/utg/ - Undertale General

welp i'm tired, goodnight
post flowey

Tf gote?
What the fuck did I miss
And if it includes tg, sign me the fuck up

Omega.

I'm sorry, son but this is a scalie household

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Have a great and comfy day, user!

i want to taste the peanut butter on your tongue

Oh, you were the lonely cookie user?. It rained where I am too but it cleared up a bit by now.
Stop making me miss you so much.

Bad news, everyone. I asked kingdings guy to delete his post an he did.
It proves he won.

tg?

reminder that frisk is a girl

Best possible outcome desu

Good OP.

I hate both vorefags and frogposters equally, so you're really giving me conflicting feelings

I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

Transgender
In the context of a gender change transformation

this is bullshit and i hate asriel and vore, give the poor kid his story

Goat tf only is worth it if it includes user

Frisk is a slant-eyed gook.

I just wanted some cute. ;-;

Reminder we already knew /utg/ canon nearly half a year ago

You too, cutie!
N-no...
Yeah, been raining here all day.
I'm sorry.
Oh well. Vorefag will win someday.

you did the right thing

ew no

TG IRL is gross. TG with MAGIC is great.

Learn the difference!

Real kingdings hours?

>cutie!

Kingdings really is the cutest.

i will kiss you one day user, you cant stop this

Literally this

Also this

The worst thing is to know that I could never meet you
And if I did you would be just some random dude

sure
yes it is

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Kingding is a stupid and uncharacteristic ship.
And one half of it doesn't even have a canon character, so that's saying something.

Good morning /utg/ I love you!

so is literally every ship except alphdyne

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i ship user x me

k
i.imgur.com/6Jzw10q.jpg
Yeah but its cute

it's literally a meme ship. that's kinda the whole joke.

Both are gross tbqfhwy familia

>tfw originally posted it on /v/

Hyper cutie.
I mean, if we somehow get into a romantic relationship and I get comfortable enough to do that kind of stuff with you, then sure.
Don't think like that, user. A stranger is just a friend not yet made, after all! Besides, I'm not that good of a person, anyways.

Taking a morning shower with this boy

>Hyper cutie.
Y-you too

UNDERTALE IS THE BEST GAME EVER

Cute.

no romance just lewd kisses and groping

I was feeling left out after frickgote so i made my own utg OC
feel free to ship him with toriel

I hate Frick!

I hate MSPG!

And I hate... who else did an OC?

Howdy guys, I finished another fic for you guys yesterday

It's surprise surprise another ToriGorey lewd, this time as a Birthday Present for Duly Noted, albeit about 5 days late. It's a Movie Night, and Toriel is completely interested in watching the movie, but Asgore has a different plan...
pastebin.com/yQmuNzX2

Also, vote for what you want next after I finish all the other stuff I promised
strawpoll.me/10206966

I realize that now, I was just hitting bump limit

him

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Above you
That's what I call coordination

i fap to this

this is why youre my favorite

I am going to ship him with myself
Excuse me while I write twenty scat swap fan fics

He's a child of Gaster and Edgegote and Bratty?

That's a funny way of spelling Bladur's Gate
Almost too cute

shipping this OC with Heats Flameman

I hope you guys know Chara is a fatass
his sprite is wider than the others

i masturbate to chara

AND I HATE DWORVEN

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meanie

What a fucking bonehead

What do you think he smells like?

Maybe you aren't but I'm not that great of a person either.

I don't
I collect lewds but I never use them for anything.

I fap to this
>cartman

So long as it isn't a kid it's alright.
Most of the time at least.

Is that fucking Shaggy from skooby doo as a skeleton?

Like, zoinks! I really hope not!

>contentfag circlejerk
>utg OCs
>ectohair
>colored eyes
>bears a resemblance to USPap
>skelesona

Dworven has transcended mere shitposting

why are you so against being lewded? its just a little fun between friends

Like the inside of his crate.

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Posting last night's update for the noon time er...crowd.

Post 1 of 2

>“Alternate Universes Were a Mistake” – (Papyrus and Flowey talk about alternate universes)
>“I’m Scared” – (Sans, Asgore, more writing about how AU’s are not great, I’m not really sure how else to summarize this)
>“The Big Ended Lizard: A Documentary” – (Alphys/Reader, second person pov, facesitting, big, chubby, sweaty, smelly, lizard, ass)
>“Pap unfinished funpost story updated” – (user/Papyrus, greentext fic, dub con?, may as well call this “Accidentally having sex with Papyrus”)
>“You Can’t Breathe in Vaginas, Kids” – (user/Toriel, greentext fic, unbirthing, not sure whether or not to put this in the guro category, probably not)
> “How Girls Do the Sex” – (Undyne/Alphys, fingering, fisting, how can alphys have a clitoris and a cloaca, whatever)
>“Breakfast in Bed” – (Doogle fic, Asgore/Toriel, Frisk, Frisk and Asgore make Toriel breakfast for Mother’s Day)
>“For The Last Time” – (Frisk, first person pov, character death, Frisk has second thoughts about going through with genocide)
>“Post-TP Flowey” – (Flowey, first person pov, Flowey’s thoughts in a post true pacifist)

I don't think we have yet created any OCs that were unironical, right?
Right?

Do you think he likes to be tickled?

no he's literally me
canon
*kisses uou*
no it's literally me
wtf is shitposting i'm just posting my oc

this isnt your everyday shitposting, this is.... advanced shitposting

Oh, don't talk like that. I'm sure you are a good person on the inside at the very least.
Because I'm pure! And /sp/ider would be disappointed in me.
dworven no

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>these fics

it really never gets any better

4 of these are mine

Also, my backlog is empty so if I missed a fic just post it again and I'll be sure it gets into the writebin on the next update.

Post 2 of 2

>“Morning” – (Undyne/Alphys, attempted suicide, Alphys is going through depression)
>“What’s Eating Chara?” – (Sequel to “Chara is a Kinky Bitch”)
>“True Pacifist Sans Battle(?)” – (Frisk tries to fight Sans)
>“Ice-cream story” – (Undyne/Alphys, Ice cream makes everything better)
>“pls don't bully the shyren” – (Shyren gets made fun of for her singing, Shyren’s sister comes along to cheer her up, a little sad in hindsight)
>“alphys gets a tailjob” – (Sans/Alphys, public…tail-licking?, it’s exactly what it sounds like)
>“Fuck the Spid-Oh God What” – (Monster Kid/Muffet, sequel to the above two stories so read those to know what you’re getting yourself into, I’m running out of steam so this is all)
>“I can't write endings holy fuck someone help” – (Asgore, Toriel, Asgore still cares about Toriel, I think that’s a good summary, this one was a bit hard to read because of the formatting)

Heats deserves better than a faggot skeleboi

I am sure he is very ticklish

Pastebin-Kun you're my hero. I don't know what we'd do without you.

Well, I am trying to improve myself.
But whenever I interact with people it becomes apparent that I am a selfish, ruthless coward