it can be anything. im sleepy and bored so ill do any of the request asked here after i wake up
nite /dsg/
Connor Martinez
Karla getting branded by a jailer
Gavin Powell
does anyone know whether they updated anti-cheat parameters with the latest PC update? Is CE still safe to use offline?
Robert Cook
Anri, the nun of Carim, being taken advantage of by the dancer.
Bentley Jackson
dont go online with a save you've cheated with simple senpai
Lincoln Martinez
>Oh dear, another doggy contender >Mind you, the mantle of lore interests me none
What did he mean by that? Is it some kind of 4th wall breaking?
Joshua Bennett
This was safe to do last patch, though- as long as you only item swapped for weapons, mats, and souls, you could go online and not be flagged for softbuns, because I done that
Ayden Campbell
dont go online with a cheated save, use an alt fuccboi
Jaxon Robinson
can i use the lothric sword without getting hated on
it reminds me of the BSS from ds1
Camden Smith
Gwyndolin. I need more Gwyndolin porn in my life.
Robert Collins
I use it
Hunter Wilson
use whatever you want ppl will find a reason to bitch about anything you use
Jackson Peterson
Boy I love fighting the NPC gank fest in Grand Archives at low level
Nathan Williams
you can keep saying it, but I am softbun free and there was a softbun wave earlier today of which I avoided
Shit, there's even a post on the CE forums where a dude was testing what would and wouldn't get you banned, but obviously it's outdated now that there's a new patch
if you don't have a real answer, just ignore
Josiah Mitchell
Why the fuck isn't there a option to display character names and online id at the same time?
Oliver Collins
So this is the power of the PC....
woah....
Jack Adams
your PC must be fucking garbage. this makes you look bad, not the game
Jose Sullivan
Buddy thats on maximum settings.
Go see for yourself, its right by where you get the longbow at highwall, next to that first Pus of Man.
Henry Parker
>trying to help darkmoon bruhs out >no one is invading
From is just a meme master like that I wonder what they will surprise us with next
Joshua Bennett
New patch changes Knights starting weapon to the Estoc.
Robert Gomez
Where should dex builds farm souls? Killing Drakeblood takes too much time because of the lower damage type? Im farming the Lothric Knight at the Castle bonfire with avarice, serpent and shield of want for 5000 souls per kill.
Jordan Barnes
the gold angels are probably still the best even without Rapport, just because of all the titanite drops.
Mason Collins
This slut. or Ciaran
Zachary Richardson
...I did not know about the rapport thing. Christ, ima farm those now. Hell yeah Thanks lad
Aiden Johnson
Anyone else just really like Priscilla and the Painted World?
Isaac Foster
this slutty sissy boi
Ian Bell
Anyone on PS4 willing to drop me a cestus? I want to punch people and stuff
Joshua Scott
i do
Asher Flores
Is there a worse feeling?
Blake Gomez
Kill yourselves faggots.
Kayden Rogers
I think the guy with cosplaying as a Darkwraith is hacking. He's completely invulnerable while attacking.
David Lewis
go choke on a horse cock you fucking nigger
Isaac Kelly
You tell me to suck cock like you think it's a bad thing. Are you ashamed of yourself, user?
Jaxson Young
What's the best weapons to imbue chaos in a 40/40 int/fth pyro build, I want to make these fuckers count.
Connor Diaz
>tfw saint bident will never have a unique weapon art >tfw saint bident will never have more than a "C" scaling, regardless of infusion >tfw saint bident is the fastest weapon in the game relative to its size >tfw saint bident is the most stamina efficient weapon in the game relative to its reach >tfw saint bident, regardless of infusion, has the lowest AR of any fully upgraded item in the game that's intended to be used as a weapon in combat >tfw saint bident is the only one handed thrusting weapon with unparriable R2's >tfw saint bident is the longest weapon in the game by an extraordinarily significant margin
i-it's okay saint bident, i-i still love you
David James
I love how it reminds me of Super Mario 64. I always have a smile on my face when the character goes into the painting.
Hunter Reed
>super mario 64
That's how I found the Painted World the first time. I don't think I would have tried inspecting the painting otherwise.
Camden Barnes
So I did the alternate End of Fire ending and it didn't unlock the End of Fire achievement.
Shit.
Carson Gray
are you into large two handed weapons? Astora Greatsword. (Best option from a purely damage perspective. Has A/A scaling with both Faith and Intelligence. +10 AR with 40/40 Fai/Int is 792)
Spear/Glaive/Halberd? Red-hilted Halberd(Superior to Regular halberd due to poise WA), Partizan(Good Slash, Speed, Range)
Owen Ramirez
Post yfw Anor Londo in DS3.
Elijah Russell
No he's telling you to choke on one. Not suck one, fag.
Grayson Price
>Aldritch and Pontiff literally raped Gwyndolin into a soulless husk
Julian Ward
>F12 >Neat
Aiden Allen
>invade Anal Rodeo >immediately sent out as boss battle is going on >just a millisecond before i leave the boss dies >get an Aldritch soul
toppest of lels
Michael Peterson
The name drop caught me by surprise. I already knew it was Anor Londo but I didn't think they'd actually just straight up call it the same thing.
