Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

"I miss him..." Edition

Patch Notes:
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>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde & Yokai Watch Collab Preview
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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>Previously on /xivg/:

Remember to be a douchebag to everyone you know and even to those whom you hold dear!

>tfw the crush finally noticed you

so how was your day xivg

thanks moni

new player here, is there a tank version of the Brand-new gear set you get from the novice training?

what is crushes initials, or first name ?

last word, idiot??

>tfw your crush will never notice you

uhh, yeah, just this...

look out behind you!

naka bp

bussy...

Heh... that's just a shadow clone.
IDIOT.

stop this shit, it is not even funny

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allme

Xth for Mateus~
Come chat for a little~

There should be, yeah.

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I would need a reference pic and a pic of what you want me to make a doodle of her doing.

Of who doing what. I need references. I think if I start doing these though I might have too many people asking me to do ones to keep up with it all. I had to do this on a mouse so it wasn't like if I was drawing with a writing/drawing utensil of some kind. Doodling with a mouse is awkward feeling.

you on steam?

keanu looks sad

don't draw mado. sadelezen will just draw a diaper on it

he needs your love user

Making an ebin tier list and need ideas. Please assist.

if i come relax on mateus do i get some fuqk

I don't know, just whenever you see a screenshot you like do a doodle. If you ask for it then you'll be completely inundated in requests.

Hey

Make a dating menu for everybody

Post a man pretending to be a woman who inadvertently looks as if he is cosplaying as that gorilla.

In other words, a self-portrait.

What's your range? SSS down to D?

Which ebins do you have so far?

What is fuqk?

some fug

It's time, post those catboys.

frug*

It's the most uttered last word of people who are starting to fall down stairs.

What is fug and frug?

Dating sim personalities + characters, not an actual game, though. Option for cute boys, cute girls, and trannies. (If you're into that.)

hello i would wish to know how the Midan Coat of Aiming dyes

maybe a strong player in this thread that has cleared The Burden of the Son (Savage) could help me out
ty

some fak

THE XIV EBIN POWER RANKINGS v0.1

>GODKING TIER
Putt
Chemo

>GOD TIER
P'roci
Abe
Ippiki/Berke
Vjera
Harpuia

>HIGH TIER
Mado
Ada
Swabs/El Suavador
Shirou
Awena
Stratos
F'telor
Spiderc@/B'nhaka
Shyvana/Bruce
Guffy
Naka
F'wha

>MID TIER
Kiki
Briah
Kumfi
Anzu
Neko
Moni
Akryn
Egyptc@
Faerie Roe
Seto
Frenchc@
Read
Pippy
Vic
Jaiba
Mataeus Cat
Mataeus Au Ra

>LOW TIER
Bis Koi
Asuna
Sunn
CG
Antivia
Ninii

My logic was that Puttel and Chemo are so ingrained in the general and either destroy it or are incapable of being eliminated. The god tier is reserved for the most infamous drama mongers. High tier is anyone who comes around a lot and is recognizable. Mid tier is most ebins. Low tier is literal whos and old ebins who have stopped playing/lurk. I also tried to give bonus points for people who can trigger a lesson.

Sure

This is obvious b8

this is accurate because they are ranked according to how much they shitpost

hi qt

could you do some lewds for me

>Mid Tier

PERFECT exactly where I needed to be

Oh, one other thing. I didn't rank within the tiers themselves. I just put down names as they popped into my head.

>tfw not even on the list

you forgot shana

If it's how much they shitpost it should be reversed, or the labels should be different.

Shitposters don't deserve to be labeled "god tier" they belong in "shit tier" if anything.

This is proof that these threads need to be deleted permanently, and all posters hardware banned.

>tfw not on the list even though i shitpost 50+ times per day because i only post as user

feels good

Post pictures so I can jerk off to your characters (female au'ras only)

is this a ruse or will i really get some fek
i dont even have a lot of those

Err what's fek?

It's that stuff you sometimes get under your fingernails.

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its the same thing as fuqk, fug, fak, and frug

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that dorky chipmunk smile is kinda cute

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it """"seeems""" that memeaika has once again sipped a beer. prepare for lewdposting and ironic discord name changes.

Are they all the same? I guess it'd be okay then since fak is okay.

>mid tier
I did it, Reddit.

best c@

post tummy

LEWDER

Tbh familia this mateus spam every single thread is annoying as fuck

From now on I will just report your posts. Fuck off.

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>announcing

It was only a matter of time before the Balmungamesh cartel decided to silence all opposition.

this is really bad bait i drink like 4 days a week and nobody notices usually
not drinking now though

yeah ill get on mateus for some furq and give a chemo samefag nuclear bunker in return

dont really have a lot

>compliment peoples glamours just because I like well put together looks
>all respond
>3 out of 5 respond inappropriately/flirty in return
i was just saying you look nice, i don't want to fug

>No paks
Okay paks

these cats are too cute

TOO CUTE

IM HAVING A MElLLLtTDO00WNNnn

everyone has

LEWDER

You and me together.

>A group of pixels on a screen is bothering you
literally look away haha

Are the mid tiers the best tier?

how long was your last ban? a week? lets do it again!

literally not on the list tier is best tier

FIRST REVISION

THE XIV EBIN POWER RANKINGS v0.2

>GODKING TIER
Putt
Chemo

>GOD TIER
P'roci
Abe
Ippiki/Berke
Vjera
Harpuia

>HIGH TIER
Mado
Ada
Swabs/El Suavador
Shirou
Awena
Stratos
F'telor
Spiderc@/B'nhaka
Shyvana/Bruce
Guffy
Naka
F'wha
Shana
Godspeed
Valsi
Red
Rheia/BGC@
Elk
Brahms
Sandc@
Paks
Zani
Sera

>MID TIER
K'iki
Briah
Kumfi
Anzu
Neko
Moni
Akryn
Egyptc@
Faerie Roe
Seto
Frenchc@
Read
Pippy
Vic
Jaiba
Mataeus Cat
Mataeus Au Ra
Sugi
Lewdlander
Mumu
Sayora
Koata
Banda
Rou
Rylai
Ruki
Aether/Riri
Nashu
JP

>LOW TIER
Bis Koi
Asuna
Sunn
CG
Antivia
Ninii
Ika
Tofu
Spiral Mountain

i havent been banned from posting in this thread in like a year
have another selfie because you're retarded

You got banned for a month for posting goldspam in /tosg/, you silly goose!

ugly

EU hours when, avatarfags and chemo going to sleep when, bench crew fucking off when, new janitors when.

>141895981
>141895076
>being this autistic
>spending this much time remembering and recording the names of randos on the internet

The janitors walk among us. Things can only get worse from here.

spiral mountain is cool

*presents*

anyone down for that suicide pact yet

or maybe fuck until we merge into a chimera, a mythical beast of penis and vagina eternally fused, with two pairs of eyes that look only at each other, and lips ever touching, with one voice that whispers to itself

Hey I'm on the list now.

yeah but i meant from posts in these threads specifically even though i dont post in other generals much at all

it's almost as if... i barely post.....

ugly

Were you coming to visit?

Futa?

That's not a chimera. Don't defile a majestic mythical beast with your base vulgarities, filth.

Mfw not on the list even though each of my shit posts generates atleast 5 yous.

Feels Gr8 man

IT WOULD MMMMMMM SEEEEEEEMMMMM THAT THE MEME IS BORED

you're cute