/ink/ - Splatoon General

Remember when threads being made ten minutes early was our biggest problem?

This. I was having alot of fun then the servers decide to choke on us.

>Implying they aren't both best girl

>10 minutes
>during dead hours with 100 posts to go
>"b-but it's not the biggest problem!!!"

It was never that extreme.

Hopefully it'll get fixed soon enough that I'll be able to at least get enough points to reach the king/queen title.

The timing for this splatfest was great for me since I had just unlocked the last ? slots on the gear I added them to with the winnings from last splatfest.

Nice revisionist history.

Let's talk about how far we got before the crash. Who Champion here?

>thread rarely breaks 150 posters
What on earth.

nah it was usually 50-30 posts earlier

No, because they're two different girls.
And they're equally perfect.
Personal preference is all that separates them.

Two wins away from Fancy Queen. My Splatfest Power was 1668.

Dancing with Marie!

Shoutout to based user creating more Splatoon art in response to babts war on Splatoon art.

So they're just the Daemon sisters then?

Source?

>Holding hands while dancing
>Titties pressed together
>One of you is dressed like a supermodel
>One of you is dressed as a bear
l-l-l-l-l-l-l-lewd

>nigger lips

can someone shop it out please? It ruins the drawing.

I was out most of the evening but thought I'd have time to play. Only got to Fancy Fiend with Splatfest power around 1622 or something dumb like that. I haven't gotten to play a Splatfest since they changed the format so it's disappointing.

Literally one win away from Champion.
>can't even upboat miiverse posts to circlejerk with other fancies over their pictures of squilliam and cute dresses
:^(

filename bruh

>Source?
it's a tumblr filename with the artist's name being the first thing in it
figure it out

I had JUST gotten to champion when the severs went down, trapping me in "searching for battle" until I had to turn off the wii u.

I didn't get to get started until more than an hour after splatfest began.

what are you guys doing meanwhile?

Posting on /ink/.

Story mode.

/comfy/ while having a few drinks

>>splatoon.ink lifetime unique user IPs
>US: 7M
>Canada: 500k
>France: 1.5M
>Germany: 1M
>UK: 500k
>JP: 800k
>AU: 100k
>average 20k unique IPs per day

I don't even know what to make of these numbers

the internet is a wonderful place

I'm just gonna go to bed I guess.

My next chance to try this will be tomorrow afternoon, so who know if I'll actually have the time to get to the king/queen title now.

enjoying some chips and salsa waiting for the servers to unfuck themselves

North Americans confirmed as weirdo paedophiles.

Debating on going to bed or waiting

>servers are back online

Finally!

Yous best not be shitting me user

>North Americans confirmed as 90's kids

FTFY

>3 countries that don't speak English have more hits than Canada
Wonder why.

>3 times as many French as British people
Huh

>lying on the internet

I JUST turned off my wii... oh well, there's no turning back. good night, /ink/

There are only Octoposters up here in igloo-land

>you were shitting me
That's it, user, I'm making my own imageboard just to ban you from it.

>Octoposter is Canadian
I'll remember this.
If only I knew any insults for Canadians.

one octoposter is canadian, i don;t know about the other one(s)

hosers

Why did posting stop?

Amerifat here

>mfw I used the downtime to finally get those few missing sea scrolls and the Hero Charger Replica

Playing Splatfest again I suppose.

You can just hack those now

You can't hack fun.

Liar.

Maintenance changed from all their shit to just Splatoon
We might be back on soon

I want to make Marie a sandwich

Anyone want to fight with me?

Put em up

;_;

Yep it's back now. Seems to running smooth too. Best to get your crown before it gets slogged down again.

why would you do that/ the scrolls are actually fun to find

Lying is a sin, I hope you like MOLTEN BRIMSTONE.

Now that's just not true at all

Have you never did some?

How did they fuck this up? Were they not prepared for it?

All the main Splatoon staff are working on the NX port and Spla2oon.

Unf. Those soft-as thighs and nethers.

It's Nintendo. Like some other user said this same shit happened right at the start of a testfire too. They don't know shit about online.

Hopefully we get another hour added to play like when it happened with the testfire.

Splatwooon?

I want to laugh at Marie's jiggly body while I thrust into her

Getting into a 2 on 1 fist fight with Callie and Marie!

...

You said it was fixed. I just hopped on set for the epic run from fanboy to King and all I'm getting is MAINTENANCE

If only sloshers were that useful.

God knows what kind of bullshit you'd have to pull to get on the bad side of both of them. One of which is the slowest Squid to anger in existence.

Best I ever got was a double kill with a Slosh and a damage up boosted burst bomb

I want to fuck that slosher woomy

Method one
>Tell Marie she looks old, steal Callie's chips, say your prayers
Method two
>Be an Octarian

Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

Snatching food out of her hand and eating it right in front of her face

>you will never be waterboarded by a woomy out for revenge

Goodnight user

>Snatching food out of her hand and eating it right in front of her face

I want someone to draw this, and the Inkling must have the most smug face on the planet.

Not with that unfresh as fuck gassmask

Stealing Callie's snacks is a crime met with certain death.

>not taking it off to cum on her face then putting it back on and having her play rank with your cum trapped in the mask

>Wasting your essence on an unfresh squid
Fuckin chumps I tell ya

I want to make Marie a penis sandwich. And her buns are the buns.

GODDAMNIT!

Isn't there still more than a day and a half to go?

I wonder if they'll extend the splatfest a bit to compensate for the maintenance like they did with the 3rd testfire

I hope so. Was having alot of fun until this maintenance cock block.

Nintendo pls

It's been seven hours and fifteen days since the servers went down

I should hope so, it's pretty poor sport to put on a limited time event and then reducing that time with maintainance