/lolg/ - Lyte CUCKED ETERNALLY Edition

Lyte suicide edition

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>my future son

Can you imagine having Lyte as a father?

>35 posts earlier
kys u cuck

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>his kid calls another kid a name
>gives his kid a chat restriction

>10 minute queue for a FUCKING NORMAL IN TAIWAN

JUST

I would kms immediately

it had to be done to avoid ahricuck

>Typical scene of young child hearing his parents have sex
>except this time, Lyte is sitting next to his son hearing
I can imagine it, yes

Best husbando. It's canon.

>future son
>implying he can have a child in the first place
>implying it won't be his girlfriend's son

>raised to be a cuck, just like daddy

o i am laffin

>play against fiddlesticks
>"wow why are you guys nerfing fiddle in pbe!!!"

>Sun and Moon trailer making the game look cool
>LoL has no lag today

THIS IS THE DAY LADS

He already has a husbando.

xth for best husbando

>Always liked stealth-based gameplay
>Main Teemo
>Suddenly interested in Evelynn now that I noticed her splash art isn't gross.

How do I build her? I've been building her full AP with Lich Bane and Luden's for sick ambushes but that feels retarded.

Also how is Rengar, Twitch and Shaco?

All waifus are nice. Everyone loves who they love for a reason.

For me, I love Sona. She's beautiful, talented, and inspirational. I want to hold her hand.

I hope you feel the same way about someone as I feel about Sona, and you win lots of games with him or her today!

What are they changing about him on PBE?

why are you so upset anons
unless you want to totally disrespect your laner, start defensive: either SV or DMP (eventually have both though)
boots can be sorc, switf or ionian
second item/disrespect: Rylai
then ludens
and then pick from hat, belt, zhonya or abyssal

Oh, and don't forget to level 3 cheese every game

>shit seal

Only cucks will pick this starter.

>they removed talon's silence because it was toxic gameplay
>left in fiddle's
>buffed fiddle's

The E bounce to be less. This shit is a fucking mess.

Is there such a thing as a program that show enemy pick during normal blind pick ?

Everytime I'm pulled for normals by my friend I get countered hardcore on my lane, I tell myself it might just be confirmation bias but nowadays it's EVERY FUCKING game

okay but what about runes and masteries? Which keystone are you running?

>press q
>miss siege minion
>click q to level up, auto AA on creep pushing up the wave
>go AROUND irelia and make further distance forcing you to blow flash for a kill

Holy fuck, post rank and region.
Did /lolg/ go down in skill since season 6?

>going blind
Oh well. I had a good run.

>Tfw choosing Rowlet

I can't wait

>paying attention to trash attentionwhore
Pls stop

best starter design since gen 4

>owl starter
fuck i haven't seen anything on it yet but owls are awesome, what are the others?

I've never seen someone so genuinely bad before, it wasn't like this on lolg pre-s6 I swear

Rowlet is my fucking boy. He's the cutest and the best.

A fire cat named Litten and a seal.

Fire cat is the truth.
I don't give a shit if the legends look like megazords.

That is the biggest slap on the wrist ever.
It might slightly slow down his clears, but his passive is still crazy good.

>the only thing making him relevant again.
>shut it down, shut it all down.
Is the balance department seriously ghostcrawler, a bunch of monkeys, and a dead cat?

grass starters are literally saving pokemon

I like deathfire, I mean I know it's bugged but I just love the tree that leads to it.

My runes are a mess right now, for old Vlad I used to run CDR/MS quints and MPEN reds, armor and MR in the other places

Now I'm doing some weird stuff with bonus % hp in quints and yellows, cdr blues and mpen reds
am not even sure it works desu

>meet a girl in league
>ask for nudes
>get pics of her boipussy
>mfw

>flying/grass
shitty, good design tho

brimstone cat looks ok

Build runic echoes then protobelt
Then build more AP as you get fed and make the enemy carries go cry in a corner

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working as intended, thank the lyte.

Owl or bust then.

all but the owl are shit tier, holy fuck

>literally one of the oldest kits ever
>point and click shit that makes you tuck your mouse up your asshole
>"wow seriously! riot is shit for nerfing him!"

it's not bugged anymore. it was in the hotfix.

It's a sea lion, not a seal.

Owl or bust.

Hopefully his speed or HP will make up for it.

I really hope they don't fuck up Rowlet with the evolutions, though.

>Pokemon

i hope the first normal one is good, because those are going straight into a pc.

Haven't they been making starters all have some big flaw since gen 3? I think it's intentional because too many players in Gen 1 would just use Charizard and Blastoise all game long because their stats never fell off and they didn't have to spend time grinding up any other pokemon.

He's not an assassin.

Silences on assassins are toxic and unhealthy.

What's your dream team /lolg/?

