"Take me in, tender woman Take me in, for heaven's sake Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake "I saved you," cried the woman "And you've bitten me, but why? You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die" "Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin "You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
Jose Edwards
Even though I hate puppey, I wish Secret won this series.
Too bad
Matthew Scott
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Jordan White
LET ME ON YOUR TEAM
WE HAVE GAMES TO LOSE
Alexander Davis
I need 2 more players to fill out my supreme team, please help.
1. pajkatt 2. comewithme 3. arteezy 4. ?? 5. ???
Carter Kelly
nth for so shit at dota you run out of your teams booth and pat yourself on the back but realize you're fucking up even further and just stand there like a cuck.
Isaiah Ortiz
So what's the thought process before teams allow RTZ to play with them?
Dominic Turner
>I'll root for him until he finally retires. >burning >retire lmao that will never happen
Asher Evans
>alliance beats newbee >vp beats EG >all european top 4
I'm ready
Easton Garcia
how do we fix this man
Julian Smith
>RTZ went from literally the best Mid Lane in the world
yeah you can stop posting here any time.
Brayden Edwards
>no Rubick bear cum on sun
Ian Butler
hehe guys i'm a viking i'm so cool xD
Liam Ramirez
you can join No Diggity
Luke Morgan
>RTZ and EE """fans"""
Dominic Sanchez
>This kid has a huge brainwashed fanbase, we could sell shitload of merchandise with his name on our team
Thomas Sanders
you can't fix what's inherently broken
Camden Ward
Yea he was only able to play SF, so go figure.
Carter Ross
>nigger boo >viking boo Why is rtz such a cuck?
Evan Moore
>they called this the ultimate dream team >go to a tournament >never win a series
Eli Hughes
sexyBamboe And singsing
Chase Ward
>after the major kick W33 and Misery for RTZ and Universe >EE thinks he has the dream team and finally has a chance to fulfill his dream of winning a TI >Lose every fucking game
I wonder how he feels like now
Owen Thompson
That's pretty impressive he plays Street Fighter on the side.
Isaac Baker
why can't all OP's be as cute as this?
James Peterson
It's a dream for their opponents. Literally free win.
Tyler Allen
Secret performance in Epicenter
>0-2 against Newbee >1-2 against VP >1-2 against Alliance
Easton Edwards
Haven't watched comp dota in a year or so. I noticed that Alliance is back to the TI3 roster. How good are they at the moment? Are they pretty much a joke or are they actually winning games?
I quite liked "old" Alliance and it'd be cool to see them back with the old roster and actually being able to compete.
Aaron Jackson
adelaide?
Adrian Gray
Reminder he was right all along
Hudson Mitchell
He is the embodiment of pop culture
>LOL le ebin viking TV show xd >nigger music so cool dude weed lmao ;)
Logan Martinez
pretty funny considering Rolo is literally a traitor in the show, fits rtz perfect.
Landon Carter
PPG position 4
James Diaz
>Implying this shitty honeypot LAN matters.
Just wait for the real LAN in Manila, faggots.
Christopher Turner
Don't forget the NA bull spam the moment this memeteam was formed. Those burgers should fucking kill themselves
Eli Walker
Nice assblasted Shiteezy fan
Landon Lopez
this fat fuck is stealing millions
Jose Allen
I want to sniff old soe's butt, but not new soe's butt. is this normal?
Luis Cooper
>VP knocks out CoL >Continues to knocks out EG
No more NA boys And the russians will cheer for VP all the way There is hope
Christopher Morris
>can't win with Zai PPD Universe and fEAR. >can't win with S4 Puppey Zai and Kuroky. >can't win with Sumail Fear Universe and PPD. >can't win with Puppey Envy Universe and PLD.
Jace Morris
good luck taking any money from last place
Hudson Roberts
Alliance is consistent #3-6th in every tournament
Consistent shit tier 1 team
Blake Wood
Our fucking GUy
Chase Taylor
something very similar just happened in league of legends
>tfw rtz is literally the dota version of doublelift
Jayden Russell
bulba pgg
Levi Rivera
>this retardation You're lucky mvp didnt want to qualify for this tournament or euro would be stuck with third place at best.
Brayden Wilson
Hahahahahahahah. Don't kill yiurself shiteezy fan. I drink your tears for breakfast
Benjamin Turner
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Michael Collins
EVERYONE BUT ME
IS
SHIT
Ian Cooper
>good teams sacrifice everything that made them great to get RTZ >they fade to irrelevance
RTZ is literally a honeypot player.
Adrian Cox
Overwatch has more relevant porn than dota already.
Benjamin Long
what the fuck is wrong with universe
Carter Walker
WHY DID THEY DRAFT RAZOR AND NAGA?
