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>Hey kid, want to buy a funnel cake?
What did he mean by this?

I double prepped and then coined into sprint on turn one, my man

the good life

BUY ONE

What is your most prized card in your collection?

>still no real chat system ingame

what a god like play

OH MY GOD

As a former deathrattle memer, that man has lvied the dream

Should I dust Majordomo? I know that I would never use that piece of shit but I also kinda hate missing cards in a collection. I want to craft the Lightlord because I'm tired of getting fucked with shitty card draw RNG on Patron Warrior.

you want to talk about the good times?

I had four branns out and played fire elemental on my opponents face, for 12 damage lethal my man

Unless you intend to play N'Zoth pally, then go right ahead. If you're truly sure you'll never want to meme with Majorhomo, but then again succesfully memeing with him is pretty hard

Come troll some magic cucks

Honestly this guy. People forget he exists because >TGT, but I never dusted him. I even ran Reno Paladin just to play him before the expansion, now that Control Pally is back I'm so happy he can be utilized.

>implying we'll ever get chat when babies like can't even handle 6 emotes at a time

If Shifter Zerus becomes C'thun and you use a C'thun buffer, do you think any minions he becomes afterwards will have the buff?

I know that he retains cost reductions from things like Knight of the Wild / Nerbubian Prophet, plus he keeps +1/+1 from Mistcaller.

it's difficult to tell what he meant because he doesn't sell funnel cakes

could it be cheeky gutterspeak slang for one of those items?

I miss telling people that I am "sorry" for flamestriking them 3 times in a row in arena.

thanks

>play justicar
>panda justicar back into my hand
>play her again
>tank up gives me six armor a turn now

loving it

INFINITE VALUE

Do you really want to be left out of Blizzards, 30 card Ragnaros deck because you missed #30? I mean I don't think so.

> be me

> rocking my shaman deck

> turn 4

> play a 7/7

> mfw

Yes. He retains that buff.

>literally 7 c'thun games in a row, all different people

When are poorfags going to stop playing this game?

>play faceless summoner
>this happens

...

You don't need a C'Thun in game to activate C'Thun boon cards.

I just tested it right now and I'm pissed because that's NOT how it's supposed to work.

>spend whole game trying to clear opponents board
>finally, on the fifteenth turn, the board is empty
>play guaranteed deadly shot on his face for a free win

such a good life

>play a 2 drop
>backstab, coin SI:7, or coin deadly poison
>play a 3 or 4 drop
>backstab SI:7, shadow strike, backstab deadly poison, or deadly poison (coin) SI:7
>play anything larger
>sap :^)
gosh dang i love fighting rogues, might as well just not play minions and wait for them to die of fatigue

>made a play thinking i had 10 mana when i really had 9
>lost
this game is so shit

>aggro shitter only knows ME PLAY MINYUN ME HIT FACE

typical

weird i didn't know reno decks were aggro

and then you... keep playing cards?
rogue has no aoe worth a damn, so they have to one-for-one you, which means they can't completely crush your offense like brawl or lightbomb can
and they don't have the threat density to outface you anytime soon
just throw cards at them until they die, very relaxing

I FUCKING HATE HUNTARDS FUCKING MCKILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why do you hate the worst class in the game

>tfw the enemy wastes their last bit of hard board removal and you have N'zoth ready in hand

Rape is coming

so is sjow gay for real or is it just a meme?

It's a meme based on the music he listens to.

Like how people say Dog is also gay

>he plays a single deathrattle minion
>just keep brawl in my hand until n'zoth
>shield slam or execute the survivor
>he's completely fucking out of steam, like he just shat out a behemoth of a turd and all that's left is brown dribble in the form of desperate silver hand recruits

>Playing N'zoth Paladins

Jokes on you, I'm a rogue with Anub'Arak in hand since turn 1.

>that cute belly

Is N'Zoth good for the game?

hunters haven't been good for at least 2 expansion cycles user

Leave Rexxar alone, he's going through some hard times

anub will get silenced and shield slammed my man, I can't think of anything else I'd use spell-breaker on if I knew you were a n'zoth player

>running silence in Warrior

What are you? Fibonacci?

>Another Anduin free day

>I always have so many answers I can afford to just not play one of my cards all game ;)

can any deck beat nzoth decks? especially rogue and paladin variants?

>Fibonacci

I don't know what that means, but I techhed a black knight and spell-breaker into my otherwise standard fatigue warrior deck

Fibonacci is a professional/highlegend climber who created the Hard Control warrior with Tournament Medic in it.

Fibonacci is warrior god. Everyone netdecks his lists.

Just came back from playing some Duelyst.