>tankko top
>rengar jg
>leblanc mid
>lucian adc
>thresh supp

>implying any girl in league is a girl irl
Baited and outsmarted mang

>plat 2
>lucian: "qss doesnt remove zed ult anymore?"
>sona: "good job on reading the patchnotes"
>lucian: "i dont read patchnotes"

sup long anyone wanna duo some norms? I'm trying to pick up my mmr

who shits on Ekko top?

>they removed talon's silence
>made it a slow
>it's still called cutthroat

Soothe my autism, rename it Hamstring or something!

it's ok, her boipussy is p cute

>greentexting
what a memer

>my boy got insane for doing something he asked for
Fuck you riot, he dindu nuffin

are you a girl

are you brown

are you tight

nothing

a good graves, maybe

wut?

gippo dudee

SEX KING IS COMING

>reading
>in current year
People do that?

Fiora, liss is okay, Warwick should work if you can dodge his projectile, anyone with good enough sustain tbhonest.

Maybe in an hour or so. I'm heading out for a bit.

>Being such a puss puss you censor
What user, are you scared to show us your win rate or something?

He's sort of an Assassin, however he is extremely reliant on posititoning more so than any Assassin ever would because his main damage is a channeled blink.

Renekton's new lore
>blocking out names

I've been really successful with new Vlad?

g4 if you ask for elo

>her
>boipussy
Have fun fag/lesbo/it.
>not blocking everything
Hacking your mailbox right now.

Alright nerds I haven't played this shitty game in years. The last time I played I think the newest character was that ninja dude that threw knives or something. Anyway, I've reinstalled and want to know what has changed, and where can I go to get back up to speed. And is Renekton still the fuck train he used to be? Looking forward to running bitches down with him and Mordekaiser again.
Also where's the porn?

What's your Vlad build, user?

Don't even bother with this game. Renekton is weak in the current meta, and Mordekaiser got reworked and subsequently gutted.

>inb4 low elo opinions

How triggered do you assassinbabs get when you see your opposing laner with this?

[Spoiler] yes to all[/Spoiler]

is that ur ign?

mkay ill probs still be on

What item made galio so strong? Also what keystone are you suppose to get on this guy

sounds like a free kill to me

Tank ekko will shit on vlad top
especially if he's smart and grabs a banner

yes it is.

>According to Lore, Aurelion Sol is mostly likely the most powerful fucking thing to ever go near league
>Incinerates an entire mountainous valley in his splash art while creating a star
>In game is a medicore mage who doesnt really bring much to the table

Riot how do you fuck this up?

Let this post shine ITT.

Isn't his power like sealed by targon or something?

the lore has been separated from the game.
this has already been established.

>What changed?
ADCs now fall into 2 groups. Cancer, and bottom of the bin. Lucian and Corki are cancer, everyone else is irelevent.
Footnote: Graves and Ez are no longer in the ADC category. Ez is now a generic poke mage, often mid. Graves has no defined role now due to his ability to go in any lane. He is hyper cancer.
MAGEs got a big patch recently, you should read it up. Only meaningful changes were to fiddle.
Nothing else major changed. We are in a tank meta atm. Renketon is bellow par.

>So strong
>implying he was ever strong
I guess prenerf unholy grail was pretty good on him but he's weak and never was cancer. The meta has never been AP oriented enough for him to flourish.

Riot were intimidated by his voice and nerfed him out of fear.

DODGE?

Fucking figures those morons at riot would fuck up the baddest mother fuckers they had. Did they tone them down and give them pink hair and gender neutral pronouns?

dodge

Sure, be a pussy and dodge every time somebody breaks your safe space of safe picks.

I would have dodged when I saw someone unironically thinking they're capable of playing Ryze

I've crushed 2 so far, one was tank.
see

Kindred bot is fine, Jayce jungle is just too much, though.

Time for a screencap. Archives can't be trusted.

>hiding names
Stop being a puss puss. What are you afraid of? Their squishy team?

Where else can he go?

shitty post desu

someone spamming niggers every goddamn second like they just learned the word isn't worth my time and the loss that they cause due to their petulant behavior isn't something I want to deal with again. Let them wither away in pre 30 games forever.

>powerful fucking thing to ever go near league
Nah pretty sure Bard is the strongest.
He restores balance and its implied he can do whatever is needed to do so, powers known and unknown.
Aurelion Sol is just a very strong dragon who has limits where as Bard really doesn't

>There will never be a league game mode where everyone is as strong in game as they are in the lore

Plus riot has the right to moderate what is said in their game as it is their property.

Bard is clearly just Sol's master. Bard is the God of balance while Sol is one of his many servants for reaching it. Same with Kindred.

I thought galio had the 2nd highest win rate or something

>corki
>cancer
spotted the plat shitter