/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Soulsborne General

Guts
Shrek____
Donkey
Captain Falcon
George Costanza

buy upgrade material

Because FUGS is in game and is basically DBS

Griffith

Conan the barbarian

10/10 xD

Fume UGS is the DBS of the DaS universe.

it's my default fuck you spell

I've already got 99 of all of them

Have you used them on every weapon you can? Can't think of anything else you can do with them.

If you're on PS4, would you backup your save and drop me a bunch of stuff?

I wanted to max strength and just sort of have the sorceries along for the ride: homing soulmass for free poise damage because I'm wielding a wooden hammer which has garbage base damage and great magic weapon for character flavor.

I guess I wouldn't mind investing enough to see the magic have some remote effect, but the most of it is going into hammer since Heavy infusion scales A with strength while the Crystal infusion only scales B with magic (and magic resistance can be a problem too).

Fume is a lot uglier, let's be honest. DBS with a burnt black crust.

Kenshiro
Lusty argonian maid
FF Dragoon
You kno' nuthin' John Snooo-
Butcher from Diablo

>Big booty
>Carla

GONNA NEED THAT SAUCE

Cohen the barbarian. Make a wrinkled old geezer, proceed to rek fools.

Gonna start playing DSIII for the first time, haven't played a souls before.

Knight, cleric or deprived? I like the look of the knight, miracles seem fun and deprived seems like fun since anything I pick up will be an upgrade and then just seem how things turn out when I have no pre existing plan.

Will be playing coop with a friend as much as possible so we can fuck around and get each other killed over and over again.

leave now
don't read anything
just do what you like, the game isn't very hard

come back when you finished DaS3, DaS and maybe DaS2 that way

I like this, but it'd be pretty bland, just a semi naked guy in loincloth and a small great sword

>where you dont understand that context is very easily misinterpreted

If only there was a function that allowed you to follow a conversation by clicking on the post number being replied to.

Nothing about this can be misinterpreted except by catatonic retards which you so very much embody.

scasblog.tumblr.com

He posts here sometimes.

Starting classes are just that, determining what stats/gear you start out with. As you level up you can turn your character into basically any kind of build you want. That said, Knight is a pretty solid choice for a first playthrough, as it has decent stats for any kind of build and good gear that can carry you well through the beginning of the game on its own.

80% of the weapons in this game are horseshit

only get like 7 slabs per run anyway

I'm gonna need that without shieldshittery.

pick knight it's one of the best starter classes

make sure to try out more than your straight sword, it's very easy to grow dependant on it.

Don't come back, exploring DaS3 for the first time is a magical thing.

Whatever you want. Starting class is simply starting equipment and stats, beyond that, you're allowed to increase whatever stats you want, and use whatever equipment you want.
Have fun.

I just turned on DaS2 and it runs at 60 fps and never changes at all.

In DaS3 I can put my settings all to low and I STILL wont run at 60 fps consistently. Its constantly jumping between 53 and 60. What the fuck is going on, my rig isnt even that old

This is great.

and an axe and a shield, and some head strap, probably pyromancer's

>so we can fuck around and get each other killed over and over again.
SCOURE the undead settlement for a covenant
it is perfect for what you want to do with your friend
get the covenant on both of you before the boss is defeated. if you give up finding it yourself, look up mound makers.

more spoiler than i'd like to give, but it's literally exactly what you want for fucking around with each other. otherwise,

True, but there's no reason to have 99 in all upgrade materials and not use them. Can always mess around with +9 or +4 weapons while dressing like NPCs or something. Perhaps just bang them all in to shields.

Knight Armor seems to be literally the best Knight armor in the series

>Beats out nameless (Obviously)
>Even beats out Elite Knight set

It's great.

Hybrids are not welcome in this game.
If you must, get 15 faith. That gets you cheat death, replenishment, blessed weapon, force, magic barrier, and the poison pyromancies.

Yuria is best waifu

I'm weighing up using the Profaned Greatsword, or Lorian's Greatsword.
What are the pros and cons of either sword?

>17 fucking twinks to give a shield +5 stab

I think not

Darkmoon fixed yet

>scasblog.tumblr.com

Time to rip my dick off

Ups stability, what else you going to do with your souls at this point?

