/ink/ - Splatoon General

fuck off race traitor

>Octofags taking advantage of the chaos to push their atrocious agenda
Jesus Christ
Fuck off

>A world without shitposters
But here you are

Poor hotdog Marie.

today's memamemme looks like he would guard his bamboozler mk ii (type 14 bamboo gun - 2)!
the type 14 bit is a reference to the nambu pistol type 14, an incredibly popular japanese handgun during the world war 2 era! a very out-of-audience reference... but bamboozler is a bit of a silly name, too.
anyway, tako-chan seems to have taken a liking to the thing. perhaps they would like to try firing it? hey, how do you use this thing anyway? there isn't even a trigger...

probably by pumping the hand like one of those pool toys

Does this hotdog also have a perfect cylinder of meat?

I think it's like a squirt stick, where you'd pull the handle at the back before pushing back it in to force the water/ink out.

hm, a little juvenile, but i would suppose definitely effective! they'd be a little hard to load, back in the day, though. i wonder what rudimentary ink tanks were like?

>Lettuce on a hotdog
Yeah poor Marie
Imperfect cylinder of meat

user doing gods work and keeping callie as the OP

Maybe it's just relish?

Callie is alright but I chose it for the little Maries

Alpha Wins!

seems like far too much, at least they didn't add ketchup, so the cylinder of meat isn't completely ruined.

Anal with Callie!

Is there a site for this?

tell me there's a program and you aren't shitting these out by hand
props if you are though

Looking at how frilly the green stuff is it's definitely lettuce.

But I'm sorry,
>Hotdog without ketchup
U wot

It's randomly generated using each threads post number as a seed.

>rapid blaster pro
>losing
bravo's got this. faggot

/ink/ - Veeky Forums general

ketchup is not for hot dogs
it's for burgers and even that's a stretch
that was the least helpful answer you could have possibly given

Please let this be a strictly Splatoon thread. All drawanons welcome. It's a Splatoon general with Splatoon related posts. Don't listen to the /nintyg/ faggots.

>ketchup on a guessed hotdog
kindly kill yourself

What backwater world do you live in when you don't put tomato fucking sauce on a hotdog?
I've heard of people not liking mustard but that's ridiculous.

>ruining a perfectly good meat cylinder with that sugary garbage
ketchup is good if you don't like the taste of what you are eating.

muh dick

Do you really have that much of a sweet tooth that you need to sugar your hotdogs?

obviously, but laying out the weapons/gear on an image, is there a program or site for that

Cows can't talk

That's the least helpful answer you could have possibly been given.

Tomatoes aren't cake frosting bro. They're tangy.

Ketchup is sweet af bro

i wonder if callie and marie are going to dress up for this splatfest? no ones thought about it yet. will we get dress callie and hotdog marie on the truck?????

>Tomato sauce
>Barbecue sauce
>Drizzle of mustard
>Fried onions
If your hotdogs are any different you're doing them wrong.

The discussion is about ketchup, retard. You're talking about ketchup.

Are tomato sauce and ketchup different things all of a sudden?

Really doubtful. They'd have to patch in whole new costumes for one quirk. It would've been awesome though.

It's a local webpage I did for fun. Not a public site anywhere though.

It's evolved over the year.
It used to be a google spreadsheet.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DDdMOha8bDZUJEdHHk6wYZv5KLEn6tBB4NaHCoE-Q1s/edit?usp=sharing

It can use any text as a seed. I just figured I'd use the OP's post number.

There's the /ink/ we all know and love.

YES YOU RETARD

Arguing about food, yes.

Remember the Pro-Pineapple vs Anti-Pineapple Splatfest?

Hi are we playing Mario kart or just being art critics tonight?

Not that I'd ever heard of. The more you know I suppose.

No because no one cares about EU splatfests.

goddamn i remember when that popped up a while back

Beautiful isn't it?

Art tonight, try again later.

Oh, there were arguments on all sides alright.

LOL!

This is one of the best images to come out of /ink/. Or be made for /ink/, whichever.

hot dogs you fucking dummy

ok question time you fucks

>all specials get a second effect

WHAT HAPPENS?!!??

looks like you got an upside down 'i'.

we back boys

Checked.
Now what the hell do you mean?

i don't get it

>killer wail gets a bounce effect while aiming at a wall

imagine that shit in port

Yep, it's been awhile.

Are you Australian? In America we use tangy tomato sauce for pasta and we use really sweet tomato sauce (ketchup) for fries and burgs

I will fight for Fancy Woomies honor!

Correct mate. As far as I know it's all the same here.

Inkzooka gets explosive effect like blasters
Kraken gets a double jump
bombrush gets callie song and paints a trail when thrown

on

you can share kraken

Her legs are like 3x the length of her arms. She's some fucking giant

Same

Rocket Jumping with Blasters when

Unless it's Callie's cover of Metalopod it does not match the brutal power of a Bomb Rush.

clearly wearing platform shoes for her napoleon complex

Didn't know any women had that

Oh... Sorry for the confusion. American ketchup tastes horrible on most things, but I suppose Australian ketchup might taste batter.

Bomb rush is tossing rose petals of joy user

bomb rushes now cycle between all types of bombs

WRONG. Bomb Rush is an unholy shower of ink and death and explosions.

echolocator now add a disruptor effect to the mix

Have you heard callie's single?

A map-wide Disruptor that lasts one second would be pretty damn cool. Great to just halt every enemy for a moment.

goodnight callie
i love you

Bubbler makes you immune to enemy ink, like a more effective 5-second Ink Resistance

Yes. Most inappropriate title of all time.
Alternatively it's in reference to a 'Bomb Rush of love' or something, considering the Heartbeat part.

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>Callie
>Single
Lol no.

...

I'm starting to think the Octoposter actually has a crush on you.

Nighty night

Look at how small her hand is compared to her head. I will call her the trumpette octopus.

I'd ship it

>2 maps in the rotation
>end up playing the worst of the 2 for most of the time
What a horrible feeling

what a truly terrible idea.

stop posting tia.