Senran Kagura General /skg/ #736

A cat is fine too

Haruka is perfect! PERFECT! Her body is vast in all right places!

>decide to stop myself from fapping
>6 hours later
>fapped 4 times and close to dying from dehydration because semenproduction takes all my body fluids

help, my senran is trying to kill me

just drink water you dumbo

But is it normal to blush while eating food too big for your tiny mouth?
Look at how she handles those next to these other girls.

BREAK THE TARGETS!

Wow, why is Ikaruga such a slut?

You'd be embarrassed and blush too if you were awkwardly trying to get food that's too big to fit into your tiny loli mouth!

It's not her fault user. You try looking composed while choking down a thick futomaki that you need both hands to hold and fully stuff your mouth

Appreciating Hanabi's day away!

The other four are doing just fine.

damn it feels good to be a gangsta

>rape the targets becomes less fun with every game
>board the platforms will never come back

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Fuck smash 5. I WANT MELEE HD!

Hello?

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I don't think anyone is home.

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Me either. Let just head back to my place.

What can I getcha' today?

Which senran can defeat the diabolical couch of drowsiness?

I can hear Ayame scream 'arigato gozaimasu'

Can I have a number 3 with no sause and no onion. Also may I get a shake instead of a soda?

Go away Kat! No ones home!
That should get rid of her.

Seimei!

You got any pizza?

user are you trying to hide boobs from Kat?

Piercings in SK when

The sauce is mandatory.

How does your senran rank?

You can't prove anything! you're not the police! go away!

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Make sweet memes to me, /skg/

I can order some. Where should we order from?

I SAID GO AWAY!

I NEED A RED ROGERS. DROP THE CREAM AND THE TEARS. I ALSO NEED A FROZEN SQUEEZE INSTEAD OF LIQUID REFRESHMENT.
That'll be $6.99 plus tip

She's numbah one in my heart and that's what counts

#3

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Here you go. Keep the change as your tip.
>hands $20

There's a good local place called Panucci's. Delivery boy's a bit of a moron though.

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

If I let Kat in will she promise not to molest me.

Of course, but do you actually expect her to keep that promise?

Coming right up, Big Smoke.

I hope so. Kat wouldn't betray someones trust would she?

I want to ride on my sdenrans fat, sturdy cock until I cum all over her tummy.

>sdenrans

What the fuck is a sdenran?

Really? You don't find anything else questionable about the whole post?

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Nope, the rest sounds fine to me.

Nah, It seems perfectly fine to me.

One step at a time

There's nothing wrong with a little girl lusting after another girl's cock.

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Sums up modern NW perfectly.

I have bigger tits than my senran!

It seems like Pokemon Sun and Moon are going to be shit.

What about a man lusting after a little girl's cock? That definitely seems like there might be something wrong about it.

Aren't girls with peepees just boys?

Much Appreciated! Come back anytime!
AFTERWARDS, I NEED TWO FLYING LUCIAS
A LUCIA PACKING A FEW POUNDS
AUNT DOLLY'S HOME REMEDY WITH ADDED TONIC
A NEW ROLLER'S DEALING HAND
TWO PERCIVAL'S PRIDE, ONE WITH HONOR
AND A SUPAH LIQUID
That totals up to $22.22+Shipping and Handling

Are you saying there are BOYS here? Gross.

Interested in this because reasons. Are the 3DS games any good?

Yes, they are really good.

None of the games are good.

no, start with shinovi versus

Burst is okay, SK2 is much better.

Burst is the first western release. It's got its own issues (namely framerate), but it's a good introduction and has the most competent writing I feel. SK2 fixes the framerate, but most of all its gameplay is far better. Also, superior boob physics and some of the most unique DLC I've seen.

Shipping and handling as your tip? We aren't legally obligated to give you a tip. What will you give me if I do?

Ayame, you're no Billy Mays. Don't quit your day job.

How much does Ayame charge for "that"?

$39.99
Half off on holidays

What is "that"?

>D-d-dod-do y-you ni-notice how I-I stu-stut-tutter less w-when I-I'm w-wiwith you, a-n-non?
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>dyufufufu...
>M-m-m-ma-ma-may-mayb-be t-t-t-th-th-thi-thi-this r-r-r-r-r-r-real-l-ly m-me-me-me-meme-means y-yoyoy-you-you-you're m-m-me-mem-memeant f-fofof-fo-fo-f-f-f-fo-for m-m-memem-me-me...

Shut the fuck up, Murakumo!

Maybe this really meme?

>Pets you

I want there to be a webcomic starring Murakumo with walls of text like Subnormality only instead of being a dictionary's worth of bullshit each panel, it's actually just Murakumo trying to say like 5 words and stuttering for 8 pages

The satisfaction of supporting your favorite business gal.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING user! THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY DAY JOB!
Sir, I hope you aren't implying that this family establishment would degrade itself for selfish gains.

You know? Sdenrans. There like senrans, but they appear as hallucinations.

Is Yagu a Sdenran?

Is this a Sdenran?

Nomi is my favorite. I want to feed her beans all day!

Be honest. How much for "that"?

Please don't post pictures of Mirai's facegina

Don't be a pussy, user! She just wants you to stick your dick in and let her suck on it!

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The number 3 and chocolate milkshake were great. Here's another tip.
>Give's another $20
What do I have to do to get you to become more than just my favorite business gal?