/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

>fix sleep schedule by going to sleep at 9 pm yesterday
>get out of bed at 5 am unable to sleep any more
>it's 7 pm and i'm already dead tired
when does the suffering end

there's nothing wrong with shorts. feels good on a breezy spring day.

literally who care the post

i bet you if i attached an image of an anime girl i would have gotten like 3 instant replies

>get a new mouse
>wrist starts hurting
my wrist will just get stronger, r-right?

who kare...

>??? ??? ????? ?? ???? ?? ??????

Literally who tf care?

>get a new mouse
>wrist starts hurting
my wrist will just get stronger, r-right?

someone wear my boipuzzii as a pinky ring already!

i want to wear it like a bracelet~

>the future of CS

>tfw no cute anime bf to pub with till i get rank 3

;w;

h-hi

but does that mean you'll leave me when you do reach rank 3?

n-no i wouldn't!

then we would matchmake and stuff together :3

okay then post your id and i'll add you

fucking faggots get the FUCK OUT!

y-you post yours >/////

i'm too shy and besides, some people who post here might recognize me and i don't want to get bullied ;_;

wtf is this

h-here goes nothing ;w; id/nyanstep

Do people actually get banned through Overwatch? I get accused at least once a day and I'm kind of worried about a community of retards getting to judge my games and get me banned just for being good.

I've put in work to crush these shitheads, can they really just turn around and get me banned?

Shaq filiming something for Eleague

What mouse grip works best for you?

Wrist on the pad versus wrist in the air? Whats your rank?

They cant silver baby

Haha tooootally dude

Found a girl with 200 comp wins still in Silver 1.

How is that even possible?

this

>be bad
>never get good

I'm gonna wear it like a helmet

is it just me or is smithzz really cute?

sweet

tiger style.

hands up. supreme elite plat

Holy fuck when will Steel shut the fuck up about Overwatch, I'm about to drop this jew kid

>Steel

Literlee who?

Haha nooooproblem neck yourself my dude! :)

>using magog as a dumping ground for your stupid mongoloid tier questions

This general is for shitposting, gayposting, rampant fanboyism, stroking, chinese cartoons, posting random song lyrics, and forcing memes.

Take your faggatory b2reddit

okay

>tfw I will never get called a faggot by an american-arabian manlet

faggot

>stroking
w-what kind of stroking?

deez nuts

Guys I know how to fix VP

-Taz
-Neo
-Byali
-Pasha

+me
+3 randoms

my asshole thanks you for this meal~ :3

damn. got me :c

-Taz
-Neo
-Byali
-Pasha
-Hazed

+LILMAN
+LILMAN
+LILMAN
+LILMAN

>fix sleep schedule by going to sleep at 9 pm yesterday
>get out of bed at 5 am unable to sleep any more
>it's 7 pm and i'm already dead tired
when does the suffering end

Who tf care....

sounds like SOMEONE needs a cuddle buddie

here's that 3rd reply you were predicting

>tfw people keep stopping my suicide attempts
>tfw just want the suffering to end but they keep me alive just to torment me

>tfw i wasnt even the OP
heh

>stealing my story

what a fag

>
heh

moe literally autobets constantly on that diamond site with a little ticker. this is disgusting and i am #notsupportingdegeneracy

is moe good again?

stop talking about moe

thank goodness steel is back

>watching bad streams
WHENS DAY ZED?

are you retarded? steel > dazed

Ocean > Dazed > Moe >>>>> Steel

people actually watch ocean?

>ocean
stop shitposting

...

I need a bf pls respond

Help, I think I fell in love with a small-time female streamer

hi post id

who big money here

BudStar BudBlast BudStar

hltv.org/blog/11819-why-is-it-mostly-only-western-countries-that-allow-gay-marriage

lilman lilman lilman dat boi up to somethin WEW

OUR GUY DAZED IS GO

...

rate my hot clutch

youtube.com/watch?v=Y4NKYykTjtY

Dust2/10

ANIME MAKES YOU BETTER XD

CUTE BOYS LOL xd
meme rap makes you better@@@###@!!!
IRONIC vac! LOL :)

This is the most average clutch I've ever seen 9/10

Wow that was really funny hahaha i am actually laughing not pretending i cant believe how funny that was i cant wait to tell others about this because it was just that funny in fact i this might be one of if not the funniest thing ive ever read i did you think this up by yourself oh man this is just that funny that i honestly cannot imagine that a single person thought this up this post is an example of comic genius that could only have been created by a room full of americas no the worlds top comics from every form of comedy for the life of me i hope i never see another post this hilarious because i will almost certainly die of laughter like god as my witness you deserve a nobel prize for just how funny this post is i think if we showed this to palestinians and israelis they would lay down their arms and just lol out loud at this comedic masterpiece

what's that suppose to mean, queer?

this guy gets it

omg thanks

I literally had a cooler clutch in a casual game last night

That's not funny

Holy shit this thread is cancerous as fuck, what is wrong with you guys? Is this how you want to spend your time, shitposting behind multiple layers of irony, pretending to be retards? Someone makes an actual post about CS:GO and it gets shitposted on. Bunch of pathetic weaboo subhuman retards that will never accomplish anything in life in here. Make sure to use in-vitro fertilization if you ever plan on having kids, so they don't get infected with your defective genes (not that you guys ever will procreate, or be in a relationship for that matter).

will Dennou Coil make me better at anime or is it a skipperuni?

Is there anything more infuriating than seeing Silvers/Novas with $500 knives?

all anime fans are cheaters

>tfw not even ranked and i have a couple of knives
only $300 value total though

seeing people make posts about silvers/novas with $500 knives in a counter-strike: global offensive thread on a korean rock climbing forum

You flash out of upper tuns into B and see this. What do?

report it and see it vac'd in a month