/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log

>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde & Yokai Watch Collab Preview
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

>Previously on avatars general:

xth for rip chemo

I am a shitposter without a name
I shitpost not for fortune nor fame
I shitpost for those without voice,
and those silent by choice

All the (You)s I receive
are for them you best believe
for those afraid to post face
for those who can't even post their race

My (You)s are for you
You don't need to be an avatarfag too
Though this path I lead may not be elegant
I will become the hero of the irrelevant

I am a shitposter without a name.

Who is shelling out their red scrips right now?
Also xth for chilling on Mateus~

xth for give me your money!

cute femboy

This thread needs more shirou

you two are so cute together

real lizard hours

xth for gay dads

>tfw you eliminated vjera and chemo

Who should I eliminate next?

no
give ME your money

cute but cuter as a squid

me

as in wish me goodnight

Awena Marette

...

cute

you should try a different yukata some time though

Who? Sorry, I only eliminate actual threats.

Is that really you?

What's in it for me?

goodnight

sleep well

give me your money so i can then give it to you

because i have no money

ugly

i can't agree more

that's impossible because i'm the one who eliminated vjera!

goodnight shantae

I wanna wake up with you in my

beautiful morningggg

i like the hime cut

i don't have one

no just give me the money

hey do you still love ninii

ugly

don't do this to me..

How couldn't you?

>i don't have one

pay up goy

you want to look cute right

Can I have the bussy? Real question

what means this word, this "love"?

wtf is a bussy?
is that what people call the 2 people mount taxi service?

how could anyone anyone ever think posting this pic online was a good idea

But young metro dont trust you

Is who me?

i just blew my money buying my friend a whole load of shit, i don't wanna buy dumb stuff for this game atm

You're cute too~
Behemoth 2 seater when

do you still want yo fug ninii after seeing

i want to do lewd things to this cat

Ninii also posts pics of himself wearing gauges. Yes you heard that right. He's a trainwreck.

Which c@ here would be the wildest in bed?

Cram those fingers in my asshole and suck me off.

*sigh*

do I really have to gift you one

Byooki

is that friend...... vjera?!

have u been webbed

>i like the hime cut

/thumbsup

how new

in case you are new i guess it can't be helped

it's B'nhaka Vhis

me, reigning pillowfight champion ten years running

Oook

if you wanna see me in stuff right /now/ then yea
i just don't wanna be in a spot where i don't have enough money for travel / food

Brap brap wew.

its good

you're the laughing stock of the entire general right next to paks

why even bother anymore dude

I hope you're not feeling badly.

suffocate me with a pillow

stop

ugly

...

Absolutely, as long as I get paid and you don't waste my time with bullshit.

I am...

stop what? telling people the truth?

no

Looks terrible on you. You look like my penis after 30 miles of cycling in the russian winter

>as long as I get paid

Need some lizard MCH caps. Gotta have dem creative juices flowing again.

>female character
>bussy
stop this meme NOW

a wise man once said "it ain't trickin if you got it"
a wiser man once said "sell that pussy to me, i'd rather buy it baby"

these are words to live by

ok

>femroe posts dwindling
>elezen posts dwindling
This road is fraught with despair.
But I'll not crack.

melt down

shutdown

>elezen posts dwindling
Some of them just don't post without a reason to do so.

Nobody would care if you dissapeared.

you'll have to pay me

>Tried making a Midlander female
>Think it looks okay in cc
>Load up in Limsa and instead look like a soulless fuckdoll with a vapid look on my face

I fucked up

I'm broke! I need to make gil somehow!

tfw no sugar daddy

The art is supposed to look bad to make it more funny and less depressing

On. The. Lips.

When is that Dark Souls thing coming out?

>Load up in Limsa and instead look like every midlander in existence

>without a reason
Someone will always want to see your gorgeous character. That's the only reason I come to Veeky Forums: pretty pi'tures.

3.35

cheers

sometimes lighting is just terrible. there are a few options in the lower right to see how your character will look in different settings, though

Nobody would care if you died.

...

>Someone will always want to see your gorgeous character
That's not a reason.

yeah, i took my screenshot in that exact same area. it's awful

It hurts to look at.

I tried that and I thought the Limsa/Shroud lighting were okay. My skincolor was way off, though.

>Think it looks okay
Yeah, so did the other three hundred-thousand Midlander females using the same fucking dead face.

well she will suck your dick and let you breed her she did it for me for 10k

>tfw the only midlander that doesnt use face 1 or 5

did you try the day/night settings? i dunno. i hope at least this was a new character and not a fantasia

;_;

Yeah it's an alt on another server, was going to use a fanta on my main. The voices are really bad and the run is really dumb too.

>this dead ass stare

Why?

>tfw you eb your waifu

Even though I think I'd prefer the HA battleaxe I still think I did good with this glam?
Any other alternative axes you'd suggest?

>literally liora

>MIQO'TE
>(continuing)
>Get me out of here.

>"DOCTOR"
>Where do you want to go?

>MIQO'TE
>Take me home.

>"DOCTOR"
>Home?
>(they all laugh)
>This is your home. You're dead.

>MIQO'TE
>Dead? No. I just hurt my back. I'm
not dead.

>"DOCTOR"
>What are you then?

>MIQO'TE
>I'm alive.

>"DOCTOR"
>Then what are you doing here?

>MIQO'TE
>I don't know. I don't know.
(she struggles like an
animal)
>This isn't happening.

>"DOCTOR"
>What isn't happening?

>MIQO'TE
>Let me out of here!

>"DOCTOR"
>There is no out of here. You've been
killed. Don't you remember?

>A "DOCTOR" approaches MIQO'TE. As he turns, we notice with
horror that he has no eyes or eye sockets. He extracts a
long needle from his belt and positions it over MIQO'TE's
head. Like a divining rod it locates a particular point near
the crown of his head. With a powerful thrust the "DOCTOR"
shoves the needle into MIQO'TE's skull and pushes it slowly
into her brain. MIQO'TE howls.

Not saying your Miqo'te is bad, she's cute, but the lighting makes her look like she's thinking something like this. Or at least this is what it made me think of.

>catboys are perfect femdom material
>all art of them is gay

>fucked up the green text

It looked right in the post window...

voices are horrible for midlanders, you either get really girly childlike voices or you pick a more grown up one and get a bunch of manly combat noises