/tsg/ - The Sims General

Why.
Just why.

Same reason why I did the liongirl one. For the lols.

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>Evil bastard
I don't understand.

I knew this book club was a bad idea.

I happen to find the Liongirl one I wrote on my computer, but its stupidly long.

Its me, he looks like a bond villain, and he would wear a yellow shirt. I can't explain it.

>Rick didn't bring erotic novels to the book club, because he's not a cunt.

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Post it.

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That's a neat background.

I'll have to edit it into an image file. For the save of not spamming a wall of text into the thread.

I think he made a mistake making everyone's houses penis shaped, now they're always reading lewd books. Time to expand the library while those eggheads work on a portal.

>Need some scary essences
>Go "be nice" to the goth chicks
>They put out essences like mad and blush like school girls

Rick you disgusting bastard, what are you saying to them?

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where get game

Google Kickass MySims

Literal lol
Pirate bay

..so the girl with the cat ears stabs the pregnant child in the belly and pulls out her lower intestines while simultaneously chewing on the fetus and shlicking blood into her snatch. The shocked talent agent asked me "Good god! What do you call this act?" and I said proudly: "THE ARISTOCRATS!"

I wish I knew how to make webm. Everytime I try Veeky Forums screams about audio even though I went into the settings and disabled audio, just not mute it, actually cut the audio out completely and disable the setting to save audio.

Here you go user.

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"Come on, Kiddo.. Isn't this what you always wanted?.."
>Kim realized that it was all just a funky 'I ate three year old Pringles I found in the back of the cupboards" filled dream.
I wonder how long till you turn into my mother again.

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Jesus...I feel..dirty.

Alright, you have everything you need to help me get out of here. No, I don't want to make robots, robots got me into this mess.

>I tired to press "OK" for some reason..

You mean you two eggheads drew up the schematics, yet I still have to build it myself?! Why am I the only person in this town doing anything constructive?

Hey Fake Miriam, I know you work here, but is it really wise to be eating here?

Okay, here's my question

Why is Sarah Palin hugging Waldo?

>"THE ARISTOCRATS!"
More like "The Aristocats" amirite?

This fuckin' guy right here.

Well she's being nicer about it than I would be. I'd slap Waldo and be like, "Stop wandering off, you stripey shirted fuck! You could at least send a text message where you are or something. Oh and you lost your hat and walking cane? Well tough shit, we're not going back into that giant mass of people to find them."

But do you know who the two really are?

Looks like the Goth kids?

You're almost right. The correct answer is Mortimer and Cornelia

THIS is the portal device you guys had me build? Gee doc, I don't know, it doesn't look very safe. Can't we test it out on some unlikable sim or something?

Jeez if this don't beat all...

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I guess it's ok for now that the teleporter isn't working. I can finish helping out the town. They worship me like the friggen' god I am. Heh..

WOT

>Rick

>Alexa

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Are those panties?..
Is that a gun?..
Goddamn you Japan.

Yeah stay in the two forever, Kim can keep Lydia company.

Worst case scenario is this thing will send him back to the sex planet.

Panties, yes.
Gun, no. It's a microphone lol

And I thought I was weird.. You can always thank Japan for making your fetish seem innocent.

lydia needs to sit on kim's face

It will happen someday
by accident :(

Trying and loving the Maxis Match style. Cleaning up my mods folder feels great. :-]

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>UNCLE! UNCLE!
>PLS SENPAAAAAI!!!

now this is what we need more of

The one sitting on her face looks like a bitch.

She has her moments.

>tfw you'll never make Bella and Cornelia break out into a catfight

You think there would be more lewd pose mods.. I understand why animations are hard to make, but are poses that hard to make?

Baddest bitch alive

"It's ok, Kiddo.. Richard has been gone so long.. I need to move on.. Please help me move on.."
Uh.. R-Richard?
"I mean, Rick.. See I'm already starting to move on.."
Lydia.. Are you?..

Not really, I've made a bunch. Haven't done any multi sim ones though.

SUCCUBUS!

You should share them. Im resourceful, I can make none couple poses into couple poses
Are not couple poses.

How are you doing it? TS4 doesn't let you pick up sims like TS3 did.

I want to do her in the ass

You can reset sims while theyre laying on couches/beds and then tell them to pose and theyll do it near-ish I've found

>Fake LydiaFake LydiaKimFake Lydia

I don't.
I find anal disgusting.

I don't care about you and never will you irrelevant fucktard

I can see why Kim left you, sexbot

This is insanely useful advice

what are you even fucking talking about

>rude

Bad sexbot!
Bad!

I think Sexbot might be bipolar, or have some robot form of bpd

the fuck is wrong with you

This might help. I tried.

Everyone needs to just calm down for a moment. No need to throw around words against each other. Lets all just make like a coke and sizzle down.

Maybe this pair of great tits will calm us down.

just suck the juices out of her pussy already

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bump

sick pair of tits

Late night bump 4 u

There might be more than one Sex Robot.

This is perfect, I see how you did it now.

Bump

We were on a roll and we lost momentum.

There will always be down time. It will pick back up soon enough.

It's the middle of the week, people have work and school and shit. The game is stale, so there's not much to post. It'll pick up closer to the weekend, I'm sure.

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Blasphemy