/utg/ - Undertale General

nth for having a really bad headache that the lovely goat lady would probably be able to solve with a snap of her fingers!

Greetings and good afternoon anons! It's a cold, yet sunny day, with wildlife prancing about and flowers blooming! The beauty of it is unrivaled, except for you, user! I hope you have a great day and remember, I love you!

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Lots of Charas!

Hope you get well soon, brother!

Asriel is pretty cute

I know that picture...

It's Porn

Chara!
I hope you feel better user!

SKELETONS!

Here ya go, wrote it on impulse.
archiveofourown.org/works/6800614

Kissing this user on the lips!

c'mon out
i ain't gonna hurt you, just got a head ache is all

pls link

GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR CAT PENIS.

GO BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF CRINGE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

TLDR: *Rage Pepeing Intensifies*

Dude that was even worse than his post

got ya covered m80
imgur.com/jxoohQE

More Charas!

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AAAAAAAHHHHH!

I'm Sorry. It's just, This is a blue board. and not /b/.

Good time of day, how is everyone, robot, etc.

Just don't open the spoilers you faggot
And who seriously browses this general in public

look at that
that's a right cutie there, i tell ya

Gotcha
I'm alright, how are you?

WHAT DO WE NAME THIS IMAGE!?

>Telling Toriel all her kids dying was her fault and that she'll never be able to replace those she failed!
>Telling Asgore that he'll never be forgiven or liked again!
>Reminding Flowey that hes living a pointless painful existence and the best thing for him would be to kill himself!
>Leaving Chara rotting in the ground!
>Telling Papyrus that hes a useless good for nothing and that he'll never have friends!
>Reminding Sans that hes stuck in a never ending time loop and any happiness he gains or progress he makes will be undone at the whims of a higher power!
>pointing out to Undyne that shes nothing more then a violent thug who only cares about her own power and couldn't protect the people she loves!
>telling Alphys that her victims will never truly be happy and reminding her that shes a massive failure who will be loved for who she is!
>making sure Napstablook realizse how worthless he is and that no one could be bother to keep in touch with someone as talent less or boring as him!
>telling Mettaton that his fame is only fleeting and that he'll be washed up and forgotten as soon as the next big star appears!
>getting Burgerpants fired by accusing him of sexually harassing you!
>getting Muffet arrested for murdering her family in order to use them for food!

It's not romantic if you're screaming in my mouth when I kiss you!

blatant favouritism

You're giving me a heart attack
And I'm loving it.

Feeling tired, going to bed now.
What about you?

I'm terrible and I'm plotting my own death, but I'm glad to see someone's doing well.

Go sleep, also see above.

Why aren't you making your own, better Undertale to prove that you're not as much of a hack as Toby?
Sincerely /agdg/

That's actually hilarious though. Frisk waking up to Chara kissing them and just screaming their head off would be amusing.

>plotting your own death
I'll recommend you swallow some cyanide and shoot your brain out right after

I could never deny such a request.

IT's a fucking invasion! The goat body snatchers.

Good plan, but I'm thinking of other things.

Heya user, I hope you have a great day!

Guys, There's a goat trying to control me.

What do?

Please don't. I know you think the world might not miss you (which is true for every person) but we will miss you and other people who are much closer to you.

Who knows, maybe you might even live long enough to see an update

Blow its brains out

Kill self

desu, it's more likely to be Frisk kissing Chara.

The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!
Also, a quick word of appreciation for all those kind anons who stepped up in the fight against the bullies in the previous thread.

STOP THIS AT ONCE.

I need more Charas on my lap.

I WANT
goat.

Oh right, here's the other one. It has Asriel. You're welcome.
archiveofourown.org/works/6799894

Doing okay fellow roboposter, just putting off work what with the start of this new week.

Chara trying to be all seductive and Frisk just out-flirting them sounds just as hilarious, really.

You aren't alone

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Asrielfags?

Hehe

Do they trick people into thinking nothing's wrong by giving them little letters?

Hello utg .. im presenting for a final today. Im nervous.. can you send me some happy skeles to calm my nerves

>should be yiffing in hell
You forgot that part, bro.

Yes and then they spin them into cocoons.

What if you got a chance with Chara but you have to turn into a girl first?

good luck geek

I've tried game making.
It's for groups of nerds and not actually something I want to spend the time it takes on. At best you could create something iterative of your own that not many people will play.
That and I spent all the spirit I had for my own work as a teen to learn BASIC, modern gamedev tools are a chore.

>implying we aren't already in hell
It's like you enjoy life my dude

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SAVEing the children and them all telling Toriel she was a great mom!
Forgiving Asgore and his subjects loving him for looking out for their interests!
SAVEing Flowey and supporting him as Asriel!
SAVEing Chara and helping her live a happy life!
Being Papyrus' friend and eating his spaghetti!
Doing TP and never RESETing!
Reminding Undyne of her position as Royal Guard of the people of the Underground and how she protects everyone!
Telling Alphys that the Amalgonites are making the best of the situation and are happy to be alive!
Being Naps friend along with Mettaton!
Telling Mettaton he will always have a dedicated fanbase with you among them!
Helping Burgerpants find a new job!
Showing the accusations are false!

pic

Now you're just saying that. I don't even do anything so noticeable aside from my initial posts each thread that could warrant being in your top list.

I was just thinking about that and how I want to bully him over it.

>What if you got a chance with Chara but you have to turn into a girl first?
I'd be fine with that.
I'd be fine with that even if Chara was a male.

Here ya go, Geek.

Good luck~ Take deep breaths, and stay determined. Believe in the you that believes in you!

no need to be nervous
everyone wants you to succeed in that room

>Asrielfags
no, more so because there're like, 20 asriels and he only read one card

I made the edit but obviously Pumpkin is the real treasure here.

Forgive me oh Pumpkin, the temptation was too much.

Pumpkin a national treasure?

Why would I make a better Undertale and not my own, even better thing

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REAL
MKID
HOURS

Nah, I mean it. But in my mind you are already taken.

Of course I am. I've got you posting here, don't I?

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user, please don't kill yourself.

Believe in the skeleton that believes in you.

Ah, I didn't even think about it. That is pretty funny.

heya
do your best!

What if Chara got you pregnant?

That is a cute edit
Pumpkin is a treasure.

good luck

aye
guess one of us will have to leave then (^:

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fuck off

SIR, pls

That would be surprising for a number of reasons.

Then I guess I'm going to be a mom.
Except I'll be a much better one than Toriel.

Your all so sweet thank you.. I love you guys

>I know you think the world might not miss you (which is true for every person)
Well, you're actually wrong. I'm not gonna bother stating why.
>but we will miss you and other people who are much closer to you.
That's what I'm trying to plan. Basically go somewhere where nobody's gonna find me, and do the job there. So I didn't "die" to them, I sorta just disappeared.

>you might even live long enough to see an update
Iunno, user. It's lookin' kinda bleak.

>just putting off work
Fun shit. Part of me enjoys the panic that ensues when you have to crunch it all into one day.

Maybe.

What do you mean by already taken?