Dota 2 - /d2g/

Is it just me or does Sheever keep getting more and more attractive with every tournament that passes?

is there a team more annoying to watch than alliance?

You now have genitals of last hero you played
What now?

>get to pick only hero you can play
>still lose
Kick when?

>twitch memes

LMAO NA CU CKS how are you just completely irrelevant in the matter of months. Get good and lose weight lmao fat fucks

>pick viper
>lose

what a fucking surprise

Sproutteezèe

she's getting creamed by ODpixel on a regular basis, it's good for your skin I heard

>alliance

/ ! \ - R E M I N D E R - / ! \
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NEWBEE GOT A 29 WINSTREAK

BECAUSE THEY HAD TO PLAY THE MANILA QUALIFIERS

VERSUS RANDOM TIER 4 TEAMS

THEY DIDN'T EVEN WIN A SINGLE TOURNAMENT DURING THAT """"""""""""""WINSTREAK"""""""""""""""

RETARDS HYPED THIS UP DESPITE NOT BEING A BIG DEAL

NOW NEWBEE IS GETTING EXPOSED

FIRST OG, NOW ALLIANCE

THANKS FOR READING AND DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE

>a gorillion games win streak
>get figured out by the first yuro team they have to play
>lose the fucking leliance
>win 0 relevant LANs although everybody thought you were unbeatable

epic

thank you based op for lanaya pics

>sprout
>not OP late game

either play with 5 items + quelling or never hit anyone

masturbate

>creamed by ODpixel
She's getting creamed while ODcucxel watches

>Newbee only play against chinks and amerilards
>They win 29 times in a row
>The first time the play against EU they lose

ebin

>forcestaff

Please, amerlards. Claim secret, see how well it does to you. Infected cancerous NA dota scene is hilarious

reminder that Sheever is jerking off OD under the table between breaks

Hello my fellow NA bulls.

>FUTA
>HORSE
>COCK

im gonna need sauce for that

>this denial
You do understand that you're the cuck anyways because you'll never even touch her right

>Being this jelly of ODreddit

>play against zeus
>even is hes behind he shits out more damage than a 6 slotted sven with just veil
>eats through pipe like a hungy nignog eats kfc
how do i counter this

Hey there

i like hype. It builds good story lines.
Now thanks to alliance and og there aren't any

>le run dragon knight mid
>le teamfight every fight
>le 45 minute 5 man jungle

Almost every fucking game. Newbee found a trick strat to beat low tier teams every time. Proper euro teams? They can counter that shit on the fly by game 2.

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how is he reddit?

being in a loving relationship as a way of giving a woman a certain hue and calm confidence that can be very intoxicating

>8 secs cd sprout
>20 secs cd force staff

hmmmmm

>bkbd hero
>using force staff

kek good luck

Reminder this faggot is a shill who works for the US government

he won't leave unless you call him out every time he posts

He was posting political garbage a couple of weeks ago and got called out so now posts gay shit in an attempt to destroy "/d2g/s community" by turning the thread into shit to try resume his previous work

Reminder he also posts outright counties when a team loses to try to get people angry t each other

He switched back to insulting countries

>Penis and vagina
I'm in heaven.

Enjoy imgur.com/a/cp2jM

>sheeverposters in absolute assravaged denial

who is Sheever banging?

Take a screenshot of Cap and post it

pick tanker

I need to start playing Phoenix more, this nigger is strong as fuck.

FULL
METAL
JACKET

thanks family

it's an edit of this
imgur.com/a/j5Txz#0

Uh how is he NOT reddit? He posts there, makes reddit memes, makes reddit references, much of his popularity derives from reddit threads appraising him (contrary to Veeky Forums where everything is negative, almost everything on reddit is positive)

he has like 100 movespeed

just take every rune and gank him

he has no escape and will have no mana without runes and you can delay his arcane boots and veil by like 15 min if you kill him twice

>morph

uhhhhh

>imgur
>not just linking to sadpanda along with the rest of hirame's work

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relax my dude

I just googled the title buddy.

IT'S LIT

based cap, our guy

Sorry about that, but thanks for the explanation. I don't read reddit so I didn't know that he posts there, nor do I know any reddit references or memes.

clockwerk is a dwarf in armour

>eu and na cucks arguing over tier 2 relevancy
>when alpha gooks have already secured the scene

gets me every time

>newbee plays a greedy lineup that teamfights early and peak at 30-35 minutes
>enemy team picks a lineup that this is fairly easy to execute against because gotta draft according to muh meta
>newbee wins

>newbee plays a greedy lineup that teamfights early and peak at 30-35 minutes
>enemy team picks a greedy lineup that teamfights early and peak at 20-25 minutes
>newbee gets behind and lose

wow that was hard

>mfw people keep saying phoenix is shit
>they leveld spirits and feed on offlane
How many more heroes are hidden OP because people keep insisting on shit skill,item builds?

based fucking redeye with his finger on the meme pulse

How tall is that guy? Gals like Sheever have a very limited dating pool. No wonder they ended up together.

He said "kid memes" when he really meant "normie memes", OD of course follows in.

Ourest guys

Hello? :3

still wish they'd stop losing to TNC/Fnatic

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You forgot the >Betting
again

not him but thx for spying on reddit for us so we don't have to, i bet that is the only reason you visit that site.

I want to play this game but I don't want to interact with anyone else on my team because odds are everyone are complete dickheads but if I'm not playing a team game it's no fun

>they're going to draft stronger lanes, instead of even lanes, and they're gonna be more aggressive

BRAVO ANALYSIS
B
R
A
VO SHEEVER

Why would they say normie memes when they're normalfags themselves?

>mfw I can only fuck rich carries with MKBs

why don't we ANALyse the drafts of games anymore instead of bandwagonning?>

isn't she like 8 years older than him or something

........ Guys stop disrespecting sheever "sex her, sheever loves anal kreygasm". what sort of comments are these? where are your goddamn manners? respect sheever, shes a women and if you cant do that, get the hell out of this chat. We must respect women and not talk like some pervert idiot. Remember those manners that your mom and dad taught your, dont divert away from manners

Yes so there's about a 110% chance he upgraded the most important parts.

>>enemy team picks a greedy lineup that teamfights early and peak at 20-25 minutes
But alliance picked memefight while newbee picked a push lineup

But betting IS for degenerates. I'm saving you money.

All dota 2 personalities are reddit ;_;

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>linking to fbi honeypots

My research stems from Twitter

his chest plate?

ah classic Blizzard design

WHAT HTE FUCK ROFL

THAT GUY IS PURE SHIT NOT EVEN A GOOD MEMER

>wake up
>newbee shitcanned for the second time

Reddit here, stay irrelevant fags xD

dusty
eggs

when you play phoenix offlane you max spirits first you cuck

if you dont you'll get literally nothing from the lane

if you're implying that offlane phoenix isnt viable you're retarded

But Slacks is literally our guy.

Reddit hates him.

I want to be male gold digger for esports personalities. Ready to get in the ass.

How do I start?