/utg/ - Undertale General

>tfw you will never workout with toriel
>tfw you will never be able to cook with toriel
>tfw you will never be able to drink with toriel
>tfw you will never be able to cuddle with toriel after a long day of work

help

BLUE BOARD
THAT'S A SCROTE

You want to see Ben? Here's Ben.

He's the person who shits on me and calls me ugly in thread most of the time. He's a pedophile and you shouldn't listen to him. He intentionally doesn't delete the child porn on the board he mods on cripple chan.

i'm tired, so have a mom before bed

flowey the flower

who are you?

AYO HOL UP HOL UP
>smacks lis
WHAT YOUSE TRYING TO SAY IS
>rolls up sleeves
THAT WE NIGGAS CAN
>snorts loudly through large nostrils
THAT WE CAN GET SUM
>pulls up pants to slightly below waistline
SOME FINNA
>eats skittles
ATTENTION WHORE
SSSHHHHHEEEEEEIIIIITTTTTT

Woops

NOBODY CARES.
NOBODY/ALMOST NOBODY HERE GOES ON CRIPPLECHAN.
NOBODY/ALMOST NOBODY HERE GOES/WENT ON HSG.
YOU ARE AS BAD AS THAT FAGGOT IN /agdg/ WHO KEEPS POSTING THAT FUCKING SOURCE ENGINE IMAGE
FUCKING STOP

omega flowey the flower.

yeah

post the non-meme version

that is the non-meme version

No you don't get it I just wanted to shit on Ben because he's also autistic and it's fun to shit on him.

That sounds nice user, I don't know about the drinking part though

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BUT NOBODY
CARES
WHO THE FUCK IS BEN?
NOBODY HERE HAD EVEN HEARD OF BEN BEFORE YOU BROUGHT WHOEVER THE FUCK BEN IS UP.
TAKE THIS SHIT TO /trash/, OR /b/, OR LITERALLY ANYWHERE IT WOULD BE ON-TOPIC.

Sleep well goat.

seriously, who are you?

i'm like, 90% sure you only put a trip and a name on because of the incest posts last thread, but thus far the only one I've seen act autistic is you

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>make joke posts about getting angry at ships
>singlehandedly plunged /utg/ into darkness within an hour by complete accident

here's some attention my man

Is ang gonna stream

hot goat on goat action

tfw no qt gote chilluns to cuddle

SANS POSTER HELP!!! THE SANS IS BROKEN. I AM TOO FAR FROM A MONSTER HOSPITAL. THE WARRANTY IS MISSING!

>making joke posts
>not expecting people to get angry
have a (you)

Poll time is fun time! Please be honest, /utg/.

strawpoll.me/10197752

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ok we're gonna post lewds to fight the scourge

mayyybe? I have to get up really early tomorrow but I can probably chill for an hour or so

At least spoiler this shit, Jesus Christ man. There are children (or at least one person with the mind of a child) in this thread.

Why the fuck do you morons keep responding? Learn to ignore the bait.

Here I fixed it and got you a spare

If I absolutely had to be vored by an Undertale it would be Napstablook because canonically I would fall through unharmed since ghosts can't interact with physical matter

>tfw no goat waifu to romance

sans cant break, he's the strongest character in the game. he's probably just asleep

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so vote for Napstablook, I added that option for that reason

>holding someone by their fucking spine
motherfucking no

It is indeed a terrible feeling to have no goatfu.

Oh good, I was about to pass out

>tfw no goat husbando to romance

THAT IS ETERNALLY GROSS AND SHOULD BE CLEANSED WITH HOLY FIRE

Yes, these are the gote balls I wanted

Goooooooooooodddddddd night, /utg/!

I hope you all a truly lovely day today and that you all did your best to make sure that you came out of today a better person than you were when it started.

I love you all and I hope you have a good night!

*shakes sans but I'm still holding him by the spine

HE DOES NOT RESPOND NOR STIR

I FEEL HOLDING HIM BY THE RIB CAGE OR PELVIS IS KINDA LEWD

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He's a cutie

This might be the first time I've wished you goodnight

goodnight

Indeed
Feels bad man. I would love nothing more than to cook with goatmom after returning from a hard day at the office.

aight, up in 5

i miss bullying frick

darla pls, you need to stop shaking your pets

Have to go back to work today, so not really a great day to look forward to. But two days without an annoying coworker, so that's something.

Hope that you can have a good day/night.

Yeah goodnight man

why does Asriel look so pissed

floweyfags are cuter desu

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His parents are being embarrassing in public

He's had a hard life.

awwww

He's getting cucked by asgore

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yours leads to mine, so I share your sadness

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I guess I like Papyrus the least in the game as having such a sickeningly lovable character makes it less hard to do something like pacifist and really makes you the evil asshole for killing him. It's another level of hand-holding, it could have been a little more confusing

I CAN'T HE'S NOT MOVING. I FLIPPED HIM BELLY UP BECAUSE AIR CAN GET IN BETTER??

HE STILL NOT MOVING!

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>yours leads to mine
What do you mean? Besides for sharing the sadness I'm sorry you share this feeling

Bone time?

It is not yet too late.

You must inject him with DETERMINATION, then be sure to introduce him to the rest of his friends while in recovery.

Though I really like the story and characters, I just think too much of game design

I don't feel safe here anymore.

!!!
You too!

Don't worry, the human is gone. Monster only zone here now.

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wow i cant believe sans is fucking dead
always
do not

Come into my legs, friend

youtu.be/Ol-OKy6fcXE

Would you? Those are some big glasses

Of course, you must have a gote wife to have a gote child.

B-BUT HE WILL END UP LIKE GENO SANS FROM AFTERTALE. I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN.

...O-OR HE MIGHT MELT!

Why? These times are always the most uncomfy

soul mpreg though

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hey I requested that
glad other people like it

>always
Nice

>tfw no gote wife to start a gote family with
>tfw no gote son
>tfw no gote son to teach baseball to
>tfw not taking the gote son and his friends out to pizza after winning a ballgame

Holy fuck please stop making me feel this

who did this to sans