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>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf backpack.tf tf2outpost.com trade.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me scrapwh.com
Betting: saloon.tf

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

Other urls found in this thread:

bazaar.tf/id/epicgirl1998
tf2outpost.com/user/76561198125327740
steamcommunity.com/id/zerathanx
steamcommunity.com/groups/YARRMATE
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f0/Demoman_dominationpyro04.wav?t=20100625230318
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

bazaar.tf/id/epicgirl1998

6s is the only competitive format and Highlander was a huge mistake from the get go

tf2outpost.com/user/76561198125327740

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a grueling hour later i reinstalled and now it works thanks valve

OH LOL NEVERMIND AHAHAH

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wat happin

same source error
reverifying

ugh

Post whatever.

why do you keep posting this it isn't funny or interesting

>still have to wait a week to get the airdog
fuck

What should I do with my key?

give it to me

raffle
or wait

Wait for what?

for the trade of your life

What could he possibly do with one key?

Mind explaining a bit more in detail? If it worked an hour ago it might be something running on your pc that wasn't running before

it didnt work an hour ago,after everything i tried failed i reinstalled,last time i played was 2 days ago and it was just fine

It's funny fuck you

youre not a girl

well now it works apparently
i did not do a single thing
i just went to get something to eat and there it is
uhm

um

youre welcome

thanks al ot dude
i appreciate it

both wrong

Computers are weird at times. I'm glad it's working for you.

ur life is wrong

We highlander posting now?

eric you fuck you fucking punk fix my game right now

Why do they call it highlander anyways? No one on the team is Scottish except for demoman

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE of each class

im a fucking b*nk

>highlander
please

steamcommunity.com/id/zerathanx
this piece of work called me a tryhard repeatedly for killing him on a valve hightower server yesterday and left in what i presume was a bout of impotent hormonal fury when i wouldnt let him get any epic battle medic kills
but now hes invited me to his steam group for people with the pirate hat
what did he mean by this

>VAC ban on record
lol
link the group pls

he wants you to fuck him

>Preferred Pronoun: Female
>Sex: Male
>Gender Identity: Transfemale
>Romantic Attraction: Female
>Sexual Attraction: Pansexual

>QUOTES BY XIRSELF IN THE MORE INFO BOX
I can't take this

steamcommunity.com/groups/YARRMATE

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f0/Demoman_dominationpyro04.wav?t=20100625230318

at last i truly see

I saw 26dollar in a koth_harvest pub yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to bother her and ask her to take screenshots with me or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken back, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and stuck her fingers down my throat. I tried to push her off, but she knocked me to the ground and sat on my chest.

She took her fingers out of my throat and started spitting on my face, she had so much spit I don't know how her mouth could produce so much. Before I knew it, my entire face was covered in saliva.

"Want a screenshot with me now, bitch?" she started screaming. "Want me to mge your butt hairs, faggot?"

She started punching me in the penis and screaming, "I'm a lesbian, you pig! I'll skull fuck you!"

She got up off of me and grabbed my legs; she started pulling me down the spawn room by my feet while yelling aimlessly about the taste of semen. Suddenly she dropped me and started taking off her shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra underneath, and her tits were right there in front of me. Then she grabbed a jar of jarate from the sniper next to her, opened the lid, and started pouring it all over her tits.

She went in to stomp my face, and it was then that I noticed she was barefoot, but she slipped on all the saliva. She ate shit and fell on me, her jarate covered tits smacked against my face.

"You like that, faggot?" she screeched. "I did that on purpose for you!"

And then she disconnected from the server.

>I am single,
>I am introverted,
>I have depression,
>I am also suicidal and have borderline
no no no
do NOT fuck this thing half

That's not the direction I thought that was going in.

>borderline
Sounds like she's going to lose her mind.
You just kept on pushing her love over the borderline.

Seriously though, what the fuck does it mean to have "borderline?"

borderline personality
im to retarded to ctrl+c

me the type of nigga to get 20-1d in mge with my only kill being a triple airshot

i wish I met 26dollar in a pub

i want to mge 26dollar in bed

i want to mge 26dollar irl and kill him

i want to KISS him

I want to spend 26dollar on some video games

ow

someone randomly gave me lots of items in a trade, should i be concerned about something?
it seems awfuly fishy

Where the fuck does an 18-year-old trans get enough money to buy all those expensive as hell TF2 pixels and why do they think it's okay to list a bunch of their own quotes on their page

maybe she has a job

raffle

do another winger raffle

she
are you for real my dude

but i only have four of them

:s
it says "preferred pronoun: female" on her profile

I'm seeing a backpack value of over $4,000. It boggles my mind that people will spend that kind of money on TF2.

it's 2016 and it's effortless to use her preferred pronoun

the jews got to you
/pol/ was right

is there a b4nny pov

I don't get the takes time and bake analogy

on of the arguments against highlander is that it's too slow, specifically classes like heavy, engineer, and pyro slow the game down

>people who do nothing but brag when they're on the winning team and complain when they're on the losing team
shut the fuck up silverhammer god damn

why does demo have the union jack above his head

what if I brag while on the losing team

no, i'm just a decent human being

it's from their respective streams last night. i doubt b4nny will put it up on youtube but it'll still be on his stream history if you care enough to look for it

because hes from the united kingdom

then youre weird
everyone point and laugh at the weirdo

am i weird

i'm gonna play fable 3 again but idk if i wanna be good or evil. help me tf2g

more specifically Scotland

a better country than the rest of the united kingdom

Why does he have the Irish flag on his bottle?

Which have you played most? Do the other one.

post ?

Delete this please

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i got my first double airshottis pipe in a lobby some minutes ago

/blog

outdated music bit but w/e

does gasol still post here

Is there a point to hoarding craft hats anymore?

None of the new cosmetics can be crafted with the dumb new rarity system.

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i crafted a ton of hats and now i'm just waiting and watching as they slowly all become all/multi-class

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>zootopia
rofl

>you
rofl

>me
rofl

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That's different from being able to make awesome Craft #1-100 hats though.

I hope you didn't make that

>enjoyable for everyone
>as long as everyone plays just these four classes

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yes
i think
he posts lobbies sometimes

how does gasol still play in steel after like 4k hours

i think he plays for fun and not for glory

i like fun

yeah me too