Try Garrett from thief. Or Raphael from soulcalibur

I get summons, I don't know why you memers are lying about it.

tell me about it m8

What's the weirdest shit in DaS3?

meant to quote you with

Cursed tree boss, literally just have to attack his pus filled ball sacks. Beautiful.

>Karla
I love that Karla is pretty much an exact clone of Yuria from DeS. I missed people making new porn of her.

fall down a hole and get rid of them

GARGOYLE
FLAMe
SPEARUS
FAGGOT!!!!

man I almost had forgotten how good BB looked until I decided to play it again during DaS3 maintenance.

>no pickle-pee

heresy

Those fucking centipedes in Itrhyll. As an enemy they weren't terrbile but they looked fucking weird.

x60 is a pretty low tier card, and the 700 series is pretty old, it's probably just a question of raw gpu power, ds3 is a lot more graphically intensive then ds2.

Except Karla isn't so ugly

Can you not turn in double ears and tongues?

When I do my turn ins they don't disappear. If you can't turn them in, what good are they?

Man, DaS3's monster design looks so tame compared to BB's.

Karla has a better voice

Best faith weapon?
I heard about DGSA and the swordspear, is that all?

read the description

Was pure bladestone as bad as people say or is it just a meme at this point?
Was it as bad as ear farming?
Could you explain using a DaS1/2/3 example how bad it was?

>those fucking shorts
Is this a joke?

Karla is certainly something.

>Implying Aldrich is dead
>Implying he isn't dark fantasy-Majin Buu that can regenerate out of a single cell if you don't destroy him entirely

Or
OR
He's not dead because Lords of Cinder will keep coming back to life anyway, when their time comes

I don't understand, what is that red thing, why is he waving his hands around in the first frame

>imdb.com/name/nm0298780/?ref_=tt_cl_t6

>Demon's Souls (Video Game)
>Yuria the Witch

>Dark Souls III (Video Game)
>Karla

I wouldn't be surprised snuggly and pump a rum had same VA but pump sounds better

beef jerky

kek I didn't even play DeS that far, I just hoped it wasn't the same VA and posted that shit

DESTROYED

i'm stupid, thanks

>imdb.com/name/nm0298780/?ref_=tt_cl_t6
>Old Woman of Londor (voice)

Who?
Also so fromsoft takes actual actors to make the voices. Is that why they sound so good compared to other games?

>get 2 symbols of avarice from consecutive mimics without farming on one playthrough
>use 100 undead hunter charms with stacked item discovery gear on this playthrough
>nothing

fucking hell, if you kill all the mimics is the last one guaranteed to drop it?

Simulated dialogue:

>Yuria: You'll marry Anri
>Ashen One: (dismissive) She looks like bacon
>Yuria: There's a ring you can use to fix that
>Yuria: Look, I'm wearing it now, I'm normally a wrinkled hollow myself
>Ashen One: How about I marry you?

Ay goys, come donate some stuff on PS4 for early hanukkah up to +4/+8

The pilgrim that kidnaps your waifu I guess?

shes been locked up for centuries, she's seen some shit. give her a break.
Seriously though, what the fuck did Karla do? Did she commit a bunch of terrorist attacks or something?

Flesh. Beef jerkey.
She's like "Our Lord, marrige is cool, I guess."
And he's like "Bitch, you look like a corpse, no meat on ya bones!"
And she's like "This ring makes everything better.(also, doubles as a wedding ring, hinthint)"
And he's like "Satan guide my cock!"

my friend beat DeS and he didn't even know Yuria existed. He never saved her from the cell or heard about her until he looked everything up after I asked him what he thought of Biorr. He never saved him either...

you actually gave me autism with that post
fuck off

They probably just have really good voice directors

The Pilgrim who kidnaps Anri and gives you the Sword of Avowal.

It's all the sexual innuendos, clouding your judgement.

Well, yeah, Bloodborne is horror themed.

...

She's a "child of the abyss"
She may be like Nashandra, a shard of magnus or some shit

>I am also thine

SAY NO MORE

Play Lancer.

she used DANK MAGIC

which after DaS2 and DaS1 had such an ill reputation that it was banned.

In fact so few people know the original art of DANK magic, that the spells we use are mere imitations.

...

That's what the comic is implying, you shitlobster.

Fucking hate those things, they were the only enemy in bloodborne that made me actually feel disturbed.

She's a filthy hexer and a "heretical sorceress".

but reading it written out gave me cancer
it's like I was reading a bum tickley comic