/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Nice Elk.

I put some swords on my shield to deal that extra bit of shield oath damage

Elk is a mega shitter

He only gets groups because he has a decent dick

hi

you can join my fc
jk its literally only me and level 6

Why don't they have the OT provoke on Swindler and drag him away so they can retain LB3 for Vortexor?

hey guys, kiki gutripper here with some gaming tips

first off, you can never write a coherent sentence, especially not with proper punctuation or capitalization, this is what the line break key is for

secondly, you absolutely need an online girlfriend, and this is why the ceremony of eternal bonding exists, as marrying someone in the game makes her your de facto girlfriend

a good tip for achieving this is constantly orbiting your target and semi-ironically asking her to be your girlfriend whenever opportunity strikes, as well as making careful research to find out which race and gender she prefers, then using a fantasia to become said race

last but not least, you absolutely NEED to join your server's top notch raiding free company, and a good strategy for achieving this is to constantly force yourself onto notorious players in your server's raiding community and bragging about your irrelevant clears in the thread

thanks gamers and remember, ERP is a sin and my EB definitely does not take part in it. she is a lovely girl, and Ippiki is a figment of her imagination. NOT a real person.

that's the dumbest fucking name ive ever seen, godsblep

ugly

godspeed would you ever do scat stuff irl if u were offered like a bajillion dollars

Elk deserves a better static desu

HEY IT'S ME KIKI GUTRIPPER :>>>

HEY GAMERS ANY GAMERS I'M HERE IT'S ME

HEY IT'S ME I'M HERE JUST MAKING SURE YOU KNEW HAHA KIKI GUTRIPPER :>>>>>>>>>>

MEME TEME POWER RANKINGS v0.1

BRAHMS
ELK
KUMFI
NAKA
VALL
BNHAKA
PROCI
FTELOR

what a weird question

i don't need any more money than i already have

scat is gross.

all is forgotten all is forgiven

fuck you idiot

dobsfleek :)

then leave so they can take godspeed and have an actually good brd

Elk should join DoA he's easily their best dps.

is it true u deal cocaine, speedy

ugly

Keep reporting

Where is v0.4 of the ebin tier list already?

no he isn't

>tfw cute male character fantas into a slutty female cat

So is this game officially dead yet? There has been absolutely nothing to do for the longest time, 3.2 stuff was nice but did nothing for the longevity of the game.

shuddup

Namedrop

Are you doing Midas Savage? If not, you still have stuff to do.

Nice meme

So who allowed proci to inv his girlfriend to their static. It's painfully clear she is not comfortable healing in a raid environment.

hit box tv /masablune

>doing content is a meme now
No wonder this game's dying.

don't be rude to me

Yeah but that dorky stuffed up voice is so cute.

ugly

Who's the dickwad who won't shut up?

you mean all of them?

Proci

fuck u niga at least quote in same thread so I get something out of it

(You)

brahms literally never talks tho

literally no better than chemo

...

elk is shit at the game and has a shit personalty

If you need practice on Vortexer it's probably better to just blow LB on Swindler's adds to have one less thing to worry about on your way there, LB3 doesn't let you get out of learning any of Vortexer's mechanics or anything

I think he realizes that. His posts contribute equally nothing.

>no rebuttal
(You)

>these threads

>Everything's going well, Vortexer almost dead
>Stream cuts out for a few seconds
>Kicks in again and they're all standing in front of Blaster

>your fc leader finally kicked the two annoying erping faggots from the FC
>proceed to have a good time chatting it up with the remaining members
>telling funny stories
>bantering

why are erpers such cancer?

i hope you don't let these threads get to you, you seem like a kind person

>this is how people spend their life

>this is how people spend their life
>jizzing over pictures

He's friends with Vjera

He isn't a nice person at all

>fwha trying to shittalk in stream chat
>spent 9 weeks on a6
>immediately posted his dyed helm after clearing
lol please dude

generic shitposting

fwha is an actual shitter

being bad at monk should be an accomplishment

It's entirely possible that he's so oblivious he hasn't realized he's cleared Brawler yet

Those /huh posts were a cry for help

>proci rambling stupid shit
>ftelor whining
>random people complaining about messing up
>someone making eating noises for some reason
this is the worst voice chat

makes me giggle whenever velvet pushes his hugbox yet is friends with fucking Vjera

hypocritical twat

>talking when you asked someone to idle in a duty so you could spank it to them

This general and this game are both unsalvageable.

Well I hope the thread sticks around. Schadenfreude is a helluva drug.

Literally the same thing happened to my fc a month ago. No better feel than logging in and seeing that they have been removed.

You don't even know me and just because I talk with someone you don't like doesn't mean I'm like they are.

I haven't played XIV since maybe the first three months after it's launch.
Got really busy...now I'm kinda free again, where's thee /xivg/ mainly play at now?
I don't wanna go alone.

flee'd racer

i am a businessman

why not

ugly

I suggest asking the night crew, they're less faggy and drama-thirsty

Gilgamesh, Balmung, Excal,
Mateus if you're thirsty

please stop bullying my boyfriend fwha

please stop using ugly minions

...

Hooray, they won

because you're not allowed to

Shitou I thought I was your bf.

were when you were meme teme kill a6s

ugly with that hair

ugly

...

>doesn't understand what 'hugbox' means
>tries to use it

POST PARSE

Who?

i'll have to politely ask that you end your life
tiny tapir is the cutest and my favorite minion

he brings a smile to my face

Who are you.

post your cock

himesquid a cute! CUTE!!

it's like ghandi being on good friends with hitler, velvet

not gonna happen, never will

guys ;)

>demand drg gear
>whine about getting drg gear

it took five weeks to get the "swindler clear" ;)

Vjera wants to talk to you, Shirou.

Add her.

Why Mateus if you're thirsty?!