Slablands/CoC General

>Loved CoC
>Oh boy Slablands sounds cool!
>50 fucking pages of autistic 'backstory' before you can do anything
>Start with some stupid boss that seems to instakill you for no reason, sending you back to the main menu to redo all the character creation

Whoever makes this garbage needs to learn the difference between telling a story and making someone read one. I couldn't give less of a shit about your fantasy world's history, I just want to fuck it's women.
Just tell me what I need to know and let me figure out the rest on my own, you know, like fucking CoC.

She's a qt right there.

This thread needs to stop dyin before I wake up

Girls with names after underwear for some reason.

extremely

Walk softly
And carry a big cock

oh man what do I do with all this free time

1-3 slablands
4-6 video games
7-9 workout
0 i mean drinking at 11:36 am isn't that bad

extremely angry honey hornet girl

Asshole ones

I do quite frequently but I have to sleep eventually.
Other girl I've seen her drawn with is cute too.

1-3 F I S H I N G
4-6 Finish Desert fox boy thingy maybe?
7-0 Video games I guess. I guess.

Holy shit without university my life has become even more meaningless. I guess I'll just study for classes next semester.

Needs more hair

pumping a harpies rump

Pump a rum

Pumping harpies full.

FANTASY NUKES

Highly skilled artifact identifier who figures out just what the heck that weird thing you brought back from that one place really is.

it's pretty good.

Varangians

So vikings?

jester girls

That sword is made for large hands.

cute boys with thick cocks and high libidos

Scarred lips

Scared hips

not to but in... but it get's me that "plump" is almost the same as "default".
I mean, I don't like land whales, but that's what I'd still call "normal".
Either way, cute and great character design

I think the only difference is about another inch or two of hips, that I noticed.

SPESS

Seriously guys. Stop scaring me.

I'm sorry user.

Muhreen

Self called nowhere

doin horror movs
Doomhole, on Cytube

if you had a wife im sure she would beat you like shin chans dad

moon bat girls

no

sun lion girls

Everyone loves snek, right?

Yes

Having Jesus Christ as ya nigga.

So?

I just wanted to talk about Eugen Sandow and Muscular Christianity. He's such a character.

What'd he do?

If you ever lifted free weights you have him to thank. He kicked off modern body building through his weird obsession with Greek statue's physique. Granted it's probably really outdated now, but for the time basically codified the way to get super buff while also being aesthetic. He wanted to become a Greek statue so he did. Also probably kicked off all the "strongmen" of the time. Maybe that one is just conjecture.

He had his dream and he reached it, respectable.

Where is the dycription key for the mgea link?

You don't need one?

How does that work?

Oh. I must have accidently added something to the link

An body made specifically for the use of nanomachines, capable of altering and repairing her at a microscopic level.

Of course.

Hiring on twin sisters as maids.

Finding out how many ways they're identical.

Pants are great, fuck shorts. Shorts are shit. When it's 100 outside I STILL WEAR PANTS FUCK YOU SHORTS.

>He wears pants

What are you, some kind of loser?
A real human lets their legs and their reproductive bits breath the sweet open air.

I would enjoy conducting this investigation.

>This is probably a good time to mention that I've been talking to Sapros about the idea of ant grills. We got some neat/cute ideas for them.
Nice. We need some ant girls

As would I. It would have to be a very in-depth investigation.

Hiring on twin sisters as maids and finding out one is a trap.

Hiring on twin sisters as maids and finding out one is a trap.

...

Hiring on twin sisters as maids, thinking one's a trap but being wrong.

MOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Hiring on twin sisters, but they're both traps. Literally everyone's traps.
When everyone's a trap, no one is.

Sucking cock at the local gloryhole when you see the most attractive dick in your life. Unfortunately by the time you've finished and stumbled out of the stall he's gone. Now you have to figure out how to find him again before he becomes the dick that got away.
Alternatively it could be the tastiest cum you've ever had so the PC has a good excuse for blowjob scenes w/ the guys instead of just pantsing them.

Here there

I never got passed that part of the game.

thinking you just kick off your socks/shorts/etc. in your sleep but you wake up unexpectedly to find a ghost pulling your shorts down to your ankles and the two of you stare silently at each other for a second before he chuckles nervously and sinks back down into the floorboards

skeletons

skeletons asking when you'll pay back your student loans

No

ghost girls

ok

Counter-ambushing a dark elf & both of you leaving satisfied.

She looks like she needs a good wrecking.

brain biscuits for zombie dogs

More of that lioness pastebin when

I'd bang her

Pizza is shit

Fact

government get out reeeeeeeeeeeee

They make pizzas without cheese, you know.

Some sort of

Loli battle machine

A shame.
She's like the best party member. Especially when she gets her upgrade.

Doesn't help

>You do a Terminator 2 thumbs up if you happen to die in lava in the new DOOM

kek

Nice touch.

Anti goverment frog girl

need more quests like that in Slablands

Who wouldn't?