/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

I wouldn't be so sure about that

use a bottle, idiot

>Anarchy
>Its shit as expected

...

>it's made shit by the people who have been saying it's shit

Gee Johnny, why don't you tell me more about self fulfilling prophecies?

It's actually been great, even with the plasmaflooding, if you haven't been having fun you're probably one of the bayshitters complaining about anarchy and releasing plasma

>tfw you find pictures of blueberry moths
It's perfect for this general.

Who's your waifu?

>tfw kurt raped trinity before you

I hate Weedy

>you will never be raped in the purge

we all do man

Honestly this was a retarded idea
I don't understand the point of lifting ERP rules, just let everyone kill each other for a few rounds at most but don't take up an entire day with this shit

>tfw when you'll never see trinity ever again

It's one fucking day man and it won't even get good until we're well into it and the autists stop throwing their little tantrums

strawpoll.me/10207002

Just a reminder that just because there are no rules doesn't mean that no one has memories
If you legitimately RP raping someone we're going to remember that shit

I LOVE RAPE

I LOVE RAPE

I LOVE RAPE

at this point the only erp or rape there will ever be will be done ironically

> not raping ironically
ishygddt

Bring back ei'nath

this was the best idea any of you have had in a long while

Only tricking people into farting on a bible as the clown comes close

I'm sorry Trinity

>Kurt Jacobs unzips his own jumpsuit, letting his COCK swing out.
>Kurt Jacobs Pushes his erect twelve inch COCK right into Trinity's slit, mercilessly tearing her hymen.
>Kurt Jacobs says, "You did good kid."
>The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
>Justification : 'I raped Trinity.'

bit late now

>we're going to remember that shit
And get banned for metagruding if you act on it.

amazing

What does that do anyways.

hello nevill yahir

completely destroys your body and brain

don't act like you didn't know

Nah, I just started playing again recently
Farting wasn't even a thing when I last played

>first round of the purge starts with 60-70 players
>server manages to keep a steady 40 players online at 3 in the morning

Totally dead guys :^)

It's kind of like nuclear warfare.

Everyone is itching to do it but no one wants to go first
Now that kurt loosed up (heh) the restrictions, we'll see how things devolver

>Nasir Scott: OH GOD YES WASHING MACHINES
>Nasir Scott: OH BABY
>Nasir Scott ERPs with the washing machines
>Nasir Scott: YES THIS IS GOOD
>Nasir Scott/ ERPs some more with the washing machines.
>Nasir Scott: UNF UNF UNF
>Nasir Scott: UNF
>Nasir Scott ERPs real hardcore with the washing machine, some sick shit you wouldn't even believe
>Unknown: OH YEAH GHOSTS
>Unknown: OPEN THAT SHIT
>Unknown: CLOSE THAT SHIT
>Unknown: OH BABY
>Unknown continues to ERP with the washing machines, doing shit that you would literally puke if you could actually see it
>Unknown: OH BABY
>Nasir Scott: I'M DONE NOW
>Nasir Scott: I HOPE MY SICK WATCHERS ENJOYED THAT HOT MEMERY
>Nasir Scott: OH WHO AM I KIDDING
>Nasir Scott ERPs one more time with the washing machine. You think your mother just blushed, despite not knowing.
>Nasir Scott: WEW

What the fuck was that?

IT EXPLODED IN MEDBAY LOBBY AND INSTANTLY DIED BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD 300 GUNS BECAUSE ITS PURGE

Fucking incredible.

WHAT HAPPENS IF IT'S NUKEOPS

>Trinity instantly rushes to murder kurt as the round starts
>As soon as she gets him the round ends because blab died super fast

Captain had his laser and egun.

I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING THIS MUCH!

today has been fucking incredible

I killed it :^)

t. mikecari mc valids

Jesus christ
Nasir Scott is elim's static, right?

YOU ERP THE OPS

I RECOGNIZE THAT FACE

desu kurt's a shit so this will be a great time to meta him

what face

If only elim was here to see this

THAT WAS ELIM

That was slim you retard

>kill a guy
>kill another guy
>ghost
I just cant get into it

so play normally

Over half of the people playing are basically doing just that, with a shit load of powergaming mixed in

I thought elim hated the washing machine meme

He embraced it literally

>Be me Kurt Jacobs the security officer
>Warden immediately rushes at me with a taser
>Tase them and cuff them
>Tase Megurine Luka as they come out of their office
>Cuff and drag them into the showers
>Strip them
>Pussy out, rape isn't my style anymore
>Uncuff them both and let them kill me

>washing machine meme
I'm somewhat new, can someone fill me in on this?

I've only been IAA though

>security officer
>always plays iaa
dohoho

I was a fake Kurt, a memer using his name for my raping purposes.

t. Fake Kurt

>Be me Kurt Jacobs the s--

Stopped reading.

there was another one with the same name

this is deep, Trinity deep false flagging

I am a martyr

I am a failure

I am a meme

>log into ss13
>it's a purge round
>post antag type in thread
>Meta Status: Communicated

>log into ss13
>it's a purge round
>post plasma flood status in the thread
>Meta Status: Communicated

>Kurt rapes Trinity
>Trinity rushes and murders Kurt
>Trinity and Kurt erp in a pod

This entire cycle was across 4 rounds in an hour, truly amazing

I WANT TO [/spoiler]____[/spoiler] TRINITY!

>Warning! SPS 'TRIN' has detected the death of their wearer at the Escape Pod One

Trinity is a fucking PRO!

nice

DELETE THIS

>Tfw when you put two and two together

Trinity is the ERP general poster

HUG

putting your sps or gps as your first name is haram as fuck desu

be friends and hang out with

All the security waifus do it

>decide to come back to space after 14 years
>its anarchy day and everyone is raping each other
Now I remember why I left

Sorry I don't rescue those whom I don't know :^)

Why? As a sec player, I prefer both seeing which officer gets deadified and I like to know other people know as quickly as possible that I'm the one that's dead

Trinity is legitimately trying to erp in game now, enjoy her boys ;)

because last name or bust, no one cares about your first name

I never asked for this.

>cannot rape my waifu because she only observes
Now that'd be going out with a bang.

>not just indiscriminately raping everyone

people only ever refer to me by my first name in game. In either case it's still your name so I don't really see the difference

Force her into the world as a cultist with manifest ghost
Taser her, cuff and muzzle
Rape her manifest ghost then when you're finished step off the rune and watch her crumble into bones and cum

>mfw it's finally time to unleash my burning AUTISM without "ahelp: blasmaman dragging dangerous shit around the station"

>tfw brain damage irl