/swgg/ - Star Wars Games General

I'll post a burly old man if you so wish

we're all girls here m8

>not a furfag but id fuck a cathar
Think about what you just said for a minute

Post more main Vuffy

>not picking the smug "is there a problem here" option

>knights are stuck channeling an ability called "concentration" for 800 seconds and I can't progress until they stop because combat locks me out of the conversation.

Tiggered?

Heated like tiger balm.

This happened on my Trooper. Literally never going to complete the expansion on it now, can't be fucking bothered to get back into the swing.

>DK genchat is now blowing up because people are whining that the military gamers guild is discriminatory against people who aren't/weren't in the military by not letting them join

How would they even check if you were in the military?

Who is this guy trying to fool?

Big Lungs General

Butthurt Big Guy General

>ywn sneak into a Jedi Temple and confess your erotic sins to a Jedi Sage
>ywn see her blush from the amount of cocks you've taken
>ywn engage in a cross-faction lesbian taboo relationship
Why are we here? Is it just to suffer?
>mfw

>tfw permanently banned from the swtor twitch
It's many months now since i got banned, wish i could get unbanned

what'd you do?

I can't remember, i think i shitposted or complained about something.

>tfw no cat and mouse games as she tries to stop you from escaping with republic secrets but doesn't want to hurt you either

Musco still popping the defensive cd's before entering combat?

is he still popping a DCD over HK?

If it's any consolation, my Sage would happily participate in such a scenario.

>trapyra

nothing wrong with that.

Commencing Operation: Blue Clam Slam

Tip: you might have better luck clam slamming without wearing a hat with an attached bald wig.

Tip: Implying I don't make millions a day in tips wearing my lucky hat

I don't think the hat is the main factor there.

Sometimes I do wear different things

I am bringing 3 of my friends from WoW over to this game. They spent a lot of time in Moon Guard so they enjoy the strange things that a game can offer. So what is a good server and faction for them to set up shop?

Ebon Hawk

does it matter pub or imp?

EH Imp if they're from Moon Guard

So was I

thanks! you know a game is on its way out when the only thing keeping someone there are the freaks in Moon Guard

I have characters on both sides

There's a group of us from the general that play together in a guild republic side

But it's not that kind of group

unless you pay for it

>you will never walk out in public wearing those outfits.

why live?

Here is the final and revised version of stickmen classes. Weve got sorc edited to be sage, now i just need +'s and -'s for shadow

>tfw Valk had his own hot biker milf

That is awesome. keep up the good work.

+ for shadow - sneak around and watch people like the pervert you are

can't think of anything else to add. just know I would be the watcher enjoying myself while others were doing private things thinking they were alone

>hot

I like this helm with this top.

Also who /cape/ here?

>implying you wouldn't introduce Senya to your Zildrog serpent

Capeshit reporting in
too bad there's only two torn capes in this game

>he doesn't have mommy issues

and I thought I was strange with my fetishes.

time to milk him for all his money.

I left Moon Guard after 9 years because it got too normie to make decent gold. Take that however you will.

He's already dished out about 14 mil I think. That was about a week ago I think.

>14 mil I think

I don't keep a tally or anything

Way too many for that

sexiest female body? 1 or 2?

>1
>sexy

2

1 if you're going for a young, shy type
2 for more mature, experienced "milf"
3 for femdom
4 for the ass enthusiasts

You're talking about for ERP right?

I'm talking for something that would make nerd's pants wet.

any bt with slutty clothing

if you're fixing to pitch a tent, 2.

BT2 seems to be the most popular for me. The others should be for your "spin-off" fetish caterers. Just my opinion though.

yeah. those glory days are gone forever.

I used to troll "visitors" that came to the Lions Pride Inn. I created a gnome called cubscout. I used to invite them to a group and then tell them "I am a bad cubscout. I ran out on my last scout master. I need you to punish me and by punish me I mean with your cock".

100% of the time they logged off.

I used to laugh so hard it hurt. I never thought about the "what if you meet someone who is just looking for that? what then?"

wouldnt you know. the name Femdom Goddess was free.

4 if you wanna be thicc

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but porn crops are so much more fun than actual porn

this is a babt post

you want to make money being an ERP slut?

There is one very simple thing you need to do (besides get nice clothing).

You need to be dominant without coming across as a dominatrix. You need to lead them to what needs to be done because I guarantee you 99% of them are painfully shy and don't know how to even approach a female (not alone one in a game).

