/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

anime was a mistake

Fuck no

I'll sometimes wear the OG Halloween sets in October, though

once overwatch is fully released
oh boy

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in case you didnt see it
learn to predict their movement and improve your tracking
positioning is also incredibly important. if a scout catches you off guard you are going to die no matter what, unless he's a complete shitter
in the best case scenario, you should be in a position where they wont notice you until you start shooting and they can't escape

yeah but how would a scout not notice me when the minigun is lowered and already making loud noises

•×• i was at work and someone called me "miss"

miss me

youre not a girl

which merc would you let give you an STD

oh

Anyone need a team to carry them in MvM? We could use a 5th person to queue with to deal with less strangers

hey viva how do I join your juggalo homies group I like to play tf2 you can pocket me youre the medic guy right and we can tell trannies to die and play some competitive mvm

nice timing

someone give me a bhop macro or something
i just saw a spy get a chainstab on upward (including a blindstab) while jumping and strafing constantly it looked c00l

I've already got enough Pockets. Nonetheless, drop your ID here and we'll review it

:)

>tfw im EU and can't a group for mvm

it's ok gov its freddy the cactus keep trying you will find a group one day

That's too bad. I'd give it a shot had we not had to deal with EU players before. It never works out

>tfw 4 meidcs on you at once

you just CANT unsee it i have told you all but you called me names and shit

>Asking for people to go Med and Pocket you
>That endless slow charge

Fucking disgusting

you don't have to said the tag mate
tf2r.com/k4dldiz.html

im trying to play medieval mode with 400 ping and i dont understand how brazilian retards can kill me from 20 metres away, i cant land a single hit

>asking
>implying I ever press E or type in the chat all game

what are some good nocrit servers in EU? I used to love playing on the ubercharged.net nocrits server its a shame theres not many normal servers with nocrits nowadays

i think we need a name and description tag raffle soon desu

Of course you had to ask. No such thing as more than 2 Meds on a pub

You were prolly getting shit on, so you had to beg your team "Guys, we won't be rolled if we have one of each Medi Gun on me". Plus, your loadout says you're not worth pocketing, so you definitely begged

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you can attract a lot of medics just by being a big presence on the map and having lots of shiny cosmetics
not everyone is as bad as you

>2016
>not having viva filtered

enjoy your cancer

I don't want to be a bench player. Give me a starting role or I'm out

cp fan girls need not speak

Now this is a Heavy worth pocketing. Or at least it was before he got White Energy, too

Hey, that's me :)

>tfw hatless but medics pocket me because they see i'm good

Scout, because he's a virgin.

Ok, you're out

Brb, work

Post Engineer

he is a canonical purveyor of fried chicken tramps

which setup should I use for soldier and demoman?

>Being so shit that he doesn't understand how many people will go medic just to leach assists from a decent heavy

:/

And Miss Pauling is a lesbian.

DUDE

mfw i play scout and this happens

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somebody keeps sending me overwatch porn links
odds switch to offline
evens post here

that was a comic writers fanon
expiration date is a fat load of lore

i would just remove them

Maybe you should leech some spelling skills.

>the gook in the background

also where does sfm have sherman models

pls answer

no one cares weed degenerate

kys

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i wish someone cared about me

TF2 doesn't have a set canon.

The comics imply there is one of every mercenary, the Meet the Team videos say the opposite. The comics imply permadeath is a thing, the voice lines make references to recurring lives.

Expiration Date says Scout is not a virgin, but the voice lines do not. I think there's a line in the comics about that but I'm probably wrong.

Either way I'd still fuck Scout.

same
do you want to care about each other

i wish someone would kiss my ass over what a good spy i am

actually, im right and youre wrong

Wow, stickybombs?
Really?
Wow
Gay
Gay
Wow
So gay

why do these kinds of posts always show up in any general I visit

it could be an exotic kitchen sink general and there'd be people posting this shit

You know I debated saving the "I almost had to face the flaws in the argument but you made a spelling error, tough luck kiddo" image but what were the fucking odds I'd ever use it?

TF2 game exists in the comic as a "documentary." There, now they're both canon. Arguing about canon in a game about shooting people in the desert is dumb.

I WANT SHUCKLE TO FUCK OFF

Wait, where exactly in the comics does it say Scout is a virgin? The only thing that could possibly imply it was him turning down Zhanna because he wanted to remain faithful to Pauling, but surely he had a life before meeting her.

Post

Your

Waifu

And

Your

Main class

In

Tf2

waifus are for gay people

>thinking scout is a virgin when we have proof he is not

i feel like name tags should cost like 50 cents at most

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Not comics but spy says something like "here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin" when he dominates scout

Yeah, that could just be a generic insult. Like the demolitions man shagging medic's nonexistent wife and the soldier sending his condolences to sniper's kangaroo one.

I really doubt anybody considered it canon. Just Spy being a dick to Scout.

I don't have a waifu and I main fragger.

That model is fucking ugly

>do exceptionally good in lobby
>statsheet is missing dmg

crying

Stop being poor.

That's the point. Scout has like no standards.

hell yeah brotha
hatless squad unite
i have dozens of hats but i just longe for the days where they were a rarity

>tfw hatless and on a 15 killstreak, but the med refuses to hop off that unusual wearing trader mains dick to even overheal me

i want a 6 shot scattergun sidegrade that doesn't suck

i suck

Why not just use the scattergun?

youtube.com/watch?v=LihAG09we9s

> his waifu didn't kill millions

is a video for a vaporwave song?

lol

holy fuck stop playing mannpower

it's funny though

>it's a "diamondback spy backstabbed some retard so he gets to kill me for free" episode

*is sad*