/hsg/ Hearthstone General

its all makeup, this picture is 5+ years old, compared to the thread image which is new

Take your (You) and stop reposting this, it's boring and gay.

SUCK SHIT MILL DRUIDS
AND ALSO ALL OTHER DECKS

I reposted it because the thread was in autosage, I'll shut up now.

Imagine taking 40 years of your life to figure out how to make yourself look good.

Crazy that.

>not flame levi+acolyte combo
do you even meme nerd?

>he c'thuns with brann out
>Draw 3 cards and go up to 30+ armor

Dank Patron May-mays.

photoshop and makeup
>look ma, no moles

What do you do vs mechwarper hunter who lethals you on turn 3?

Who's that pity timer?

YOU REQUIRE MY ASSISTANCE???

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I could fish all day

Nearly everything you stupid faggot.

>Nobody believes that some years ago I hired Zeriyah as a scort
>she was a really shitty fuck

She knows nothing about being pleasent.

It's more of a counter to mill druid.

>not frost nova
Enjoy getting raped by mechwarper + sabertooth

Holy shit that was worth the wait!

I BELIEVE

That is the fucking worst idea I have ever heard in my life.

>not wanting to meme
lmao?

is stampeding kodo good in hunter

I still need him.
And velen
And cairne
And rag lightlord

I have no good pally leggos, actually.

BY THE HOLY LIGHT

Bloodfen
Raptor

I believe in you bugs

I'm currently fighting the urge to craft flame levithan just for this deck

>milling yourself and expecting to outpace someone on damage using just your hero power or something
I have to say I'm definitely missing the joke here.

>muh K/D winratio
did I ever mention winning?

I actually believe it
I actually did some digging and if I recall right you said it was in Las Vegas right?

She used to live there before getting into cosplay/modeling

when you get the coin

>Give me the option to ban 1 single card every brawl
>I'd never get matched into any deck running it

This would save brawl. 100% of all brawls are ruined by 1 or 2 cards. The Mechwarper shit is killing any creativity just like Flamecunt in all the others.

I just concede whenever I face a hunter and go first. There's no way you're winning when they get the coin

Similar win condition to this deck.

>haha n-no i was just pretending to be retarded g-get it?

Frost nova + sea giant = ez game, just make sure you keep 2-3 of em opening hand

You sound like no fun desu. It sounded like a funny deck.

They might get shit luck and stuck with too many mechwarpers or not enough mech warpers to go ham. Has happened to me a few times.

>people on /hsg/ can't have fun
I can't say I'm surprised, but I am a bit disappointed.

i'm a f2p whose been here since march, beating a golden p2win priest is probably my high point so far

Uh..you're winning with the same brainless "dump your hand press face" deck every other zoo runs.

Congrats?

You can't buy golden.

>zoo versus priest
>winning a favorable matchup

wow legend material right there

>the "if you don't think I'm funny you're just taking it too seriously" defense
You're not exactly the funny one among your friends, are you?

Please respond

>Everyone who wants to have fun is the same guy
Typical /hsg/ poster, can't check post timers.

renounce darkness and any warlock card for memes

I didn't think you were anyone in particular, I was responding to the post I was responding to you illiterate brazilian.

SUFFERING

looks like a deck that can't decide what it wants to be, also may run out of steam pretty early. Either go full control, with or without elise endgame or.. go full control, since priest has no other archetypes.

can you still make a functional Control Priest deck without Justicar? I don't have her nor the dust to craft her.

why is hunter so bad right now in constructed

>5 minute quest
Power word glory, mind blast
Blows mech the fuck out.
Thank me later.

There's literally the best brawl for that right now, how can you complain.

>Literally 1 minute brawls
>hard
Do it retard

>if you don't think I'm funny
>I'm
Clearly you mistook me for , I'm not making any jokes here, besides calling you out on being un-fun.

If you play hearthstone to feel good about yourself when you win, have fun with your cancer netdecks.

No it doesn't.

Jesus fuck, miracle rogue is cancer. Why didn't auctioneer just get Warsong'd?

Every mech but hunter.

>Hunter is the worst class in the game
>This still happens to salty shitters

It's time /hsg/, post 'em!

>Not playing THE best deck

i did it

>claiming to have the best deck

I'd be surprised if you win with such a non-brawl resilient board

Good lord she is an attractive 40 year old.

>thinking he can dominate the meta with that meme

Call me when you get 13 wins in arena
Nerd

what is the fastest tavern brawl deck
i just want my quests

mech hunter

was about to ask this

see

Gadgetzan+Innervate usually ends by turn 4 or so one way or another.

there is no best deck the meta is a coinflip

what cards tho

>Stomping a freeze mage
>With fucking zoo of all things

my giant erect penis

He said FASTEST so

seriously?

>photoshop and makeup
this was her 6 years ago

>I just came up with this combo
>Soul Fire plus Fist of Jaraxus

OMG

OMG

OMG

OOOOOOOOO

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user

user

user!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY

I MEAN

NOBODY

N O B O D Y

EVER

THOUGHT

OF THAT

THAT

THAT PARTICULAR

EXACT

COMBO

YOU'RE A GENIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck druids and there innervate

>innervate+chillmaw
>vs mechwarper+piloted shredder priest
exploding minions are the best minions

Who are you responding to? The guy that posted that is probably long gone. I'm just referencing it because it takes like 30 seconds per game and wins a fair bit.

>playing against Miracle
After 10 minutes of nothing, you know I'm going to win.
You're just wasting your time little Rogue.

please stop

What's the Hunter deck people are playing at ranks 4-1? There seems to be a bunch of them on Trump's stream.

Those are my favorite, I get to spam Yogg