Jordan Wilson
this place is much smaller than i remember, is this really the same place? or am I just bigger?
Thomas Evans
>finally make a female character I like her. My only regret is I can't make her ass CE huge.
Aaron Bennett
That's true devotation to your weaponfu user-kun.
Nathan Johnson
Well, at least she looks female.
Owen Allen
Holy fuck man you get it in Undead Settlement, it takes 20 minutes to reach it from a fresh start.
Logan Lee
I mean it did hit him
Jeremiah Gray
IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST
Michael Ross
>nearly every animation nerfs the fuck out of your thrust defense What a shit game DaS3 is.
Julian Cook
>you cant lower your upgrade level by storing the upgraded weapon I was going to ask about this.
So the game just checks the level of your highest upgraded weapon, in storage or otherwise, and matchmakes based on it, and not what you're actually equipped with?
Cooper Russell
>listing a couple of advantages and disadvantages seems balanced to me.
exccept for the weapon art. considering how they were hyped, a lot of them are just disappointing
Liam Parker
Now this is minmaxing .
James Nguyen
how does this even work?
Evan Wilson
Don't read this unless you want to have your mind blown.
Joseph Lopez
well, in original anor londo there was an awful amount of running, elevator-riding and waiting involved to get to the entrance of the church
Tyler Russell
Not done yet
Black leather boots and dancer's armor helps
Jackson Peterson
If you're gonna ember after you pontiff you have to summon a white or other dickrider. I was in Wotb and fingered and I was invaded by a red and two aldrich fags and they 3v1d my dick off before I could even get a babysitter. People shit on hosts for summoning whites to dickride them but its really the only possible way to go through sulyvahn to aldrich embered and not get 3v1'd by a bunch of faggots.
Julian White
i'm shamelessly and unironically using secondary weapon estoc until you faggots quit overusing glaives, gotthards and astora gs in every fucking fight club
if you want to use the best and most broken weapons in the game, you lose all right to complain about others in their class
Henry Perez
>samefagging this blatantly Why are faggots so pathetic?
Noah Gray
Can we talk side weps you guys carry?
Crossbow? Whips? Estocs? Shotel? Avelyn?
What do you usually take?
Luke Sanchez
> try greatswords > try axes > try spears > try hammers > go about 1:1 win:loss
> go back to BKGA > win by taking out 70%+ of opponent's HP with two swings > just have to swing when someone gets close or catch them out of a roll
I know there are counters but it's disgusting how brainless this is. I want to like Souls PvP because of the fashion and everything else but the actual gameplay is just garbage. It's like a really shitty fighting game. Gear and stats shouldn't matter as much as they do.
can't wait for mordhau alpha
Evan Miller
have a butt
Connor Rogers
That's because you are in a covenant hot spot. If you want to go through there embered then do it offline.
Henry Martin
>tfw scimitar is the coolest looking curved sword >tfw it got an S scaling this time >tfw it's still short as fuck >tfw its damage is still shit thanks to pathetic base damage >tfw no bleed >tfw it's moves are fucking awful >tfw whats the point when warden twinblades and carthus curved exist
i just accepted it that for a weapon in soulsgames to be good, it has to look shit. or be a straight sword.
Wyatt Nguyen
>the humans in the souls universe are actually really small
Jace Wilson
If you think the BKGA is broken, try the BKG.
At least the BKGA has kinda shit range, is horribly slow, and is easily punished. The BKG can legit do twice more damage as a BKGA double swing in one combo.
Wyatt James
How good would a heavy zweihander be with 40 strength compared to a refined zweihander and 40/40?
Jaxson Hill
Pyromancy flame Demon fist
Carter Johnson
>tfw short sword isnt in ds3 and no one cares to notice also what's the generic best medium shield for PVP?
Dylan Davis
i think he says lord, not lore >wants the flame to die etc etc
Eli Scott
You're clearly fighting scrubs only then. The BKGA is extremely easy to dodge and is countered hard by both fast weapons and long weapons. It only shines against weapons that have same or less reach like the other greataxes and some greatswords.
Jeremiah Martinez
If there was 3 things you could change in DS3 What would it be?(specific)
Thomas Reed
>do it offline
what lol? how can you be this dumb
Carson Mitchell
...
Angel Parker
I know Im just saying if you want to pvp after pontiff without getting 3v1d just summon a white
Liam James
have a butt
Angel Green
Short sword is in. Black knight.
Hunter Murphy
But the short sword is in the game senpai
Owen Davis
>pass summon 800SL friend >he drops your rings WOAH MAGIC!
Jace Rodriguez
I'm disappointed it has no lightning scaling or benefits from it greatly, and that it doesn't shoot the beams the man-grub priests use that look exactly like the Bident.
Carthus Curved Sword is absolutely insane, it invalidates every other Curved Sword aside from Warden's due to it's insane reach and top-tier damage.