Overwatch General - /owg/

>Still no amazing Overwatch memes

This game will die.

>Offense
Pharah
>Defense
Zarya
>Tank
Zarya
>Support
Zarya

>implying I masturbate or am buying this game

Otherwise accurate.

What's this guy talking about?

D.Va's boobs are the perfect size you philistine.

Has Blizzard made any comments lately about what they're going to do about hackers, 20/24 tick in quickplay, the shit match making, or hero balances?

The only thing more annoying than not doing anything about these issues is there complete silence.

why does a retard have to stick his throat down my mech's dick as dva to get hit by my ult but it hits me from 3 miles away

Who cares. If he was good he'd be in a higher MMR, you don't need to abuse shit.

>i get shit on by these characters and came to Veeky Forums for payback

sounds like you play reaper. calm down dylan klebold, you'll get good eventually.

Wrong picture.

the porn is technically a meme, cause it's fucking everywhere

I can't help but feel McCree's normal fire does way too little damage. It's a revolver, it should do 50-75 each shot.

Hey welcome to Blizzard. They will make a very fun, very polished, very casual game and it'll be good but they'll make some stupidly shit decisions along the way and N E V E R own up to it.

REPOSTING BECAUSE I LOVE PHARAH

oh my god I can't stop playing pharah, she's too fun and easy

I should but a skin for her or something

Its beta dumbo. The entire point of beta is to work out kinks.
Theres a reason theres a two week break.

pic related

yes youre wrong

i wish i had real life friends to play with

Am I the only one who didn't get and probably won't get to see all the maps by the time the beta ends? This whole time I've never been to Lijiang Tower or Volskaya Industries.

What? I've been left clicking a lot of people, it works well unless you're trying to go for long range shots meant for snipers.

How do I get back to the front lines when there's a tracer camping me as support?

>i've never been to volskaya industries
consider yourself lucky

Ults that have a very high chance to instakill have no place in this game. It's ridiculous that you have shit like McCree's ult and Pharah's ult with the same big cooldown.

Aim for the head dipshit

someone post that picture of D. Va playing vidyagames please

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Found the mei main.

Sorry buddy thats just objective fact. Mei and McCree are hilariously easy to destroy, but thats doesnt change the fact that you suck.

>Kill Mercy as Reaper
>he says "Remember, you're responsible for this."

WHAT DID MERCY DO?

>mfw best and favorite character is Winston
>mfw can't play him in pubs because no one capitalizes on the havoc you cause

With how slow it is, it should do a bit more damage. It's a magnum. Do you know how powerful those fuckers are?

I think Mercy tried to bring Reaper back from the dead but kind of fucked up. Hence the superpowers.

woops you seem have missed it's okay it happens to everyone.

>Its beta dumbo. The entire point of beta is to work out kinks.
>Theres a reason theres a two week break.

Yeah great, it's been in beta for months and releases in 2 weeks and they've said nothing about their intent. That's not good for your community.

>stupidly shit decisions along the way and N E V E R own up to it.

Good to know Blizzard hasn't changed.

>liking d.va's mosquito bite breasts

i'm not a mei main. good try though.

press chat button

Okay now here is the hard part, you have to hope your team has at least one brain cell, now type "hey can I get an escort, this tracers fucking me"

I'm afraid that 4-5 days is the exact amount of fun you can get from this game. What do?

But mei can do all of those things

And better

/owg/, what characters currently do you think need reworking, and how would you rework them?

I am you cocksucking shitposter

We seriously need some new game modes.

Give me team death match or give me death

>I "main" a character

How dare you choose my post to Mei troll.

Team Deathmatch will kill this game.

I don't get where posts like this come from

I'm showing my age a little saying this but I played TF2 from launch that had way less content than this game for a long time daily for years.

>team deathmatch
>in a blizzard game

>implying it already isn't

>his character doesn't work in all compositions

how long has the open beta been out?

im just wondering how people are already level 40+

I said it before and I'll say it again.

In the context of overwatch, the term "main" is just a colloquialism for "favorite character".

People with anger management issues shouldn't play video games.

>mfw you can be high and mid level 60 with easily 35+ hours in the game and still be useless

Didn't switch characters once all game despite the Widow coming out specifically for the Pharah. How can you lack such fundamental understanding of such a simple game after putting so much time into it?

>inb4 "triple bastion"
it was for fun when they were

I can understand- I really like playing DVA cause her mech reminds me of the Executioner from Starsiege. I miss that game.

Increase Widowmakers charge time

Change McCrees "flashbang" to a blind, whether literal or ability blind

Make Meis freeze slower to freeze/remove mei

and thats it

I love her the way she is. I wouldn't complain if she was bustier though.

Symmetra could use more offensive power that doesn't require a ton of setup. Other than that nothing needs changing dramatically.

Maybe if you play with like a team of friends. Classes have no depths though.

>game gets released on the 24
>I go on a surgery on the 25
>inb4 I die and I'll have wasted $40 for nothing

I'll be madder than a McCree who just had his ult cockblocked by a Rein.

i usually avoid TDM in objective based games (like battlefield) but i kind of agree, this game would be fun with a TDM mode

On the fence about buying it, leaning towards yes. Any benefit of buying before release or should I wait until a few days after and see if they added more modes and shit

>play reinhardt for the first time

can't believe i held out on playing him for so long.

>winstons super is literally chimping out

too easy

Is there any list with all the character interaction quotes?

are ya crazy

She's insane as it is, not op but c'mon

who is more cancerous

mei or junkrat?

lucio can''t heal himself

As with all multiplayer only games you buy it immediately so you have the largest crowd to play with. Aside from that fuck that.

Those tits are not accurate. For shame.

>only get 75% exp
>"penalty"
Please. That's literally nothing to dissuade someone from dropping in and out of games left and right, certainly not myself. Progression literally doesn't do anything in this game (thankfully).

Probably just trying to get good with new characters. It's a pug, you're not required to play the counters-game

>Any benefit of buying before release
noire widowmaker skin

Who do you pick, /owg/?

fresh frog

I'm assuming they are going to ban the hackers but don't quote me on that.

First Blizzard beta I see.

Buy it on the 26th or later the moment you have an urge to play more Overwatch.

at least mei cant kill you from across the map

Exit game.

dude what

esc > leave game > yes

>Play Wintston in pubs
>Go Apeshit on points
>Team almost always capitalizes while you hulk jump around
You just don't play him if you know your team is retarded.

I was widow and carried in that game, ez.

Does Winston jump farther during his ult or am I just a retard for throwing myself off stage with it?

is anyone capable of writing down what D.Va says in her "I play to win" line?

youtube.com/watch?v=kuDPFnD4yO8&t=1m58s

waifufags

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Symmetra

fuck you all

Sk8r boi.
That way I can at least pew pew since no one's going to be defending me.

Zen just needs that auto discharge bullshit removed from his RMB. i should be able to hold my 5 orb as long as i want. also, make it so i can actually cast harmony/discord orb while i'm RMB.

he doesn't need health or mobility. he needs to be able to actually use his abilities together like every other hero. he doesn't have a good combo.

>play zarya
>launch black hole
>someone else ults
>they get potd

Bastion is the only real thing stopping a tank meta.

Roadhog
Pull their Mercy into my crew so they can kill them
>rip them