It wasn't as excruciatingly slow as I remembered. I guess I was just playing like a pussy.

I kind of wished there was a Duelyst general so I could have other people tell me whether or not I'm being a shitter for playing Abyssian like Zoolock.

He's basically the Godfather of modern day Control Warrior

>anyone being warrior god except sjow

wat

it's kind of like secret paladin in that if you have the answer then they're just a deck with a bunch of shitty cards in it

the difference is that the answer is board clear

warrior tends to have an easy time due to brawl, a good twisting nether will shut them up, equality combos are solid, etc

What is currently the strongest Warrior?
I'm not really feeling patron, always win by the skin of my teeth.

Any Warriors that can stand up to Shaman and Rogue?

Also I've given up on becoming Legend as of today, it's just not going to happen.

I'd say Sjow, Fibonacci, and LifeCoach make up the holy trifecta of Warrior mainers

Fibo is better than Sjow. Sorry Twitch memer.

all right thanks lads

I can't wait for him to come up with a great new warrior deck then for this expansion

>looking through my deck
>see that I have The Black Knight
>totally forgot I had him
>all these times I could have had him in my decks and didn't realise

isn't fibo also on twitch

sure whatever you say, i'm gonna disagree though

the other day sjow held rank 1 on eu&na with a selfmade warrior deck, he's pretty good

>Self-made

That's a stretch. He more or less took Xixo's Tempo Warrior and replaced Variann with Rafaam.

Sjow does make great control decks though

>this image
>not a post asking if combo is the most patrician deck type in HS

uhh, user???

I've been playing around with tempo warrior

had mixed results, if you don't draw your tempo cards early enough the game draws out too long and there's just not enough guts to out value the opponent like a traditional warrior dick

Yeah and Fibo hits rank 1 legend more than Sjow, made it farther in the road to Blizzcon last year than Sjow, gets more Blizzcon pts than Sjow, but doesn't please as many Twitch memers as show. Fibo is objectively better than Sjow. Sjow had to stop playing control warrior because "it was bad" while Fibo kept hitting rank 1 legend with it.

but I already know the answer, user ;^)

dog being gay is just everyone's wishful thinking

But it is, everyone knows that

So apparently if Cabal Shadow Priest steals a Darkshire Councilman it still triggers the buff, fuck this game is a hot mess.

>Yeah and Fibo hits rank 1 legend more than Sjow

Citation needed

I rarely watch streams but doesn't fibonacci have a low viewer count? Probably gets stream sniped way less when climbing legend. I think most of the times sjow's gotten rank 1 has been off stream because of just that reason.

>no aoe worth a damn

What about malygos and fan of knives?

tempo warrior is the best antimeta warrior deck

Battlecries happens before minion hits the board

>There are shieldbearers who still don't know this

He's attractive but I don't get the appeal

if you blizzard an imp gang boss the spawned imp gets frozen too but doesn't take any damage

>TCG Blade Flurry
>4 Mana, whenever you hit someone with a weapon, you can deal weapon damage to someone else

Would that work in Hearthstone? Like a 4 mana, whenever you hit a minion deal the same amount of damage to face or something?

As it does every other "when a minion is summoned" effect
Does it with knife juggler, the new druid bear too
Battlecries happen before the card is played, thats why snipe doesnt kill battlecry minions before they activate them

So apparently is cabal shadow priest steals a darkshire councilman they still get the buff trigger? Fuck this game is a mess.

Reshitposting this but I was thinking about how something like it would actually be incorporated if at all ever

Mods are asleep.

Post OC.

>He's attractive but I don't get the appeal
Maybe it's one of those everyone else is shit tier so he stands out more?
As for me i prefer pic related

Not really, it's just how ordering works in this game

Your effect -> The card you stole's effect

>Shieldbearers

user?

Are you a 40 year old woman who works for Blizzard?

is zeriyah really 40?

Fatigue Warrior (or Control) is decent against Shaman.

You live or die by the brawl though...

>implying I'd want one

...

>still no way to save screenshots away from the desktop.

>n'zoth priest vs n'zoth paladin
>shaping out a chromaggus
>it somehow survives and gives me double entomb next turn
>I entomb his syl and Tirion back to back and he instantly concedes

stories to tell your friends

except I don't have any friends so I'll tell you instead

Which one should i pick guys?

W A R L O C K
A
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I try to be a fun memer and play yogg rogue and I burgle fucking cursed blade twice WHY BRODE

Which one tho? Tempo Dragon, Sjow's or something else?
Post list please.

i think renounce darkness is the most fun a poorfag starting out can have in this game

>No Rogue, Mage, Shammy or Pali
I'd just retire it and take your pack desu senpai