gold every 0.6 seconds, which results in 100 gold every minute.

LMAO

100

Where did it all go wrong?

He got cucked.

nolans

...

homosex

youtube.com/watch?v=Xa6SiUBz2n4

I NEED2BREED NoDignity's manager

Time is cruel my friend

What the fuck is this op picture

Is that supposed to look impressive

Fucking 4 k, when will they learn

>nz
>austrailia
>philippines
>blue
>eastern
?

>redeye & no name LITERAL neckbeard

2-0d EG at the last non-honeypot lan

>i-i was just pretending to be a faggot

will barneyy ever stop his CLQ smurfing?

I wasn't paying attention when it happened by why did Fnatic go full BackStabby NoLans?

that's durka

if you've ever watched any non-major tournament you will have seen him many times before

So here you go mongoloid, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:

Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.

Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.

Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.

After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.

If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.

Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.

If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.

You will do more than just be a utility provider and actually carry the game like this, but obviously you won't carry it alone.

I'm actually 4k. There's nothing wrong with that.

>barneyy

literally who

PEOPLE ARE STILL SO TRIGGERED BY ONE SHITPOSTER FROM /A/ THEY ARE SALTY ABOUT NOTAIL

THIS SHIT IS UNMAKEUPABLE

LMAO THIS ANIME ADDICT WHO HAS WASTED THOUSANDS OF HOURS IN THIS SHIT DEAD GAME IS ONLY 4K EVEN AFTER MMR INFLATION

some reddit guy

bsj
why do people say shit like "literally who" when they don't know anything

you know swearing doesn't make your shit look any less edgy or even vaguely interesting

Why does the UK have more casters, hosts, and personalities than relevant players in every game? Do they just enjoy watching?

What the fuck?!?!

My 4k MMR is actually higher than 90% of the shitters in these generals, you fucking dumbfounded mongoloid.

Why does sheever get invited to events? is it just because shes female? I mean I'm watching this panel and she's sitting there silently for 5 minutes before saying something obvious and stupid.

>EU's best team already dropping games

>2nd pick a character that probably wasn't going to be banned
Good idea

yes, like the cucks they are

1. ultra shit at esports
2. native english speakers

about it

No, they're just bad.

>Newbee have a literal australian on their team

OUR GUYS.

Le ebin British accent.

Yes, solely because she has a vagina.

How do you not know this by now?

But AF didn't even choose to go to this shitty lan?

why not?
they would have win

>No Enigma
>No Void

GG ez win

>there's actually a basedstralian in this tourney

Newbee. Our Canonical Guys.

I usually don't watch the panels, I just mute it until drafts start

probly just cause shes a female but honestly i cant hate on her since the other people on the panel are just as shit at this game

Give me your feminine penis

Heroes with bullshit mecahnics I would gladly remove from dota and never have to deal with again:

>Slark
>Invoker
>Lone Druid
>Wraith King

Dota2 talent is not invited based on merit, it's a combination of reddit upvotes, swedish diversity quotas and nepotism

What actually makes you think I have a feminine penis, dude?

Like, what the fuck, man.

most accurate gulagian post in weeks

Newbee is an Australian Team
Remember to cheer for Newbee

Reminder that the best caster, for 5 years running, is STILL the mute button.

BASED MUTE BUTTON

tbqh she's an okay host, but with redeye there she's an analyst which she's fucking terrible at

Dude iv been playing carry Abba since he came out in 2013. Good thing I stopped and climbed to my 5.8.

I like it when professional players or ex-professional players cast games.

Whatever happened to that?

I'm so sick of all this hypecast zero knowledge bullshit time filling caster / analyst shit, man.

dumb anime addicted 3rd worlders

>Tfw no fox hero

>brits
>good at esports

>qojqva tinker

thisgonbgud.jpg

this, it's annoying when casters spout bullshit for 10minutes, if theres nothing to say then stfu and let me watch

Post that webm d2g

The special one

>europe.jpg

Fuck OFF, shitstain.

These Brit shitters are getting the boot out of Europe soon.

Fucking sand niggers.

really hope fear will retire after TI6 and become a caster, he's casted a few games before and was really good

>ersatz4chan pepe spinoff memes

Got you covered, broseph.

paki became major of london.
your country is next

coming from a literal moortuguese
lmao

holy shit all this stack

...

What's your point, mongoloid.

We killed all the fucking Moors ages ago.

Fuck, man, we were so good, we even driven them back to Africa.

Portugal has been 100% white for centuries.

>twitch chat is literally Veeky Forums incarnate
>redditors complain about it on d2g

I'm a paki and we have marked Portugal for invasion at a future date when it's no longer 2rd world.

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BASED AUSTRALIA BTFOING TOP EU TEAM LMAO

>synderen literally just keeps dying for no good reason

>I'm a paki

Like, right the fuck now, you fucking designated shitskin

It warms my hearth every time