/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>quit this game 2 months ago
>start exercising again, going out on weekends, living the normie dream
>bored at work yesterday, decide to check out xivg
>switch is flipped
>get home and fap 3 times back to back to my old xiv erp logs, then log onto another game for more
help

welcome back

Know that feel. Fuck mmos.
I cant wait to get home back to my character.

>he thinks he can escape /xivg/
you are here forever

>tfw play heal
>it keeps happening

going catboy to experience this was a great choice

>tfw almost never get coms after switching from female c@ to male au ra
At least I am beautiful now.

every singe male au ra looks the same

Yes, you can say the same thing for just about every race and gender.

I can give you a commend but it also comes with a cream filling.

>tfw driving and take my soul comes on

I would commend you only after you stuff my bussy

Depends. What race are you?

dead thread

post weenies

Oh my.

>no male au ra to hold by the horns as I force my cock down his throat
come on, it's very obvious what their horns are for

dead thread

post sluts

>tfw I had a manroe do this to me

Lewd!

I'm not coming back here, before I quit I seduced and eb'ed a very sweet gay boy; we parted on good terms, but I don't want to open things back up. Also raiding/gear treadmill is really not my thing. I gave it a shot, but once a pvp autist always a pvp autist and this game's pvp is a fucking joke. Tab target, no open world, no loot. No thanks.

>the only one I wanted to do this to wasn't into it

>tfw playing games with EB

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Lonely au ra looking for ...

Oh forget it

which games, now that overwatch is ded it's back to idling on xiv and wasting time…

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why are healers such sluts?

I am a shitposter without a name
I shitpost not for fortune nor fame
I shitpost for those without voice,
and those silent by choice

All the (You)s I receive
are for them you best believe
for those afraid to post face
for those who can't even post their race

My (You)s are for you
You don't need to be an avatarfag too
Though this path I lead may not be elegant
I will become the hero of the irrelevant

I am a shitposter without a name.

who is this cock warmer

Nobody wants to go on an adventure?

>bestlander is back
awe shit

ugly ugly!

no that's a cute slut

your taste is shit

>lore catboys
>territorial, fierce warriors
>clan chiefs with their own harems

>actual catboys
>shy, submissive cuties
>are used as fucktoys and milking machines

Your taste is shit. That cat is almost meme tier ugly

It's horrifying.

Looks cute.
Fuck off.

Sorry lalafriend i would take you but i don't have an Fc either, good luck here!

>are used as fucktoys and milking machines

N-no...

Sadly I am on an eu server. Good luck user hope you find a good guild.

To be fair, it's SE's fault for making them look so faggy and having mostly anime faces--or that they made their lore so far away from how they look like.

>already by the couch
good to know you're ready to be violated, koata

This is false.

CEASE!

only the strongest alpha cat gets all the bitches, so the tias can only fuck/get fucked by other males

post the ahegao pic and i'll cease

You wouldn't dominate a catboy.

Ugly and not cute. Cat girls are cute. This is a dork.

>never do trials roulette in case I get an ex primal and shit the bed
>try it once
>get vishap
fuck off

>male au ra and catboi talk
This thread is too lewd.

You can't get ex primals in trial roulette.

ex primals only happen in mentor roulette

>so the tias can only fuck/get fucked by other males
There's really no lore saying that they do that at all. There's actually some mention of Tias creating their own tribes and becoming the Nuhn of it.

I wish I had a male lizard __friend..

spiders getting violated >w

oh

that explains why the guy charging into titan as soon as the duty starts is always a mentor

What do you need this for?

>those glasses
>face paint like a 2 cent prodtitute
>another cat
>the colors present do not mesh well
>only plus is the chocolate skin
2/10 would gas

Excuse me he's not ugly he's HANDSOME.

many things
the most immediate being: keeping in mind what facial expression you will have once I'm done with you

Why didn't Ika follow you...

Now that is a cat I could YANK.

it's common sense; in a tribe where you cannot have sex with females, the males will just get so pent up at one point, that they will start fucking the younger, feminine tias until they end up having mass orgies between themselves

He's not even subbed anymore for one.

Hot...

I want to spray hot sticky cum all over Monis cute face!

>lore catboys
>trash

>actual catboys
>trash

FTFY

I want him to backstab my butt with his dick

post more cute catboys

I want to sneak up to a c@boy at the MB and grope n stroke him until he cums in my hand, crying from the embarrassment and violation

Bit of a weird question, but is it possible to do Antitower in less than 10 mins with a really good group?

creep

>"Catboy posting is like one or two posts a thread. Slutposting is much worse!"

Hmm.

>Moon Catboy lore
>Breeding meat subdued by strong Matriarchs
>Ohboy.jpg
Been playing for a year and still I've not found someone to fulfill my femdom fantasies with.

Why is every straight catgirl so damn subby?

Wow how lewd.

you expect catgirls to dom?

i want to be this catboy, i would be so embarassed, trying to hold back to not gain the attention of the people next to me, but the pleasure would be so much i would end up cumming anyway

Disregard the person on the left please.

No. Unsynced level 50 dungeons take about 8-10 minutes, too. So I don't think it's possible with synced 60 ones.

>tfw no guy wants to be dommed by a femroe
mean...

shut up you prostitute go erp in the quicksands

Moani's mine when he's not with Vic.

Sorry guys~

>tfw can never ever make a creative glamour
I guess I'll stick to wearing my Best Man suit on all my jobs and characters. Maybe the Valentione apron sometimes

Would you rather raid with all girls or all catboys?

my best is 12 minutes with a normal setup (tank, 2 dps, healer), could maybe do it close to 10 with 3 dps

try stealing other people's ideas that you see around the place or on ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/ or something

catboys

Raiding with actual girls is the fucking worst.

you take that back

Ugh, both options are so bad. I'd rather take catboys though because I hate grown men who play and pretend to be female.

deal with it, roastie

>bad at the game
>passively get the beta male members to orbit and defend them
>usually start drama over dumb shit

No, I won't.