Dota 2 - /d2g/

So how many missed chronospheres were there?

first for baffles

I love puppey but I want secret to fail because of his hubris for kicking w33 and misery for fucking RTZ

>Puppey willingly going to the lower bracket to get a taste of the strengths and weaknesses of everyone
He's already got it all figured out, he's just been playing with food up until now. The true tournament begins now.

RTZ is the new Bone7.

>meme OP

off yourself's

he was pretty much a shitter before PPD

How many times has a successful team kicked good players to make space for meme-teezy and then turned to shit? three times?

i NEED the webm
you know the one

>Secret becomes NA
>They instantly drop 3 tiers

Can't make this shit up

MISS W33 YET SECRETARDS?

SAVAGE
A
V
A
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>Literally a million posts early
This has to stop.
What happened?
We were really good at making new threads at 750 for a while.

>PPD purposefully give Secret Universe and RTZ.
>They become 5x worse than with W33 and Misery.

IS PPD A MASTERMIND?

>Dota 2 - /d2g/

this fat fuck is stealing millions

How is this guy getting paid for playing dota?

>having 2 greedy players on the same team

will never work.

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arteezy is good i get it but there are equally good players they can get that want to prove themselves

kys

There are no moderators anyways. AT LEAST HE WHOLE LAST THREAD WAS FILLED WITH OFF TOPIC GARBAGE AND MODS DID NOTHING

All according to plan

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Thank you based Empire guy

>secret is good
>/d2g/

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

they will lose the WB final then win the grand final
screencap this

>Losing against VP
There is a thing called pride.

DAILY REMINDER

THAT THIS HERO

CAN ULTI INSIDE A FUCKING CHRONOSPHERE

NICE BALANCE ICETARD

retards what to force their memes and janitors stopped banning early threads after 2 weeks

Needs the booth reation of swindlez preparing to commit sudoku

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Christ EE is terrible. That guy will always throw when it matters most. I hope Secret crashes and burns and he becomes a full-time twitchwhore. Same with Arteezy.

why does he look better as a girl

>Secret is doing well, kick players to get RTZ
>Secret loses everything
>EG is doing well, kick players to get RTZ
>EG loses everything
>Secret is doing well, kick players to get RTZ
>Secret loses everything

The cycle continues

>secret with misery
>won tournaments left and right
>secret without misery
>loses to tier 4 slav trash
The constant is Puppey, I s-swear!

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Ohayou!
Do you like my penis, user-kun? :3c

>universe and RTZ are literally useless without PPD telling them what to do

cheers m8

>universe before ppd - dogshit
>universe with ppd - good
>universe after ppd - dogshit

wow its like poetry or something, it rhymes

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thanks senpai

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RTC?

Epicenter?

EG vs. Newbee rematch in the semifinals

The streak ends here.

Not dota, go away.

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nth for That One Player successfully killing 2 scenes at once

Just make sure you spend that 4200 gold to do it user

He probably thought he would style on VP by dodging iceblast with omni and bouncing to their heroes from the boar. Failed at both though.

>Lanaya is not Dota

-d2g

GUYS GUYS LOOK I WILL DODGE THAT JUST LIKE IN MY CHINESE CARTOONS LOOK GUYS

Man Ember with Magnus Empower is some fine meme.

Should be picked more.

Bulba thouhg
Aui thouhg
Sumail thouhg

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Can we pls kick bulba thouhg and get back universe so we can win ti6 also?

>Chakram now does 100/180/240 pass damage
>Timber chain now works on buildings

Did I just fix timber?

>Dick discussion is dota

-you

Guys how do i Void?
this hero is so fucking trash

thats true, the activate on hurricane grants unlimited range on attacks for 4 hits, and with a rapier there isn't a reason he didnt buy it except "oh lol i forgot it exists".

I wonder if PPD will take me back if I ask nicely

My dick is confused.

he could've just used spin to get out of the chains and then get a decent omni slash off

"Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
"I saved you," cried the woman
"And you've bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

You don't see the whole pitcure obviously.

That was done on purpose for a FREE 500 mana nuke on everyone.

You just can't see the genius of it.

>we
Did you get even a single dollar from EG winning?

Loda Jr. a cutie

A CUTIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dota 2 is the gayest eSport which makes dick discussions Dota 2 related.

>timber can now destroy a building every 4 seconds
good one you fucking idiot

soon as misery was jittering they kicked him

secret is like a big fat corporation that layoff workers as soon they get down from 100 to 90 percent output and only the "founders" get to stay

>My monkey's daughter

Is Zai joining EG or Secret?

Bulber or Pewdiepie are not feeling well already I guess

HA

HAHAHA

HA

>There are people this fucking awful at dota
>They're allowed to post

Why is this allowed?

Delete THIS

Secret is taken out of epicenter?

>""""Loda""""" jr
literally a balding swede raising another man's child
POTTERY

No but I know Alex Garfield IRL faggot

>not spending 4k gold for goodBKB

Hello?

previous relationship is different
cuck is when you think it's your biological offspring

Spam Icefrauds email asking to give backtrack BACK.

Miracle is on plane of existance beyond our comprehension. He has gained the power of 9K. Us mere mortals can only look in wonder of the pinnacle of human achievment.

if zai go to EG
should be another ti for EG

>Why my rep is like why they might be right
>I’m kinda sketch, I might
>Shoot a glance at the desperate like
>Then I forget shit like Shitrekt like, eh
>I wave them off, I wave them in
>Gotta flake, I fuck ‘em off ‘cause I ain’t them
>I’m like, "Eh"

what did he mean by that?

Still can't carry his shitty teammates on OG.

Zai is on EG's bench.

Say what you want, /d2g/, but being a biological father is easy. Being a Dad can only be done by men.

No
Cuck is anytime you're raising someone else's child

>skinnyfat balding young swedish male raising his wifes child

you actually cannot make this shit up

>not playing Dota with a joystick

Fucking pleb.