/blaz/ - BlazBlue General

lobby is rip

Celica A. Mercury? More like Celica A. Shitty!

O-oh

Celica A. Mercury? More like Celica Ayatsuki Mercury.

Amane can change that right quick!

Yes

put it back up

Notice how it's always gameplay secondaries that shit post the most. Us Real Blazblue fans are busy discussing the lore and supporting Aksys.

What are you talking about?

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread, /v/ thread is 1 door to the left.

Alright then. Discourse about Jin's Power of Order and which properties of it made it possible to save Trinity.

which blazeblue would you go on a date with?

Back to training mode I go then

I don't know how to talk to a girl

I want to marry Litchi

seems like your the only one who wants to so shes all yours.

>discussing the lore
It's garbage. The only selling point is the cute girls and the mediocre fighting game.

Why wont mommy or daddy love me?

because you're a manipulative cunt

Go to: students.oamk.fi/~t3kyph00/CustomSorter/sorter.html
Paste " OX67J " into the Imgur slot
Sort the characters as per your preference and post results.

It's the power of vagueness. It does whatever is convenient at the time.

Is this a virus?

Black tea with the captain seems really romantic.
But it probably wouldn't be good for my heart!

Tsubaki is a shit character and her hat is stupid. and she will never be able to give birth to a baby that isn't horribly mutated

implying any man would want to have a child with her.

why make up lies?

long list but here we go

Rachel
Jin
Lambda
Hakumen
Tsubaki
Hazama
Relius
Izayoi
Valk
Bullet
Terumi
Naoto
Tager
Makoto
Kagura
Mu
Azrael
Ragna
Noel
Tao
Litchi
Hibiki
Izanami
Arakune
Es
Bang
Carl
Nu
Nine
Plat
Amane
Kokonoe
Celica

I expected Litchi to be lower, but the bottom six seem pretty on point

Tsubaki exists to make her friends look better. If someone wants to fuck a real woman they would rather have Makoto and if they wanted to fuck a 12 year old boy they would pick Noel.

Tsubaki is just the boring average person that someone would just have to settle with because every better option is taken

>no top 3, just a 3 way tie for first

>tsubaka that high

That's assuming you can choose whatever you want. Real life ain't that nice kiddo You would be lucky to have any of the girls . Any of them at all.

oh I'm dumb and didn't notice the numbers, there's a bunch of ties

unless you want to have children. Then literally anything is better than Tsubaki even being alone.

...

1. Ragna
2. Noel
2. Mu
4. Rachel
5. Es
6. Lambda
7. Amane
8. Makoto
9. Tao
10. Hakumen
...
...
30. Litchi
31. Hibiki
32. Carl
33. Arakune

>Goro holding the fort in 7th place
Noice

But that's a conundrum. She wouldn't be one if she had proper parenting to take away the angst and parent-hate from her.

FENRICH BTFO

...

JOURDAL ON SUICIDE WATCH

Goro is a scrub. Can't even get top 3. I bet he couldn't even beat SKD.

Lambda, Ragna-Hakumen-Jin Tie, bottom three are Litchi, Bullet, Carl

You take that back!

whats the point of this? just has all my favorites on top with everyone else tied.

he has four arms, he could beat skd and beat him off at the same time while molesting his butt

Proof that Ragna and Rachel will always be together, and that their love is strong enough to influence even those around them.

It's only a matter of time now really, CentralFiction is just around the corner, and the Story Mode will have them tell eachother of their true feelings. I look forward to when I can celebrate it with you all.

Top 5 was Rachel, Ragna, Taokak, Jin, and Mu-12 in that order.

People say that Makoto is all ass and tits. But that's what I think of Litchi. I think her looks are the only thing appealing about her.

>actually liking Kagura

Is Jin Muslim enough?

>Notice how it's always gameplay secondaries

what the fuck is htis shit mean?

Good taste

it means he's shitposting

These are definitely my favorite character designs. But I don't think it really aligns with how I'd like to play.

Holy shit, there's gotta be some meme magic going on here.

I literally just mashed the left option everytime (left character and I got this):

Noel
Ragna
Jin
Rachel
Taokaka
Tager
Litchi
Bang
Arakune
Carl
Hakumen
Nu-13
Tsubaki
Hazama
Mu-12
Makoto
Valk
Platinum
Relius
etc

It's literally almost perfectly in order as they were added in the game?

They're ordered after the imgur gallery dumbdumb

And now I clicked the right option every time and I had Izanami last and the newest characters.

This is deep!

The only thing that surprised me was Bullet being over Ragna.

*had Izanami first

No you don't understand...!

One of these two is Pupwa. Probably the latter, but you never know. (The other one is probably German.)

>Naoto on the same position as Ragna and Terumi

I puked.

And, feel free to shit on me for shitting on Katou, but Bullet's CF art is bad. So bad. Look at that pose. Look at that cardboard hair.

Some character art in CF is admittedly bad, but at least it's way less than in all the previous games. The bad ones in CF are really only Bullet and maybe Jin and Taokaka. Jin needs to be a bit less rubbery, and Taokaka needs some muscles on her legs.

Her Rachel is absolute perfection though.

Terumi full screen 6C so good

If your opponent doesn't know how to block, sure.

welp

>Es this high
But how

Nu, Izayoi, Nine, Makoto, and Bullet all tied for 1st
Ragna was dead last but I don't hate him or anything

I'm sorry. I really don't know. I don't really hate her either, though.

Done

high test

Does anyone know what Nine's DP does?

hehe I know what my DP would do to her dude

It goes up.

>liking litchi most

Top ten

...

4 way tie for 1st between Ragna, Jin, Tao, and Hakumen. Tager and Rachel tied for 5th.

Litchi alone in 33rd

This is pretty accurate actually.

...

>not liking Litchi the most

>try to messenga callout something, get 6C
>opponent happens to jump, tries to land and run to me to get a good counterhit punish
>MESSENGA
Every time
Too bad it's only projectile invuln in CF. Now he's basically got three combo filler supers.

Imagine a world without Celica and Noel

and platinum

and Mai and Es. Christ, Mori's heroines are bad. 2 moe blobs who fuck up all the time, one stoic and one MUH FRIENDS character and all of them are interested in dick.

except for nine, who wants celica's vagina

ill fight you

I always get nervous when someone tries to talk to me in a lobby. I just wanna play. I have autism.

Thanks for those Ragna combo's last thread. I can do them with ease now. If you guys have anymore do tell

I just get really salty all of a sudden. Like I think the guy's trying to get buddy buddy because he thinks I'm trash.
I'll show him what for, I think. Then I get bodied even if I was doing well, because I'm trynna style.
Fuck people, man. You should all be sophisticated AIs.

>Heroines
>not interested in dick
How else are you going to sell them to males, pray tell? Shounen demographic obviously being a bigger market than seinen.
I mean you could go yuri but that's the same thing, just a different flavor.

All I wanna do is forget about this game and come back around July or August when I can move out and get decent internet but I can't stop playing.