/utg/ - Undertale General

I think I'm losing the power to stay awake.

sans and family

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Any new spicy goats?

good night /utg/

Good heavens.

dworven's mettaton is dangerously cute

Sleep well.

Goodnight cutie

dont do that
do you think theyre actually related?

Dadster!

newcomers actually shouldn't really be browsing these threads

the spoilers are crazy

Yes.

How do you think /utg/ will die

Will it be a very slow process, where threads drag out longer and longer before no longer being made at all, or will it be a sudden thing where the mods get sick of our shit and just start deleting new threads on sight

just personal preference. i prefer stuff with a single subject for ops

I need to find more of their mettaton if they have any

Please, don't.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvbNs7WSII
???

I'd prefer the latter, and if it starts being the former I'd be happy to try make it the latter!

My headcanon is that Gaster created Sans and Papyrus, but it's just a headcanon.

Best dad.

Either way, this thread will probably be gone before christmas.

That's not spicy, that's just edgegote.

Holy Fuck I'm so cold right now, I hate winter
give me bad puns

I wasn't implying anything lewd, user!

what the fuck

So you live in the southern hemisphere?
That's pretty cool.

hey thats what i like to think too! ...are you stealing my ideas? i specifically said donut steel
user pls

It is cool.
Because it's winter.

all the sans! and papyrus!

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>one of the gook artist nuked his twitter.
Fuck.

Urhg. Okay. Let's not have a thread like last time. Where is Woshua and/or the Batter when you need them?

Yes. That was the joke.

there's only one of each though user, see?

Oh, brothers and sisters! Praise _______!

Awful.
I love it.
#thatsthejoke

Gote.

I seriously don't know what I did wrong?

Only real Sans and Papyrus!

Right here.

You called?
The pure

sticking to the classics, are we?

Satan.

The virginal pelvis of the Purest Skeleton!

That's the worst sans, worse then snas and cannon sans.

Blatant fannon shit as to how they see the brothers in the normal AU.
>pap smokes and is super cool smooth
>sans is a child 100% rape bait child.

you dont manhandle the brothers and the skeleton you posted wasn't wearing any clothes you madman
i dont know what you mean, those are the only two bone bros that exist

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>still no girls with dicks in thread
good for you /utg/

The slutty pelvis of the Sluttiest Skeleton!

You could have just asked, user

Undyne manhandles them platonically and friendly. Well, maybe not that friendly towards Sans but the worst that could happen to him is losing a slipper.
And maybe the skeleton had pants? Who is lewd now? #freetherib

>there's a cool character written who is a bit of a manchild but is a cool friend and has golden heart
>let's change him to our favorite character plus looking like a literal child so he doesn't look like a weirdo
no.

Pretty sure that asshole got banned.

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I still enjoy fanart of him though. I like the context

>implying variety of the classic is a bad

you miss out on a lot of cool art, bud

Post undertale pictures that make you laugh.

Also, why is Geno Sans not wearing a shirt? Are his ribs less lewd?

The pics are still there.

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ehe ehe

the fish is pretty nice despite trying to literally murder me and i do walk around shirtless often so i guess you got me there too
im fine with missing out on art of a character that doesnt exist tbqh
im honestly confused because i dont sexualize bones

Those Jannies better wake up soon.

take this pap back to the nightmare it came from please

The sound of humming

those are some fluffy ears

The sound of Asgore getting punched.

yes

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sans

>everys single fucking tim

here

suggestive talk like this could put me back on the track to lewding momgoat

Miaou~

Meow.

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Oh golly, oh geez.

imgur.com/a/IHatq
They're all SFW

Piss

go on

Does anyone have the comic where Gaster made Sans' blasters turn against him?

Every time.

I know, I recognize your filenames. I was just protesting against your claim I do (and I do but wasn't at the moment you accused me of it).

This shit made me sincerely laugh more than one time.

Pissing on anons!
Having them lick up whatever they didn't swallow off the floor!

okay but are you an undertale

I can get into this if so

>you will never be a cute goat

Holy shit that ending got me.

I'll be whatever you want me to be.

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I'm gonna leave this goat here.
Don't give it any souls or it will become a female.

I suggest that you give the souls to his sibling (the Edge Goat)

What goat?

Huh. Invisible goats.

Forgot Pic

Talk about a standoff.

That Sans looks like catfucker's edit. The whole collection looks carfucker's style.