League of Legends General - /lolg/

I want Dash to make me his Girlfriend and roid rage on me.

>tfw marin bengi just shit on all the other top/jg duos at worlds
>now we have duke blank

jesus christ this is torture

I am new to this esport. Why does every player look like they are an underfed and in middle school?

ECKSPUROJION

I want to make Illaoi a vessel for my seed!

I'm so fucking mad

Like Duke legitimately makes me upset

This guy is so UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING BAD

You'd think he'd know how to use tp because he's on the best teleport using team but no

He teleports like a fucking silver 6

GG THIS TEAM

>People are questioning if Trundle is broken
>He was the worst counter for poppy
>Got FB
>Got massively fed
>Dis tank meta though!
Guys. An extremely fed champ doesn't require this knee jerk.

>EU was wasting Trundle's talents as a support

Because they are.
welcome to Asia

>duke acts like an idiot first game
>bolsters whole teams ego, gets them to engage silly things
>rng tries to camp toplane
>skt takes control of the rest of the match
Calling it right now.
Duke isn't that shit in accident right?

>Mei

based

How can a pro top laner get so many failed tps in a single game?

Not even dyrus screwed up this much.

So, how much are you enjoying the script?

>High school
Teenagers have quicker reaction times than people in their mid-20's. It hurts to admit since I'm 24, but the best of the best are below 20.

>Underfed
League is actually really good for losing weight, back when I was a fatty I played so much League I'd forget to eat.

I miss Bengi

so fucking much

Being skinny doesn't mean that they are underfed, you obese fucks.

This what MOBA pros generally look like.

If you want dudebros watch CSGO or something.

did everyone pick it up while it was on sale?

>falling for the younger reaction time meme
GOOD SHIT kys.

This.
And Marin.

top lane tank killers?

everyone is picking sion/maokai/ekko

It's ok. I'm looking forward to the 3-0 comeback for SKT

Super Krazy Tilted is losing this all on their own.

xth for Carry Potter, the boy who picked

Game 1 will not be the only game Duke throws in this series

>not picking trundle vs carries that aren't lucian/trist
Pilar is confirmed kill on anything immobile.
Reaction time doesn't mean shit. You are retarded.

>Teenagers have quicker reaction times than people in their mid-20's. It hurts to admit since I'm 24, but the best of the best are below 20.

That is incorrect. The degeneration does not start until mid 30s (on average).

That.... Just hurt man, I know I got a problem...

GG THIS TEAM

I have always wondered what it would be like if Veigar's ult affected both AD and AP instead of executing mages based off their ap ever since season 3. It was basically on my wish list for 3 years.

I... I didn't know that they would do this....

>teenagers have the quickest reaction times

This isn't fucking true in any capacity just shut the fuck up

i miss marin more
didn't think a top laner could have such slow reflexes with tp until fucking duke showed up

how hard is it to have map awareness as a splitpushing tank

>League is actually really good for losing weight

LOL

You mean being on Riot Welfare is really good for losing weight. Constantly being in the limelight, having dozens of girls on your dick, and 24/7 access to a private gym and a maid cooking balanced meals for you does wonders for your health.

>I played so much League I'd forget to eat.

thats bad for you user

i used to do that cause of uni and ended up developing IBS

>not cropping the author name out when you see a patreon link

>tfw you'll never fertilize Zyra

>reaction time meme

save humanity and end your own life

There is skinny, and then there is skelly skinny. These kid's meals consist of amphetamines and junk food, they look unhealthy as shit.

>Duke is so shit SKT has to 4v5 against an actual team
No way they can win. The team is just too shit for either Faker or Bang to carry it.

>the best mid in dota is always the most skeltal

I want to

One of my friends seems to think he's been nerfed? that guy's an asshole

the boy who carried

I bought it when it was in early access for full price mang that game is something special

Sorry that you're just obese as fuck man, maybe one day you can get healthier.

He's been infamous for having no fucking map awarness and dog shit tp's for years

You'd think he'd learn by playing against and watching the god of top lane TP plays (MaRin), Smeb, and Ssumday.

I really wonder why they would make it bother do missing health scaling and nuke even if you aren't low

SKT, for the love of god, PLEASE

REMOVE DUKE
KILL DUKE
DEVOUR DUKE

Why are Chinese boys so cute but Korean boys are so ugly? I want to date a Chinese pro gamer.

You time your pillar right you can knock trist out of her jump you know.
This change on his ult is better desu. Even with 800-1000 ap using it on a full health carry won't one shot them. For a point and click its much much better

yah, just wanted to make sure everyone got their copy

can't wait to enjoy it

>Going out of your way to avoid crediting an artist for their work

That's something a dirty whore like Riven would do.

Break her ankles so she can't run away.

At least put a little bit of effort into shitposting.

I want Easyhoon to appear and clean up Faker's mess.

My fantasy would come true if he debuted the SKT Azir skin somehow.

So RNG just has to counterpick Duke and snowball every lane by global gold gain? Is it really that easy to defeat SKT?

...

Can someone explain the rap god meme to me? I have apparently been out of the loop for too long.

IMP has tattoos? Doesn't he smoke too?

yea

Faker might be great but SKT needs their top laner and jungler for everything

and they have neither atm

what does riven taste like?

Our boy imp on screen

man translator interviews are so awkward

I was wondering this too.

Huh, gooks are racist too, who would've thought.

I hope some Korean assassin kills Duke holy shit this is bad. He needs to die between now and worlds.

>imp
>good

Sorry man, the players just look fine to me.

If you ever exposed yourself to different cultures you would realize this you fat shit.

according to that picture, like a mollusk cause she ain't got no spine

Have not played since the end of S3.

Thingken of playing again. Is it worth it?

yes
blank is not feeding, but he's not useful either

Imp is literally our boy and MLG is literally our guy

cookies and cream

Please explain someone, I am also confused

Also why do people spam "15"

>So many champs I really like
>I just fucking hate playing jungle and that's where they excel

Best girl.
Best hands.
Best wife.

Duke is literally one of the worst Korean top laners, don't let results fool you, his individual play is fucking trash.

Duke only looks good when the other 4 members of his team are bad so he gets all the resources

He can't use teleport to save his fucking life
He has 0 map awareness
He tilts immediately when one thing goes wrong in lane

I think Imp is the cutest guy on e-sports.

Yeah, that is true. But if they get hit with any of your other abilities with that much ap, then they are basically in execute range already. Hell, if you hit the meteor, you can q auto with thunderlords.

0/10

not even ironically funny.

GG THIS TEAM

Sure?

>Imp's on an irrelevant team
>Still shows up to put SKT on tilt

O U R B O Y

Like rotted fish. Honestly feeding her meat to dogs (which is all she deserves) would be animal cruelty.

strawpoll.me/10191873/

SKT Smeb or SKT Ssumday when?

Even current Flame is better than Duke

Obese man is in denial, no wonder you sloths can never lose weight when you can't accept the truth.

is it a professional skill to be able to memorize all that shit he spewed out then translate all that information right away

GG THIS TEAM

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

No, just wait a few weeks and get Overwatch. League is on the out.