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Riven is Best and Cutest Girl on League

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CASS
BUFFS
WHEN
?

xth for kys

>cassbuffs when
>I want to go swimming in lulu
>jhinposting
>I love Lissandra!

There, did I miss anything?

Noxian whore.

RIVEN IS CUTE

CUTE
U
T
E

first haha

Best girl.
Best body.
Best wife.

Syndra is my wife.

>VayneXVlad
>Armstrong tilted
>That one Lulu main who keeps posting the webms
>lolbab dota fans
>The guy looking to sleep with someone in every general
>WW paste bin

I think that covers it

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

>I want to hold hands with lu-

wait, thats not my line

name a worse feeling than losing an 80 minutes game becuase your support morgana decides its a good idea to sell her sightstone and pretend she's an ap carry by constantly flashing in to try to engage on the enemy team

>thresh doesnt know how to last hit with targons
>keeps costing me gold through the laning phase
>ends up raging and afking at random times because hes an autistic slav or some shit that cant speak english
>costs me my promos

>kata posting :3c

JUST

xth for loving best girl of resets more than imshit

SECOND
HOTFIX
WHEN
?

CASSIOPEIA STILL REMAINS AN UNPLAYABLE PIECE OF SHIT, HER WINRATE'S LITERALLY UNCHANGED SINCE THE HOTFIX. SHE DESPERATELY NEEDS A FOLLOWUP CHANGE IF RIOT EXPECTS ANYONE TO EVEN REMOTELY -CONSIDER- PLAYING THIS UTTER TRAINWRECK WITHOUT LOSING THEIR MIND

Dota has waifus, just not nearly as many or as much variety. As much as I like Dota, they dont have Yordle women, so League beats it in that category.

Tell me why I'm bronze...

Elo Hell is so real it's appalling.

Riven best girl
Riven posters best posters

If there was a set of skins that has a theme of "skater" (something like Tony Hawk to be exact), what 5 champs would go well with it?

Hard mode: No Taliyah

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> 80 minute game
You lost that by not carrying harder

i got 30 level, and have 5300 ip. should i start playing ranked? i don't know anything about runes
because normal is shit, and reporting system is not working in normal games

Every fucking game got waifus, just look in any other general and crt+f "waifu"

There is literally no reason for playing League except being twelve years old or being too much of a pussy to step out of your comfort zone and learn another game.

>elo hell
>normals

What are you gonna do with your life if Cass actually becomes balanced and playable, maybe even a contested pick against certain lineups? Ask when she's getting nerfed so she isnt as popular so you have her to yourself again?

does tony hawk pro skater 3 have waifus?

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You're bronze because you suck
your taskbar is also giving me cancer

Also Swainbros and Swainsistrers.

But otherwise spot on, the new and extremely fappable Vayne and Vlad lore can't come any sooner.

I need it.

>Tetris
>waifu

Dota doesnt have as many good waifus though. Its even arguably lacking husbandos because most of the people arent even human.
It does have SOPPING DOE CUNT though

Because even in a normals game, you don't go all in for team fights. You're like a crappier senator, only he usually has the most kills and assists, instead of just the least amount of deaths. Risk more

The only multiplayer game out there that has anywhere near the depth and variety that league does in terms of girls is Smite, and Smite is dogshit.

xth for waifus you want to trap and torture mentally and sexually~~

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How would i know, i never played it

So you are the twelve year old one

I want to hug Renekton and rub his back affectionately.

yeah I know
I was trying to play cautious and wait for picks while avoiding getting caught by the enemy fizz but the enemy teemo eventually got enough ap that shrooms would do 800ish damage so it was really tough to do a lot of things safely, especially without any of our own wards left since we were trying to sweep for shrooms and morgana wanted ap items instead of sightstone

Illaoi is cute.

Post detail stats so we can see your ultra low total damage and champ damage

g-guys

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

>Ekko
>Ezreal
>maybe Yasuo
uhhh

>swainbros & swainsisters
i don't even post that much :(

xth for Azir's theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=OBynYIxwWBs

I heard Lyte got fired. Can I get some context?

>wake up
>no Ahri

I want this nightmare to end.

Post Jhin.

But Syndra's ulti has to be capped at 7 balls because otherwise she'd be too strong :^)

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Lulu post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Veeky Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" pixel Pool Party Lulu, right? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Veeky Forums posting about an imaginary yordle girl. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Lulufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I want to go swimming in Lulu." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

hey katabros (including you guy that flamed me so hard)

how good is kat right now?
is she in a good state to play in mid?

just got warring kingdoms kat from chests
dem hips, holy shit

trundle's build sure is interesting

>I heard Lyte got fired.
you heard wrong

he left by himself

No he left to pursue his dream with his girlfriend's son

xth for Cute Vi

Cute Riven Edition

Nah, he "left" instead.

You know,
""""""left.""""""""

no one knows the full story

maybe Riot noticed that one of his recent decisions was causing player numbers to take a dip (no, I don't have proof of that this is just speculation) and they decided to gas him

imo most of the waifu/husbando bullcrap is made by the community because LoL has such a huge playerbase.

Also i am talking about a fucking game, gameplay and interface and shit. Playing a game purely because it has pretty girls is so pathetic, you can as well be playing japanese dating simulators.

>contests
>that guy posting porn webms
>cropped lewd posting
>doto shills
>xth for leona
I think we can close the thread.

objectively weak

objectively best girl so play her anyway into every matchup

You missed the best one.

HOL UP
-dabbles in time magicks-
YOU SAYIN
-comes up with new scientific theories-
ARE YOU SAYIN
-creates time traveling device-
YOU TRYIN TO SAY
-witnesses his friend die-
THAT WE SOME KIND OF
-goes back in time-
HOL UP

No one plays games "for the waifus", its just a meme and people who honestly claim otherwise make up a very small % is the population

Dota is just a worse game

In.

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there isn't enough fanart of him yet

Remember to farm your votes for day 6

[citation needed]

reddit please leave

just give me some sources or something, links and whatever we know on the subject

either way now that he's fucking gone we can see some improvement in this god forsaken game

I don't often see chrononigger posting at the start of a thread though.

I don't think he 'left' by his own. Riot possibly just told him that it was better for him to just leave than get fired. His projects didn't succeed as Dynamic Queue was a mere downgrade to what was before. I wouldn't be surprised if Riot told him that this game isn't really a social experiment for him.

Oh no, I don't clown fiesta like the rest of bronze!

You truly have shamed me.

Youre just gonna say "In"

>PEOPLE THAT TAKE TARGONS ON THRESH

JUST KYS

is this game still alive?

sold my account back in S3 or some shit should I reinstall

rango still good?

xth for RedditCopyPasta

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Check his fucking twitter then you mong

is this pasta

user I'm a busy man with a lot of shit to do in the day. If a game isn't willing to meet me halfway by giving me some kind of hook to give a shit about what's going on (ie cute busty girls) I'm not going to bother.

>incapable of finding information himself
nah, go ask your mom if she can google it for you

S on a Cow after so many tries. Also what about Urogt popping up recently. Is he viable after 6.9 ?

Of courshe

The original copy pasta was written in a Bane thread. But alright, newfag.

Because I'm the only one that posts it and i tend to get in to new threads late.

>half of his good fan art still comes from 2 meme artists

It's suffering. I want to see some more legit art, we haven't had that in a while.

jesus christ

Rengar was meta as fuck a while ago and got subsequently nerfed

He'll be back eventually- until then Kha is good now