Dota 2 - /d2g/

how do i tell my teammates they're shit and should quit playing carry/mid nicely

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Wrong, it's andy mage
nice pentagon tho desu

Swindle is such a Chad

I wanna see him fight ppd

yeah that's the reason meepo was the first hero I wanted to play. Because I thought he was the one which required the most skill. However you also get less lonely when you have those 4 clones

>>celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php

post yours and your favorite hero :^)))

Literally what is wrong with homosexuality?

2hard4retard

>pick riki
>win

?????? DOTARDS?? ?

>3 (THREE) patches
>0 h@s
>no h@pass
DOTARDS?!

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Just don't. People are so upset by criticism that even saying nicely that they should practice will greatly upset their very fragile ego. The only people who are good at mid/carry are the ones who have already handled criticism.

gay

?

What's the next spammed shitpost in your agenda once we get the TI6 compendium

we need no battlepass

What the fuck am I watching

>tfw you take the enemy bot racks at 15 mins as TB because they all tp'd top to defend a T1

These are my favourite kind of TB games.

JUST
GLIMMER
HIS
CAPE

items?

>gay
Do you not see the fat lesbian on the right?

Treads Dragon Lance Aquila Uli Orb.

Dragon Lance turns out to be hot meme shit on TB.

how does he work?
I don't win often with him

I got nothing else on my agenda

Help ._.

tell me /d2g/

how does one become a dotard?
any tips? heck even tricks will do

>go to sc2g expecting starcraft discussion
>100% of posts are s4s tier shitposts
Explain this dotards

Acquire medication.

Delude yourself into thinking dota 2 is a good game worth investing time into.

Already got that.

launch the game

Is this normal?
silencer btw

>tfw dotards keep memeing game is le dead on our general
>turns out this is more of a fucking DEAD GAME with its mere 38 unique ip LMAO

Taking requests for macros

tell me what you want to write and what color it should be

If your medication isn't working then you should talk to the doctor who prescribed it, there's a multitude of medications available and at some point one that actually works for you will be found.

Even if your doctor says to keep trying it for a few months you're allowed to say "No, I need to try something else I've been on this for X weeks already and it doesn't work."

Lance instead of yasha huh
do illus get the plus range?

Anyone feel like barracks is more meaningless than ever in this patch? Half of my games are teams that come back from barracks down

>HOW TO BALANCE WRAITH KING

LIFESTEAL AURA AND CRIT COMBINED INTO ONE SKILL EXACTLY WITH THE EXACT SAME NUMBERS AS THE SKILLS HAVE INDIVIDUALLY NOW

NEW SKILL ADDED:

WRAITH SURGE

OSTARION TRANSFORM INTO A STREAM OF GHOSTLY ENERGY AND SURGES FORWARD TO THE TARGETED LOCATION

ENEMIES PASSED THROUGH ON THE WAY ARE SLOWED AND TAKE INCREASED DAMAGE FOR A SHORT TIME

OSTARION IS UNTARGETABLE AND MOVES AT 650 MOVESPEED WHILE USING WRAITH SURGE.

RANGE: 650/875/1025/1300
SLOW AND DAMAGE AMPLIFICATION: 10/15/20/25%
SLOW/AMP DURATION: 4 SECONDS
MANACOST: 40
COOLDOWN: 12/10/8/6

post all the ones you've done so far

Yeah, it makes it pretty strong for early fights, once you get Lance you can just 5 man towers if you want..

Lol

Yes.

Had two come backs from being two barracks down this week. With all the good auras and + regen + attack speed you can really clear out those waves and smoke gank with ease.

@42199328
Where do you upvote on this site?

yes

illus get all the base shit
i.e ms as stat damage

do you max metamorphosis?
i go 1-1-4 somtimes
often 1-4-1 if free farming

Vitali just blew up the chances of a Russian major.

Good job.

>Arrested for tweets in CIS

Holy shit no wonder slavs hate themselves, they just internalize all the oppression to make it feel like it's their own fault.

do SKROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in rainbow colors and spam it during teamfights so nobody can see.

***NOTICE TO OTHER GENERALS***

If you have been linked to our general by a poster claiming to want to post NSFW Splatoon things, please disregard him. He is a shitposter that is trying to rally up other generals to hate /ink/. We apologize for the inconvenience and are doing our best to put an end to this.

You can come talk to us here and we will try to make it better

At least they aren't England

at least its a tweet about drugs, in europe you get arrested for making tweets about how fat people are ugly or how islam is violent

Literally how is this any better than the other shitposter

Is it true I can be arrested for carrying a butter knife?

>in europe

That's not how you spell "Britain and Germany"

Not even Sweden is as retarded as those two.

tinker

Don't look at the rest of Europe man.

Yo is there a Splatoon proscene yet? I really want to quit Dota, and I don't like Leage/SC2/CSGO/Overwatch but I'd love to play some hardcore woomy inkball tournys.

>you will never fuck Skywrath's boypussy

I think the best one is "noob down". I like to play a high kill potential hero such as ember spirit and use it every time I kill someone. People, especially shitskins, have mental breakdowns due to anger

fake. I have been to scottland it is pretty clear it does not have a police force.

you "can" be arrested

in europe or usa you WILL be arrested

fav hero is tinker, maybe treant

>Compulsive
>Avoidant
>Masochistic
>Dependent

Yeah it's Tinker alright.

>TFW LE DEAD GAME DOTARDS CAME TRUE ON THIS FAGGOTRY GENERAL

YOU
CANT

MAKE

THIS

SHIT

UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never been arrested for talking about taking/acquiring drugs on Facebook in the USA.

I also live two blocks from my local police station.

how do you do that?

do you have the text file for making these? anyway requesting the words "God Bless" but in aesthetically pleasing colours, your choice here but i like that lime green in that picture

That's because they're all occupied arresting people for youtube videos and facebook posts.

You don't even KNOW man.

Better turn in all those bike wheels too.

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>100% avoidant
How do you people play this game?

So now that all Lebanon's teams are in the trashbin broken beyond repair, he has been suffering a break down all over other generals?

I'm kind of happy for us, but I feel sorry for other threads. Oh well.

Is that a car cassette tape player next to the green gas can?

>OSTARION
Who?

I'll show you a real weapon *unzips pants*

Ironically enough, I don't. Not for a long time.

Magic. Tell me what you want I'll make it for you.

>literally a stick

>have a peruvian on my team
>call him an antigamer
>he loses his shit

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can you post that america #1 one?

You bet it is citizen.

It could probably be used in a robbery don't you know?

What do you do when there's no esports going on?

watch esports vods

ERP desu

masturbate

>half the thread is pol/int
>other half of the thread is ERP

So this is what american d2g looks like.

>Nobody to ERP with

Play dota

madman

LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

>there are people in this very thread who aren't reppin' it while playing Dota2

moron. idiot!