/owg/ - OverWatch General

Man, it would be cool as hell if the in-game models were actually to scale like this. I realize it would break the design of pretty much every map, but playing reinhardt: iron giant edition would be fun.

I love Tracer

...

>tfw i had battleborn on my mind while I played overwatch
>some of the characters looked interesting in design

The fancy robot dude and mushroom monk man looked kind of cool.

So how do you guys feel about the 20 tickrate servers? Mutual sniper kills between widowmakers should be impossible (but according to Tim Ford its an artistic choice)

youtube.com/watch?v=2GC8CnTSk1I
2:26 sums up how bad this can be

roadhog would need like 300hp more though

Dr. Ziegler, I'm BAMF

>implying Mercy is capable of feelings like that
try reading up on the lore, she's a backstabbing cunt only interested in her on scientific progress so that she can seem like even more of an angel

youtube.com/watch?v=j24XfRg-u3s

>Reinhardt/Bastion cancer spawncamping

>mercy has to save genji, who is "badly injured" in his fight with hanzo
>has medical technology that can restore fatal wounds in seconds
>"ok but how about we make you a cyborg instead"
>genji literally has a choice between dying or being forced to abandon his humanity and become an asset for Overwatch

I seriously don't think Hanzo could have done that much damage to Genji that he requires total cybernetic repair, unless Hanzo knocked Genji into a pool of acid or something.

Bastion is balanced and anyone who says so is a shitter ~desu ;^)

Hey Friends, I'd like help with some song suggestions for characters, can you help me out? I only got a few characters left.

KEK, this artist has absolutely no idea how to draw males.

Here, I was on the same team as these guys and couldn't contain my keks as you may have heard.

Is ranked going to be ready for the 24th?

Game mechanics/lore.

Hanzo probably pierced most of his organs and paralyzed him.

youtube.com/watch?v=zOi03E7YzyI

The Heavy?

>Reel Big Fish
My nigga

I can't wait 13 more days lads.

Right, and lets not forget what she did to reyes

Is hanzo the biggest cuck?

Failed as a brother
Failed as a son
Failed as a crime boss
Failed as an assassin
Failed as a mercenary

Can he do anything right?

Clearly Mercy is the true evil.Just acting innocent to get that government money

>Mei
Cold as Ice - MOP
youtube.com/watch?v=5LrHfxW4XOg

Mercy is pure.

>but she turned Genji into a cyborg that is far superior than a mortal body and turned Reaper into death incarnate with superpowers which is also better than a mortal spic body

And how is this a bad thing?

>"Right, Hanzo Shimada, you-- why the fuck do you have a bow?"
>"It is my weapon of choice."
>"B-but, thats a...bow.."
>"Yes."
>"Do you not have a gun?"
>"No. Guns are dishonorable"
>"..but, who the fuck uses a bow? In the future?"
>"I do."
>"Do you kill people with it?"
>"Sometimes."
>"How?"
>"I summon a dragon from my spirit, and cast it off to devour my foes."
>"Get out."

PLEASE BLIZZARD

JUST OPEN THE BETA AGAIN FOR THREE MORE DAYS

i hate to use an old meme but

But she couldn't fix Tracer.

Cucked by a gorilla.

>Hey, I have a beam that heals all injuries and ailments
>Better perform experiments and turn you into barely-human cyber soldiers with no chance of leading normal lives!

It's obvious neither of them are happy about it. Mercy sacrificed both of them in the name of scientific progress. Fuck her.

How the fuck do you fix something like temporal disassociation with medical technology? That is far beyond the realm of biology and it enters the deep realm of physics, which Winston is much more experienced in than Mercy.

youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

Actually after becoming friends with Zenyatta Genji learnt to accept and be content. Reaper went full on edge though

Someone paralyzed from the waist down can 'accept' their condition and even be at peace with it. That doesn't mean they wouldn't trade that shiny automated wheelchair for a working pair of legs and the ability to masturbate again in a heartbeat.

Genji thanks Mercy for saving his life in one of their interactions.

>Bastion

youtube.com/watch?v=VPUp2PiCYBY

genji still acts kind of edgy when he keeps walking around every map saying "I FEEL LIKE AN OUTCAST ABLOO ABLOO"

when will they add more heroes........

Being happy about being alive doesn't mean he's also happy about being turned into a clank clank. It's like you've never even interacted with another human before.

Not really

How does Reaper even work? Did Mercy somehow give him magic powers of teleportation and turning into a shadow? Weird ass cyborg if you ask me

She tried to revive him with her magic revival powers, probably didn't get all the molecules in the right place or something

Mercy is a witch she is using magic

>become a cyborg with limitless power
>also become an edgy faggot because of it

If Reaper hates being a cyborg so much why doesn't he just click his self destruct button.

