Dota 2 - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES

Previous thread:

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

What did she mean by this?

wew NA Dotards are literally the most retarded people on earth

>wake up
>eg 0-2'd by col
i missed all the fun

this fat fuck is stealing millions

this is a matumbaman thread

where the FUCK is the battle pass?

Is he pretending to be retarded? Because that's shitposting too.

4. EG played like shit and lost

thanks for the screenshot of an nadota post friend

In my pants, qt.

or you know ppd could have just drafted really badly cuz hes a fuckboi and his team is fucking dogshit

One day Navi will be top1 again.
One day...

started betting on sure win matches with immortals from last year

hedging with value bets on good odds, got lucky a few times

up 2.8k usd now i think

FIRST FOR FUCK OFF ANIME

How does it feel to be a degenerate?

S L U T
L
U
T

UncleNox DAMN UncleNox IT UncleNox FEELS UncleNox GOOD UncleNox TO UncleNox BE UncleNox A UncleNox LIVING UncleNox DUMPSTER UncleNox

lewd af

SHEEVER
LOVES
ANAL

Sheever likes Anal confirmed

Who do I offlane for my #roadto6k in this memetic patch?

post em

Hello my fellow NA bulls.

SHEEEEEVER

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Slardar, Axe, Beasmaster.

what does d2g stand for?

How would it feel to grind your erect penis inside Sheveer's anus as she keeps moaning and moving her ass?

Would you a Rexxar /d2g/?

She still virgin cos takes everything in the ass.

Better payouts.
You can bet on Sports matches, CS:GO and Dota matches as well.
The admins notify if something is wrong (like calibrating prices, stuff like that).

Liquid vs OG

Did people forget that Liquid already beat OG at this tournament?

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ask Owen

i just gamble with item drops, eventually if your winning your start getting more expensive ones and it sorta grows. now im betting with 2-3 dollar items

I love Sheever!

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What is this memery

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Why is Tony Stark at Epicenter?

Deviant too gayers

Sheever is literally perfect.

I feel like my 8 incher would seem small doing anal with sheever

Delusions 2 grandeur

Dicking 2 Gays.

HIROHITOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well that was dumb

I haven't watched/played Dota for half a year. Who are the top 5 teams and meme heroes?

haha funneh

>I climbed out of 2k-3k by playing support
How. How is that possible
I as a cuckport "main" refuse to believe a human being could possibly win consistently in a bracket where a win or loss is determined by a 50% chance you get game losing retarded carries/mids
FUCKING HOW

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is miracle autistic?

post pic

Reminder of what we are supposed to do here.

Thanks for making me cringe. ruskies

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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liquid, newbee
phoenix

>Actually liking Dota
Looks like reddit alright

playing a good support means a bit more than just babysitting your carry for 10 minutes and warding constantly.
start with these moments youre thinking "im kinda wasting my time atm where should i be to be more effective" and start working on those. if you say you dont have these moments youre lying to yourself.

Why is purge so awkward?

He seemed happier years ago.

What will it take for warlock to be viable?

ofc she does

JEW AND ARAB

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Based Purge shutting down the fun

I wasn't watching, what happened? What was the surprise thing they were talking about?

Holy shit he's a literal sperg.

multicult agenda has reached russia we are doomed

hes getting pretty old and achieved nothing

recently spend couple of thousands of dollars on Bernie that will get BTFOD and even his most deluded supporters like purge know it

Why are both captains supports?


Are supports the manliest of the whole team?

nice

NINE THOUSAND RUSSIAN DOTA DOLLARYDOOS

WHY DO THEY NEED TO MAKE ALL THESE GIMMICKS

NOONE LIKES IT AND THE AUTISTS PLAYERS DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT

ALSO ALL THE SCENE AND INTRO STUFF

PLEASE STOP

>MUUUUH CRIIIINGE

Kill yourself beta faggot. You are the cringe.

Most of the captains are roaming supports.

haha getting the r/cringe, dude?

9,000 in frog dollars for Miracle. It was retarded.

Matumba will get 9k, just you wait Kuro

Fly isn't autist my man. And I am always happy to watch him and masturbate.

kuro is the manletiest at least

What does Valve do the whole day considering they can't release new heroes or a Compendium? Have they given up on Dota and just want to milk it for the rest of the money that's in it?

well, he transitioned from player to analyist or caster

I guess that is better and has more future.

Yep. The whole game is just carrycuckies prepping the victory for their pos5 bulls.

They love spending their days swimming in a huge vault of cash like Scrooge McDuck.

>no Constantinople Major

reminder that this is all Europe's fault for not accepting American proposal.

HOW CAN PETER EVEN COMPETE?

you cannot play for your whole team as cores beucase you need to focus on yourself

meanwhile supports just run around most the times they can look everywhere

ETERNAL AUTISM BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

ENVY CONFIRMED CHEATER LMAO

>ENVY USES ARMLET SCRIPT
FUCKING LMAOING

Puppey. Also support.

Envy using an armlet script?

Those are legal?

>envy using cheats
why am i not surprised

>ENVY USES AN ARMLET SCRIPT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>EE uses scripts

how is he so bad then?

SHOO SHOO WE*VER

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK????????