Dota 2 - /d2g/

Just tell your team to pick ranged heroes and build her like this.

>the hero is absolute trash

What fucked up alternate reality do you live in?

If only I could live there too....

worship the ass

>Photoshopping a Dire Victory on there when it's abundantly clear Radiant won

Next

n-no

what if illusions could proc memesabre

Necro killed Morphling once.

then pick them you fucking retard

there's nothing stopping you from picking them

like I said you have terrible fucking memory because all those heroes have been viable within the past year

besides your pub games aren't fucking pro games or even close, no one gives a fuck what you pick and picking a "non-viable" hero doesn't mean you instantly lose.

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where the FUCK is the battlepass?

Where the FUCK are her nudes?

I was just joking, making fun of the original post who thinks riki isn't good vs void/lifestealer because of his 2k game logic

reminder that aussies run dota2

oh wait lmao ahaha wrong image i thought he was a basedstralian from the thumbnail

Fuck off Lebanon

mechanics are tough

>d2g is dead
>go to /a/
>receive free ez yous

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theres 2 builds this is the mid build safelane drow should go aghs mael still

YOU'RE

MINORLY

HAMPERED

Im Aussie and i just woke up what happened??

TEMPORARILY

>no operator hero

dotards???????????

>obese Kuwabara

>Dispell pipe

based fucking m0e dude

what if necro ult worked like culling blade and instantly killed the target if it was below the kill threshold

when did Schopenhauer, who is literally Veeky Forums incarnate - the philosopher - get a spray on tan

What if Necro ult was like Culling Blade and refreshes when it gets a kill?

what if there was an item like diffusal blade but instead of burning mana it burned health

wghat if there was an item that killed every single person who ever made a suggestion for dota

>necro ult the entire team
>win
i hope the madman actually does this

what if terrorblade could sunder buildings

what if antimage ult dealt infinite damage to units with no mana

what if bounty hunter could track creeps

what if culling blade worked on your teammates

What if you could Doom Roshan?

HAHA LOL xD WHAT IF ZEUS ULTIMATE DID 8 THOUSAND DAMAGE LOL!!!! GET IT!!! BECAUSE IT'S SO CRAZY LOL!!!....... ROFL.

>Flux
It was too broken upon implementation, the slow never should have gone through magic immunity and should have been dispellable from the onset. The slow scaling is fine because otherwise you'd have a 100% slow on enemies with a single point in the skill once you hit 6.

>Magnetic Field
The scaling was shit (especially no cooldown reduction), and it was kind of bullshit that you could drop it on top of yourself and instantly win any 1v1 right-click contest. Plus it was a one-dimensional ability with little to no thought needed to use it, now you need to think about positioning more.

>Spark Wraith
Worthless skill before, now it actually has uses outside of trying to bomb an area for first blood.

>Tempest Double
Midas was way too good on the hero, it's fucking stupid that buying the item would allow you to triple your gold gain. Same with infinite Necros and Rapier builds.

what if greevil's greed multiplied hero kill gold just llike it multiplies bounty rune gold

what if beastmaster could summon neutral creeps

What if you could use Helm of a Dominator and enemy heroes?

what if zeus ult worked on creeps

>keep feeding more than 5 kills in the first 10 minutes of a game

I lack situational awareness..

so
fucking
mad

> reminder not to stack with vg

what if alchemist aghs gave him 6 more item slots

what if sun ray had no range limit

What if QoP had a special mechanic with HotD that makes her nude and using a whip instead?

Why does PA always win.

The hero is "shit" but always wins. No matter what. I can gank the PA 7 times and have a harder carry. It doesn't matter, PA always wins.

what if reflection was permanent

what if witch doctor aghs let you pick a better hero

Pubbies never buy MKB unless it's a core item in their build.

What if Satanic actually summoned Satan into the game?

what if satanic on doom gave him an aura that doomed enemy heroes

i fucking liove this place mang

What if Radiance burn procced UAMs?

what if battle trance caused trance music to play

what if radiances radiated more radaii

What if buying AC added Ayesee to your game?

what if you had to pay back the borrowed time at the start of the next game

what if radiance burn was global

>it's a "pair of autistic aussies wake up and shit up the thread" episode

what if nature's call made your cell go off

What if there was a Divine Longsword that dropped on kills but does insane building damage?

what if counter helix reduced the max hp of enemies hit on each proc

what if this game wasn't filled with meme addicted autists

what if viper strike summoned snakes

What if you could build 3 Cheese's into a Cheese Boulder that you can send down a lane as a hypercreep?

most impossible suggestion so far

lmao wtf is that

what if you could buy an extra item slot for 10k gold?

what if zeus had a free mjollnir

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what if you could construct a trebuchet to seige the enemy base in a protracted game

What if Elder Titan could literally rebuild the map mid game?

what if soul assumption had a global charging range

Are there 2 people doing the "what if" shit now?

what if life were more like theatre

What if Dota 2™ by Valve Corporation® for the Personal Computer™ had quicktime events and romanceable creeps?

what if instead of having to duel Legion Commander, you had to wrestle her instead?

What if Dota heroes were real?

what if blade dance made your creeps dance -- but only the ones with swords

what if creeps could use abilities

I gotta stop jacking off guys. My dick hurts because I am doing it twice per day,

what if bloodstone counted charges before you bought the item

only if she weighed more than me

What if I had friends?