Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Secret are doing it! Edition.

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
reddit.com/r/dota2/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

im gay :3

>rags

EEfans and trump supporters are cuckolds

first for secret a shit

have you reached 9k yet, son?

nth for ppd

>26-0

STOP THEM!!

>26-0

YOU CANNOT I REPEAT YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY MAKE THIS SHIT UP

ONE AUSTRALIAN JUST TRANSFORMED A TIER11 TEAM INTO HAVING THE STRONGEST RUN IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY

LITEARLLY TAKE ALL THE BEST WRITERS IN THE WORLD LOCK THEM IN A ROOM FOR 2 YEARS AND THEY STILL WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP

cringe

secret will be the winners of epicenter, you heard it here first

Let's say Puppey wants to reform Secret after Manila.

What top level player is left that he hasn't backstabbed?

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>Newbee 16 game winning streak
>about to 17 game winning streak 2-0 Secret
HAO DOES HE DO IT?

w33/misery Secret was the best the team has ever been. Mad as fuck desu

Getting arteezy to join your team is actually a blessing. Once he deserts you because he thinks he's to good you become t1. The trick is to not let him back in.

I'm sorry PPD.

Take me back.

I'll change.

Please.

How donyou pronounce this
>Epic - Centre
>Epi - Center
>Epic - Enter
??

make-up

Adelaide was right

>the combined might of the union of yuropeon cuckolds is unable to stop a single australian man

so every team with a swede has lost today right?

27 game winstreak actually user, some Chink tourney that didn't have a ticket got sweeped by NewBee.

ditch universe and get icex3
rtz borderline kick material too

its an actual word you know, you can't into english or what?

What games are you talking about? I was watching the newbee dumpster secrekt

Might be possible. ppd still highly regards Universe as a blessing to EG during his run.

He fucking hates Arteezy now, though.

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>secret
>7 mid

LOL

This graph is bullshit

Lul

EVERYONE STFU
Secret will NEVER EVER fucking lose.... ok?
Get it?
Got it?
Good.

NOW SHUT
THE

FUCK
UP
RIGHT
NOW

Is there anyone who can stop Newbee?

>casters in tears that secret is shit

keep crying fags

Where do you use this code?

"Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
"I saved you," cried the woman
"And you've bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

Fat fuck.

SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

So... How long until Arteezy rejoins EG?

I hope EG does a DAC at Manila and Secret get BTFO. Even if they do 2nd or 3rd place that is fine.

Actually feeling a 2-3 China team top 6 too. Wings and VGR looked good when we last saw them, and Newbee is on fire.

MingLee

SingSing Adelaide

Sad thing is that aussie was getting shat on during that game. What exactly happened that turned tier shit chinks into 26-0 madmen?

>Implying a smart man like Trump would ever bet on Secret

>w-why is secret invited to the major valevooooooo?
>everyone watching the shitfest of bad teams that is secret and newbee
>meanwhile all around solid play on liquid vs col but nobody watching

yeah I wonder why valve invited secret...

Newbee is gonna be the first team to win two valve events

VG.R maybe

>right click save as
>mingleeraugh

>Chinese team that hasn't placed in any tournament the past year and a half adds an Australian
>Secret adds two EG members after winning Shanghai Major
>BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

KPii WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

FUCK EM UP

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EleGiggle

>Implying RTZ isn't top 3 best mid in the world and far better than w33shit

I WANT TO KILL SHEEVER

FUCK THIS ANNOYING BITCH

I AM ACTUALLY TRIGGERED HERE

>OG already played
>EG already played

These guys start at 8am or what?
What happend

the Majors will expose the chink shitters again

Because they won the last one you retard

both of them were playing at the same time

haha

Liquid is people from axis countries led by a swarthy manlet. That has never been a winning recipe in Moscow.

The tournament started on time.

I know, it is pretty fucking crazy.

Even LiquidDota and Dota2Lounge didn't know what the fuck was going on.

Liquid will be the ones to end the streak just like how MVP were tearing up Shanghai. Kuroky will do his homework and figure out the chink magic

RTC? TI5? XDDDD

ignore the fact that puppey and universe were invisible in the match

Poetry

Whoa, nice FEET, dudester.

I'd definitely suck those off, man.

Post more.

>getting triggered when women are talking

shouldn't you clean up your room instead, kid?

Their TI money ran out, time to win again.

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>tfw I wanted to see DiG qualify just to beat secret and get knocked out

One baby for another.

Brown baby wins.

>kid?

You do realize that I'm probably the oldest person in these general threads, you fucking retard

>need to first pick lion because thats all pieliedie can play

what a fucking joke

r8 this draft
>1 clinkz
>2 weaver
>3 nyx
>4 bounty hunter
>5 riki

Who /chuan's chin/ here?

I'm 58, get on my level kiddo

that was newbee though

>posting anime pictures
>getting triggered when called a kid

thats pathetic

Whoa..

Alright senpai.

>oldest person
>still the biggest kid here

Wow you're more pathetic than he thought.

>enemy picks zeus

>universe dark seer

will he be even more useless than game 1??

@141679685
that just makes it more pathetic
also nice feetfagging, every thread is a new low for you
@141679583

why didnt Secret get Bulba instead of BadBulba

at least bulba can win on DS

Newbee.Arteezy

LITERALLY NO DAMAGE TAKEN

Why is this game so dead

>enemy team buys a sentry

purge is such a retarded fucking caster holy shit
>if X had Y item Z minutes ago game would be compeltely different
no shit you 4K MMR fuckface
why is he allowed to cast?

>They're picking dark seer for Universe again.

Jesus christ Puppey could you stop putting the whole fucking team on Universe's back.

>2k shitstain detected

who this aussie on newbee ppl are talking about?

we aren't league
there aren't enough 3rd world countries to populate the servers

Because purge is hot af and the next hottest is tobi, which is pretty laughable desu

I'm not actually triggered at that though. I just felt I should correct that dude.

Also, Sheever isn't a woman. She's a fucking HORSE.

Like, whatever, dudebro. I'm still better than you at this shit game.

Whoa dude, don't you like, take it easy sometimes as well? Maybe you should, man. You sound pretty ANAL. Maybe if you like had a laugh every now and then you wouldn't be this anally devastated.
But it's cool man, it's not my fault I'm literally better than you at life.

Epic meme, dudestein.
I like that @ shit. I use it all the time twitch chat and stuff.
Like, really top legit quality reply, dude.

kpii

>ET
Team no dmg!

People that are playing Dota are getting older and older and stops playing the game.

>tfw 24 and pregnant girlfriend

>Elder Titan Death Prophet

uh

DPs ult does physical damage

>et
>rtc prophet

MEEMS

you think I haven't thought about it? riki will roam with sentries and a culling blade. Max invis and cloud (cloud is so underrated)