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[YouTube] Fatal1ty - Practice time - By Mr Positivity (embed)

>Previous thread

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ded general

who is that sperm slag

I'M ARTISTIC
Y'ALL NIGGAS IS AUTISTIC, RETARDED

jesus she is fucking gross

>[YouTube] Fatal1ty - Practice time - By Mr Positivity (embed)

where did you get this thread of me?

GUYS

GUYS

if you don't find any retards in your game... are you the retard?

someone carry me

loungedestroyer has all the items bettable and you can filter it to see which is has the most overvalued betting value

post link

i dont know if this works
chrome-extension://ghahcnmfjfckcedfajbhekgknjdplfcl/settings/index.html#

>chrome
yeah nah im good

wow this general is literally dead

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

why don't you suck my dick then?

>chrome

NIP OR LG

sup reddit

>tfw have chrome installed on my laptop w/ fedora 23 installed

forgive me stallman, for i have sinned
but i need chrome for class

>I need chrome for class
apple devices also mandatory?

FAT GOPHER AND THE FAGGOT to commentate

why

no but i have to go to a bunch of different websites, some of which require flash

Was survivor the most comfiest 1.6 map?

I just love that sound when you walked on snow

What browser is better, then?
If you say firefox or any of it's forks then please neck yourself

...

O P E R A

>google tells me it's the best so it is
>muh firefox false dichotomy

>smoker
ner i sopporna med dig

last I checked opera is literally a chrome skin
might as well use the original

nice argument reddit

firefox is garbage. off yourself, sjw.

>try to avoid russians by using burger vpn
>russians also queue for US servers
how the fuck do I get rid of them

if you're in europe, block all servers except the spanish ones, those have the fewest russians from my experience

also don't queue for dust2

I want to pound Pansy's thick fanny

>last I checked opera is literally a chrome skin
I didn't know google marketers shilled on /v/

Nice reading comprehension retard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_dilemma

You must be at least 18 and semi-literate to post here

so which Asian cartoons are you currently watching this season?

I'm watching AA, DiU, Hundred, and Netoge

i dont watch cartoons because im not a child
grow up

I bet you wear shorts in public though lol fag

except opera has better perfomance :>

>csbabbies will defend this
lmao

then why do you play a game that's targeted towards children?

he was clearly implying firefox is not garbage which just isn't true.

Who's hotter? Sheever or Pansy?

No you dumb faggot, a false dichotomy is an illusion of "either or" this post is literally saying that firefox isn't the only option. You're just a fucking retard who lacks reading comprehension and an understand of terms.

This fat fuck is about to eat the microphone

playing video games isnt as bad as being a degenerate fuck that falls in love with drawn girls

how do i rank up guys? i keep getting paired with retards

>implying it's even a contest
The dutch goddess all the way

>falls in love with drawn girls

So you never watched a shounen or mecha series?

he was clearly defending it. go be retarded somewhere else.

play with friends who are good at the game

You must be at least 18 and semi-literate in English to post here.

who is the cutest pro and why it is
>pic related

LG is cheating again.

>he fell for the 4:3 meme

>she's dating a manlet that's 8 years younger than her

she's getting so desperate now that her eggs are starting to expire.

no
recommend me one maybe ill watch it :)

not an argument

>luminocheaty gayming are still allowed to play
boring esports

she should have held out for me ;_;

pronax

...

she's not a tranny?

>get btfo
>start spouting molyneux memes as damage control

Stay off /pol/, you're too sad for the board, and that's saying something considering all the redditor refugees that board has.

>it's a LG destroys EU/NA episode

16-0 nice script gotards

i clearly just explained how you were wrong yet you keep on posting. why?

what the fuck are these casters
pansy and blu wtffffff

E Z S K I N E Z

>monkeys cheating

well shit

It's a "NiP comeback once everyone has counted them out" episode.

>jungle monkeys cheating again
ebin

>nip

yeah I know, I'm in the exact same situation
if you soloQ and can't carry 1v5 you should just forget ranking up

at least we got a 'China destroys LG' episode

hopefully we'll get another at ELEAGUE

delet this

>he watches team reddit vs cheating monkeys instead of our boy pronax's team vs allu's team

>cheating monkeys

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

kek

holy shit when did LG get so fucking good

Some days you get the 1, some days you get the 7.

Why is NiP playing so aggressive suddenly? They usually play a lot slower and methodically.

What's with the shitty ESL sound? Like they added a bunch of retarded reverb.

Why does everyone else looks as though they're playing checkers compared to BR?

BR are just on another level in every way. Aim, reaction, gamesense, unpredictability, confidence, etc.

It's called adaptation.

And we can see how well that is going.

>cheating monkeys are at it again
yawn stream closed

>not watching both

would you let fallen fuck your bitch?

gooks > favelas at all of those except gamesense

>expecting something to work against LG

Even if you are winning 14 - 5, you won't be confident. Those guys are the kings of the comeback.

And bunda.

nip is so bad

...

That was fast.

fnx is so hot ;3

*kings of the hacks

>br are just buzzwords

yep

literally donating themselves to the monkeys now