It's in an awkward place user, he needs a long thick dick to reach it

no shes an angle......

He's not a cyborg

Is Doomfist alive and most importantly will he be playable?

>This guy still yucking up characters in popular franchises
Gross, please stop posting this gross art.

>Mercy
youtube.com/watch?v=7Dqgr0wNyPo

JUST

Its not one person. Its a title. Think Flash and Green Lantern. We know at least two have been doomfist before. The third one will probably be the playable one.

it's the kid

>Soldier 76: I thought you died.
>Reaper: Didn't take.

Love these little character conversations before a match. Nice little details.

ICE

>Try to find overwatch memes
>Its just porn everywhere

I have never seen a game that has produced so much porn so fast but have such a shit meme game

AUUGH

But son the porn is the memes

Is this the first FPS in history to produce porn faster than memes?

What's this about sikret offline AI hack I hear?

Yes I did use google for 5 minutes

>What is Undertale?
And at least the porn is good and not furry trash.

Nth for "It's a shame Overwatch will never have alternate weapons."

It'd be nice if D.Va could rain justice for a little bit.

I swear, it's gonna be somekind of "I came from the future save the past" time traveler bullshit.

And I'm okay with that.

>What is Pokemon?

He was revived by Mercy but his dick didn't make it

CUM ON MY TITS

I thought Reaper was some random kid that 76 picked up in a battlefield

him just being Morrison's angry senpai is so meh

That's the only way you can make the kid work Tb. h. I don't think you are allowed to have children be shot at even if it's fictional

Lost my shit 10/10

I want to bully Genji because he's a nerd

is d.va anything other than overwatch's cumdump? how did she get accepted when she's so bad at heroing

>Even in these trying times of peace, the Omnic menace still shows themselves!

>We've reports that they have grown aware of our local fighter "D.va", and her popular streams. They've been watching her to gain as much intelligence as they can against us, and now - they even imitate her!

>Some don't quite understand the full extent of such an act, but others will try to extort information out of you towards our destruction! Don't fall for it - support the real D.Va!

Kek

McCree was some punk that gets picked up by Reyes and makes him part of Blackwatch though.

>Morrison's angry senpai
Actually Morrison went on to outrank him and even when Reyes was leader everybody agreed Morrison was who made Overwatch keep on truckin'.

Who cares. she acute

Fuck me I wish they didn't have the open beta because I just want to play it now

actually he's damp

>that one guy who's RPing her as "Apparent Age: 16" with a cock
good taste

must be because I'm so wet

I found this short of Reaper's origin story, I wonder why it's not on the official channel?

youtube.com/watch?v=-HfPAqRq_vo

I haven't seen oversaturation of this caliber since LoLshit

Wah
What are we going to do on the point

*BAMF*

Reposting here because I spent too long getting myself going.

D.Va is for sexualizing.
D.Va has the perfect body of a young, sexually frustrated teen eager for romance while her feminine instincts urge her to become pregnant.
D.Va is for eager conversations on her stream chat and gradual transitions to private PMs where you flirt and discuss your shared interests.
D.Va is for dating, meeting up in her casual disguise so you can both go undisturbed. For holding hands and stealing a kiss to leave her blushing and flustered.
D.Va is for being lovers, watching her game from behind while you tweak her perky chest and massage her shoulders, or get horny and distract her by sliding your thick cock down the small of her back and in between her plump ass cheeks.
D.Va is for fervent fucking, rolling around in the sheets while you try to pin her down and thrust to kiss her womb. For letting her moan and suck on your fingers while you lick her pussy to orgasm.
D.Va is for being dominated, for having your new mistress demand respect while you watch her enjoy controlling you. For being teased to the brink and forced repeatedly to hold it in or be punished.
D.Va is for loving, for handholding while she leglocks you to stay inside. For playful glances as she traces the outline of your cock first with her tiny hands and then with her tongue.
D.Va is for teasing, for pretending to be more interested in other women 8th public to see her jealous. For sitting her on your lap and watching her squirm as your hard cock presses her anus but doesn't penetrate while you play with her clit and suck on her neck.
D.Va is for building a family, for abandoning her skinsuit and putting on casual clothes as her stomach bulge grows, for being told you made her truly happy as she gives birth to your child. For teaching your new child to game together and truly finding happiness.

D.Va isn't even my favorite character

>no gays/traps allowed

Aw, babe, don't be like that!

underrated post

Junkrat's probably never even talked to a woman.

POST'EM LADS

>tfw this game is so shit to play at 60 fps
it's not even that the framerate is lower, blizzard does some gay shit that adds input lag to everything to make it appear smoother

How is Winston so Veeky Forums if he lives like an average /g/entooman and consumes peanut butter every day?

10/10
I could hear his thick japanese accent.

Do you think that they'll improve the POTG algorithm for release?