So make the decisions for them without making it sound like you are telling them what to do.

For example "my aren't you a handsome one. I bet you want something comfy to relax in. Come to my DK stronghold" or "you look like the kind of guy who likes the lights and glamour of Nar Shadaa. come to my pleasure palace"

You should easily be able to figure out what kind of guy this is, how shy and what his tastes are.

Never break the 4th wall (shatter the illusion that you are not really a female chiss or cyborg or whatever you are playing). If the customer asks you 'are you really female?' always laugh, turn your alt around him and say "do I look male to you? Is that what you are looking for? I can get one if you are seeking that!"

You are making money via fantasy. Often times the client is really scared and might log off at a moments notice because he is very skittish.

So your job is to make him (or her) feel comfortable at every step of the way. You lead him to what happens next.

"it must be hard work being a bounty hunter. Here let me give you a nice drink and we can talk about how a big brave guy like you can do such amazing things."

If you follow those things the person will feel relaxed and happy (and will look for you later when he gets horny).

good luck sluts!

If you're getting into the ERP community here's some things to remember.

1. Have a revealing top or bottom. Not both. Never go full slut until you're either on their ship or SH. They'll feel that they "earned" the right to see more of you.
2. Don't charge too much right away. Get them "hooked" first. If you're good you can increase your rates later. Clients that were paying 200k+ a month ago are paying 3-4 mil a session now.
3. The actual roleplay itself. Remember you're painting a picture in the other person's mind so sounds, scents, and colors are important to convey. It's not so much the physical action, but the emotions between the two characters.
Lastly, never do anything you're uncomfortable with. The money is not worth it ever.Even I have lines I won't cross.

this is great. professional whores giving advice.

Only because I love you

Curious: what lines are those?

I'm speechless. Saved. Can I do this only on RP servers or SL/Harb will do?

akk dogs, nonces etc

Nothing underage or gross like scat, gore, or bestiality. That kind of stuff.

And when weird shit like this comes up just end it. it'll only get worse if you don't.

Also always get the money up front or you'll be like this guy.

there goes my fantasy of buying an undeage twi'lek and taking a big dump on her then using a lightsaber to remove her leiku and watching her go at it with a gundark.

That is one of the funniest things I ever read.

That comes up more often than you'd think. Not at the same time though lol.

My client base has been pretty good so far. Some of them have no one else they talk to. I guess I'm that "heart of gold" kind of whore.

>when papa valk don't need no consent

My BT1 patterned after that whore that went to Tera has made me very wealthy.

so you are paid upfront but bail when shit gets weird? wouldnt that be a bad rep? why not bail immediately then? or do you have "subscribers"?

You guys make me think about transferring to TEH

You are enjoying yourself and making money. That is what is important. All those nice things you have is the great reward!

i saw this slut walking around with the guild and I spit my coffee all over my monitor and keyboard.

I love this game. I want to hire one of you whores but I never seem to have any privacy anymore to get anything done. ah well.

I know what they're looking for before money even changes hands. I tell them no if it's something I won't do. I do have "regulars" that I see often yes.

there is going to be another XP boost weekend coming up toward the end of the month (not sure exact days). Make an alt on TEH or whatever server you want and level up like a madman. You can transfer now an alt (cost 1800 I think to transfer from NA to Europe) so you can bring money and armor and all your legacy.

Reminds me of a time where I just talked with someone instead of ERPing
Back when I used to do guilds the Gmas (Guild Master) like RPing with me a lot that the rest of the guild used to "ship" us because we were always together

So then someone tried to hook us up by letting us "go at it" at their Stronghold
We ended up "going at it" in the sense that we just fought each other then gave each other pointers on how to fight X classes and just talked for hours
Eventually we both joked in the Guild chat that we had "the roughest sex on Nar Shaddaa". Everyone bought it like it was 2 for 1 deathsticks
We used to joke afterwards that after we'd do Ops or Flashpoints or Heroics that we'd have to "take care of a mighty need" and just fuck around for an hour
Good times. Good times. Wonder where they all are

>you will never be the meat in that sandwich.

why live?

Ty for advice. While we are on this topic, (I'm on harb) how rp servers are different from regular ones? How's PVP population? Can you talk to people normally?

So we can dream
Because anything can happen in the dream realm

>that time one of my regulars just wanted to talk about his dad dying because he had no one else to grieve with. No I didn't take his money

Hello darkness my old friend