/utg/ - Undertale General

This bread is older, thus less likely to be deleted by mods.

Nth for buff fish

REMOVE SNOWDRAKE

>tfw no gote bf

In my experience, it's easiest just to go with first linked thread, otherwise it creates a huge mess since people default to the first linked thread.

>tfw no gote bf for cuddles and mutual massages and hand holding

>two threads
Oh no. May as well post this in both, then.
Greetings user! The sun is setting on a wonderful day, and I hope you made the most of your day while you had the chance! How was your day, user? Regardless, I love you user!

sans

FUCK
YOU

>make MLP plushie thread so that I can later in it ask about the idea of a Toriel plush
>ask about the idea of a Toriel plush
>"Kill yourself"
welp

SKELETONS!

MONSTER KID HOURS

well since this thread is more likely to be deleted I'll post this pic I found.

more undertale vore when?

I actually don't like sans as a pred because... like... he's a fucking skeleton. How would does that work?

aka the best characters in the game

>.gif
>not animated
This is why we can't have nice things

>see pre-order on ebay for shotagoat plush
>missed out on edgegoat plush, want asriel plush badly
>watch listing and check for updates every day
>finally plush-maker posts pics
>pic related
>why

reminder that Sansfags are among the lowest of the low with only Charafags and other pedofags below them

I'm gonna date this goat

delete this
>you can see underneath their skirts
DELETE THIS

so Sans x Frisk shippers are the worst kind of shippers?

I know this feel

Pfffffttttt
That's pretty bad

that amazing and hilarious

I should try see if I can commission a Toriel plush made out of multiple sheepskins since I'm in New Zealand.
It'd be like, a goat made of 2-3 dead sheep.
That'd be metal.

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>horsefuckers in any position to talk shit

Horsefuckers only needed 3 years to prove that they were worse than furries in every way, when furries had a decade or more. Somehow their autism is far worse than any sans ecto dick or Asriel cock vore, but they talk shit. kek

jokes on you, I'M going to date this goat

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rude

Agreed my man.

Thanks for the suggestions last thread bois

Posting this one more time for new thread.

Anyone wanna throw out ideas for interesting overworld events they would like to see in a fan game?
I'll put in whatever I can that sounds reasonable.

It's set after a true pacifist ending, but in the underground.

>concerned

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oh goodness

Flowey appearing at spots significant to Chara and Asriel, and explaining the memories he has of that place.

you and spooderposter make my day
i love you! get a good night's rest

this made me giggle

i wish dworven didn't give you guys ammo to fire at me

undiyne the undyin vs
LIGHT RAIL AVENGER

who wins

Good night, UTG.Deemo 2.3 came out recently, music is nice.
youtube.com/watch?v=s_u33_A3des

Being able to somehow hop on one of those iceblocks that get tossed into a river.

BUFF
GOAT
TIDDIES

>I BET YOU WANT SOME OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS' SPAGHETTI, DON'T YOU user?

I burned my dick engulfing it in ass shaped fire

Undyne would initially have the upper hand, but Avenger's "Perfect Storm" move would turn the tables quickly.

My day was okay user. Worked all day, chilling now. Vaping with my new electronic cigarette. Worshiping goats after a 2 month hiatus. Thank you for asking!
i-i love you t-too

All he did was draw the skelebros though? What's the problem?

oh my GOODNESS

I AM GOING TO CRY

Awww!
I love you more! Sleep well!

>you'll never eat some of Pap's spaghetti

Undyne actually has armour.
Speaking of which, how come infantry are never fully armoured?
Like, sure it'd be heavy and uncomfortable wearing thick multilayered plate mail and have a bulletproof glass visor, but it seems preferrable to getting shot in the face.

he's the greatest shitposter to ever grace this general and he needs to be stopped

just don't leave

don't leave

DUDE

Didn't iceblock wolf stop doing that at the end

MEME

He needs to keep going honestly.

DONT LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS

CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

That's good to hear! Always good to relax. I don't use them myself, but I hear positive things about them. No problem!
Love you more!
We can always dream, user.
I'll never leave, user. Not while you need me.

was that what you said to your pity gf before she left you for tyrone

I love you even MORE
Have a cute image. It's not a Chara pic, but I hope you still like it!

tell me where my husband is. i know you shitheads have seen him. it's been months and i want him to come home.

We really need more of this character.

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youre right, he is one of my favorite artists here tbqh, i cant just stump his flow because he's a meme

I'm balls deep in him

Yeah, I saw him. I watched him help himself to the medicine cabinet.

May I offer you a gote in these trying times?

We really need more lewd of this character.

I want to burn this

My love for you is so great, I've become an eldritch entity of love!
I love it!

Give me ur burgers and your pants

Gooooooooddddddd (god it really is already, huh? I'm not going to bed yet however) night, /utg/!

I hope you all had a truly spectacular day today and that you all did your best to make sure to start of your week well.

I love you all and I hope you have a good night.

look ive been searching for my husband for over a week and the only thing ive heard is from one of his friends. he told me that he was off at a "undertail" convention and i demand you fuckers return him

I want a motherly goat to help me not feel so bored

I want to fug the spider.

Waaaaaaah I want tiny gote.

There's a 3 foot tall shotagoat plush on eBay now. I don't like the eyes though. The face is very important on a plush I would cuddle with every night.
>pic related

he's knee deep in goat dick right now would you like to leave a message?

But I'm hungry!

Welcome to the late night party /sp/ider!
Feeling any better? I've been worrying about you.

>you will never be this pathetic

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I need to go to bed already before you make me blush red as a cherry, cutie.
Sleep tight!

Good night spooder! Sleep well!
I still owe you a fic

what is undertail and where to i go to find it. you shitheads are not going to keep me from my husbando

its 4.19$ for the burger and a trip to the back if you want my pants

describe your husbando

Good night! I hope you have a great day tomorrow!
Love you!

I POSTED A SPIDER! NOW I'M GOING TO BED, YOU LYING, NO GOOD PRICKS!

he's tall, white hair, wears a purple shirt everywhere, and wont stop carrying this red trident all around the fucking house

>not wanting goat plushies
baka baka baka

it's like imagine a room full of skeletons except they have lightsabers for dicks

>not feel so bored
so watching a movie with her?
playing board games?
listening to music with her?
go out to lunch with her?
going out on little hikes with her?
cuddling with her on rainy days, swapping stories with her and enjoying eachother's company?
sexual experimention with her?