/d2g/ the dota 2 general

Reminder to all underage eceleb dickriders to pack your bags and get ready to leave

nth for legs

common puppey
we need an epic meme to win this

#FeelTheBern

>Singsing will never be at a LAN again

What's so great about Doom/Lion first picks?

>pieliedie can only play lion

>desk is trying to damage control for artoozy

rolf

>alliance drafts strong heals and tanky cores
>secret doesn't
>alliance wins

wow I'm so surprised

it really seems that way. I'd give him 1 more year and if it doesn't work out say good bye to pro career.

when will puppey make himself a good team and stop playing with retards like arteezy and ee?

Rtz will never ever win a TI

Who here doubted Kuroky when Team.Secret imploded? I know I didn't.

pie can only play lion and puppey can't jungle this patch because enigger is autolose

>when will puppey make himself a good drafter and stop drafting like a retard

He looks worse every lan

What if Puppey picked actual good players like w33haa and Misery?

Other teams also do it though

how come? Engima has nice -% aoe ability.

it's boring if you are able to win all the time
playing with unpredictable tards makes the game fun again

when will puppey make himself a good player and stop dooming the wrong target

SUOMI SUOMI SUOOMIIII

the team envy made was really good

the problem is ppy let envy fell for the rtz is good meme

he should have known better, just look at post ti5 eg

the whole "we are world champions but we need to remake the team" is a fucking awful idea

Are you surprised? Choking is not good for your health.

arteezy is the only one who played well last game

Should I send my guys to ISIS?

typical turk look

TIN MAN
WITH A BATTLE PLAN

i want to wrap my lips around Lanaya dick :3

man that makeup and lighting doesnt do work on his eyes at all

>universe clockwerk
Nice, hope he doesn't underperform. Clock is my favorite offlaner.

Lanaya does not have a penis dumb fagposter

Mind if we suck her off together? Bet there's enough dick for the two of us!

>you fell for the "leave you successful team to play with badpeter meme"

Is Universe even a viable t2 player anymore? Would a team like coL make room for him after the inevitable Secret implosion?

how many times do you think kemal has raped him?

>giving le balanced laser bird

Secret are finished

what if i cosplayed as lanayachan would that be enough for you?

Never doubted him for a second, guy might be prone to choking in important moments but I believe he is as chill and calm IRL as he is in front of the camera.

Jacky should kick puppey for zai
and replace pld with literally anyone

his he the most countered player in dota?

>lmao who cares

do you have nice girly look? :3

well he is also bald

zai will replace bulba already

Who is this cute?

no sorry im like 189cm m8

What is this new meme ?

>Drow

alright that's it boys alliance 2-0

Y-Yeah, but my cock is unfortunately pretty huge. D-Do you mind?

>rtz invoker

GG 2-0
No more webms of their core player sperging out lategame, feelsbadman

>drow against void & slardar
poopey you dumb fuck

>arteezy voker
>Ee drow
ahahaha 2-0

What the fuck is this draft is EE drafting?

>drown into batrider pick

Bat was picked after Drow oniifam

you le epic dodged people in 3k bracket and fell for the "its gonna just be an hour or somethign lmao DODGED xd" trap

its 5min 20min 24hours

batskater was last pick, you retard

who cares fuck this game

>RTZ invoker
rofl gg

wew lads

who is this semen demon

who is this semen slav?

Misery is one of those players doomed to be consistently slightly above average

>called the best mid in the world
>can't even play invoker THE definitive mid hero
Ughhhhhh dotards?

"Caprice Solo With Glass Dildo"

>exort invoker losing to batrider

hes a good player doomed to be cut off as soon as he starts to shine

>3v1 mid

>export invoker with drow aura losing to batrider
ftfy

how is sunray balanced

Secret using the meme Drow draft. Nice one.

alright s4 is really lucky with those runes

rtz needs a trilane mid not to lose as fucking invoker

and reddit will still say hes good

ez escape
no detection gg

pros outmemed icefraud by using phoenix mostly to counter ld
now that it didnt get nerfed they are showing that its fine with/vs everything

le rtz is bad mene

I don't want either team to lose.

Hold me, Dotards.

even better :3

how is sunstrike balanced?

what the fuck bulldog
what the fuck s4

Aomine?

Wait what Alliance has 1 game already LOL someone post the EE webm.

first time i actually pay attention to twitch chat

is this actually humorous ?

am i supposed to laugh?

>Rtz bad
>hits every sunstrike
>midas 7 min
>ready to carry his shit tier team
what now dotards?

show me your tummy first qt

Now puppey starts feeding like a fucktard

It's like Youtube comments with half the IQ

>get absolutely shit rekt in lane
>still number 1 networth
How is Invoker balanced?

its supposed to be so cancer it's funny

>throw sunstrike in the stunned enemy
>automatically become good

Maybe you need to go back to ledit