WHY NOT A INVOKER OR VENO OR EVEN FUCKING TERRORBLADE
THE NAGA AND RAZOR WERE 100% USELESS
THE NAGA HAD ZERO DAMAGE IN FIGHTS AND IT'S ONLY PURPOSE WAS TO PUSH OUT THE LANES WITH THAT MEMEBUILD
THE RAZOR WAS A FUCKING SUPPORT, A WALKING MEK
IT WAS A MIRACLE THEY ACTUALLY WON AS MANY TEAM-FIGHTS AS THEY DID SOLELY THANKS TO THE AXE
WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THAT DRAFT
IT'S BEYOND COMPREHENSION
HOLY SHIT, MAN
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS DRAFT, EXPLAIN IT TO ME
THIS WAS FUCKING KUSO
KUSO!
Hunter Johnson
Secret is by far the worst team in epicenter. Losing all 3 matches here.
They were one of the worst teams in manilla, winning just one match, losing two times to empire.
They lose 1st round in croatia to navi as well.
They changed roster, they play incredible boring dota. Still get praised highly by commentators by every small thing they do in the game.
And receiving direct invites.
Direct invite to niyang as well.
When this team is gonna get judged by the standards the other teams are judged and how many chances they will receive?
It doesn't seems right.
Chase Morales
Pgg sorry I'm hungover
Asher Nguyen
>bulba doesn't like 90% of the professional players in the west like bulba and think he's a good guy?
Brody Baker
>a team with kuroky and FATA in the grand final >puppey is already out
I don't even
Jason Cook
Did Secret have 1347 with them here?
Isaiah Ward
>tfw someone saved my image >that's dotards right that GOOD feeeling
i leave my legacy to you now, doturds
Luis Baker
>rollo >a viking pick one m8. Rollo is king of the normans, defender of paris and christ
Sebastian Ramirez
ez secret
Lucas Ross
Someone bring out the strawpoll showing that 70% of /d2g/ supported shiteezy during the disbanding of old secret while 30% supported kuroky
Nolan Thomas
>When this team is gonna get judged by the standards the other teams are judged and how many chances they will receive?
when people stop putting so much value into a single lan win instead of consistent results.
Asher Cruz
Secret will develop in to a top 3 team for sure, they are a new team on a new patch you guys are literally panicking so much.
Can't wait till 2 months from now when everyone is sucking their dicks and praising puppey as the second coming of christ.
Jordan Butler
Using any tourney game aside from a major or TI to guage secret 4.0's skill is inaccurate and should be dismissed as a honeypot lan
Jaxon Young
Puppey was always badKuro
Chase Rivera
You know you got problems when Envy is the best player on your team
Jordan Perry
i'm honestly glad that you are getting banned for your le special formatting pattern you autistical subhuman
John Morales
>wake up >secret lose to >ALLIANCE This team can't be this bad right? right?
Austin Cruz
>Next up: Tier 3 NA vs Tier 3 CIS Can there be any worse matchup?
Kill yourself shiteezy fangay. Literally kill yourself you cancerous piece of trash.
Chase Ortiz
epicenter is literally a honeypot tho
everyone's just busting out strats for a non major
Justin Gutierrez
Teams ebb and flow and considering secret the organisation and the majority of the players came 1st and 2nd in the majors this year so far people give them the benefit of the doubt
Julian Stewart
>supporting a meme over a seasoned veteran of the pro-scene
/d2g/ really is shit
Jack Kelly
Did the series actually do that turn? Rollo becomes le founder of Normandy like IRL?
Fucking lele
Austin Johnson
Still the same butt
Joshua Bennett
What the fuck?
LUL.
Aiden Cruz
>VP vs coL
Lol
Can we go next
Isaiah Price
>he thinks a coach makes a difference.
Benjamin Sanders
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Jose Barnes
That's the problem with invite system. Ideally you want to have qualifiers for every tourney, but it will be too many games to play for the teams. So they have to invite teams based on the results, not current form, because you know, they are popular and shit.
Josiah Scott
wtf u aren't adelaide you didn't (You) me when I asked if you are adelaide so you aren't adelaide baka
Carson Johnson
No I think shiteezy is probably sperging out and spreading his toxicity as we speak. This team will disband right after Ti6 after being knocked out really soon.
Hudson Gray
>People forgetting the exact same thing happening in the formation of Secret 2.0 >People forgetting they eventually got their shit together and won 4 (FOUR) LANs in a fucking row Secret is a ticking time bomb. You fags better shitpost as much as you can right now because before you know it Secret will dominate this scene like never before, even TI3 Alliance will look like retards in the glory of this new Secret lineup. Time is ticking.
Henry Harris
Was Puppey ever actually good or was he just carried by good teams?
Logan Ortiz
>Puppey saving strats for Manilla >Shitty drafts though the real drafts are at TI
No one is on his level
Lucas Gray
our guy Black^ and purgegamers www
James Fisher
FEEL THE ROAR OF THE DONGER
Carson Moore
but it's le honeypot xD
Jason Morgan
KEK
Jacob Hernandez
The dyke haircut has infested her butt with dyke.
Would not sniff
Austin Peterson
no amount of strats is going to make up for the 2 big burdens artour and unishit
