/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Posting purebred male elezen

SE...!!!!!!!!!!!
please......... we need more houses.......... more wards................
the housing mafia of gilgamesh is stealing all of our houses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a single person bought 7 whole wards, I saw it myself!!!!!!!!!!!!
put an end to the black uunderground market of housing!!!!!!!!!!!

Time to record how much money is thrown away tonight.

Highlanders? Highlanders.

i like you
you're cool

/xivg/, I'm really sad right now. Please cheer me up with the only thing that makes me happy these days. Shitposting. Lots and lots of shitposting. Please drown me in a sea of c@girls, grown men drama, chemo, low quality baits, futa discussion, and e-relationships. Please help me forget about my troubles with a deluge of low-quality posts. I beg of you. Be the dazzling brown light in the empty toilet that is my life.

this is false flag

What's going on?

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Post AYYYYmeric

if u wouldnt be able to tell that its supposed to be sarcastic with all the extra periods and exclamation marks i added then i'd be worried for ur mental health

Highlanders!?

I know that feel senpai. I got you. But be warned. You will not be expecting this lesson.

*elezen noises*

Slut auction.

oh hey it's miss tiny

Cheer up user!

>further preventing his ascent to avatarfag status
ily

au ra bois

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I told you that's not true!?
i have a very big dick!
It's so big the other futas got jealous and started spreading lies about me...

It just wants to be an avatarfag. Why must the world be so cruel ;_;

I assume this is balmung and this is exactly what it sounds like. If all is true, please keep details and provide them.

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No u

battle screenshots are good for the soul

Who wore it best?

that catboy in the background

pfffff i bet it's smaller than your wife's!

To be fair while in Ul'dah a couple weeks ago there was a notice of an auction like this one for July 25th

>you will never take the ruki twins back to the demo mansion and get a double titfuck in their private chambers hottub while they look up and smirk at you

W H Y L I V E

It's quite a packed room, but I'll give totals at the end.

lala

you got it shrimp dick

>30k
Fucking why. How much are these people usually paid?

smol frends
/cheer

70k, the one before was 500k.

Yukumazi do you still browse here ?

She had a very cute studdery personality, so that's not too surprising.

Roes in general don't go for much.

>tfw nobody to form a party crasher squad with to infiltrate

Holy fucking shit, what

What...? No way! My dick's like 3x as big as my wife's. I swear.

I got what!?

nothing wrong with having a small cock
just shows your real place in female highlander society all the better.

>tfw when a chocolate cat of my very own
>tfw its obvious she is okay with erp
>tfw im just going to ask her to clean my house IC and till the garden

Elliot please, I'm blushing.

Hey guys, no matter how shit your day was you should remember that you will never be 0th or 17th percentile on a8s.

>waiting for a cute catgirl to dress up in high allagan striking gear so i can have a sidekick
>just want to part ways with her as the sun sets so i can return to my loving wife's embrace

Fuck.

Wanna play a game of rubbing our tiny cocks together? First one to cum loses.

>The same girl from the FC that is hosting the auction buys her third girl

What the FUCk

>tfw been slacking these past few month and haven't done any relevant content at all
I won't get to do Seph Ex until they give it echo, will I?

It's called collusion, thanks for playing ;^}

that's how it usually goes in these, fc members just 'buy' their own fc members

>FC-mate, buys FC-mate for 1 million.

I didn't do shit, wrong senpai senpai. On a side note this auction thing is okay.

How do you feel about partially dressed cute boys in high allagan striking gear?

it's to raid funds for the fc house guyz

>h-hey guys lets host an auction to raise funds for a bigger house but let's pay for them ourselves :^)

FEMALE ELEZEN VOICE 1, 4, OR 11

youtu.be/tlgddpUAmaw?t=53s

youtu.be/tlgddpUAmaw?t=6m11s

youtu.be/tlgddpUAmaw?t=18m24s

strawpoll.me/10214923

is it 3.3 yet

he loves them

Does anyone happen to have the replica HA caster set, with the replica Allagan caster pants?
If so, can you please post it dyed Ceruleum or Ink blue?

no idea who that is

Suit up and meet me behind the Quicksand at 0700 tomorrow. We have a curfew at 1800 because that's when F'telor starts yelling at me and chasing me around with a net.

If there was a fat slider in the character creator what would you set it at?

at least the prices aren't insane anymore

>that one time back in 2014 when xivg sold themselves to each other at the gridania auction for some random FC's benefit
>the FC pocketed tens of millions of gil
>we could have just organized the entire thing ourselves

where's this at

>tomorrow
Not hombre enough to face me here and now?

Like 50 because I play this game to escape

Anybody have tips for eating 100 pizza rolls in 10 minutes? I'm practicing.

yo this shit is making me die inside a little
I could be doing crafts right now

WHERE

ARE THE CATGIRLS

AND LIZARDGIRLS

IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT AUCTION

Yeah. No catgirls or good lizardgirls to make do me and Telor's yardwork. I'm fixing to split this joint.

>500k
So they're paying for text fucking or something?

Yeah I just left, fuck that. Thought about going up there myself to spice it up though.

ERP is stated to not be part of the package deal, but in the end, it depends on the auctionee.

There's no such thing as a good female miqo'te or au ra.

>find a hot slut
>she's into ERP
>check out her f-list
>No: Moogles
fucking dropped faster than girls drop ippiki

AV-RP GIRL SOLD TO THE SAME AV-RP GIRL FOR THE FIFTH TIME

yeah i'm out

wrong

they aren't in av-rp

>be part of the bidwar for the most expensive.
>narrowly escaped wasting 11m.

Collusion is hard yo.

If that image is an attempt to prove me wrong, it's not working.

ugly

I think otherwise~

I should probably get back to Beast Tribes and crafting myself, actually...

Like the video shows, 4 if you have a light elezen, 11 if you have a dark one.

Any plans if this goes nowhere?

Then what the fuck are they paying so much for?

Mostly for a cute date RP session, or for a friend, or the thrill of bidding.

This post proves you wrong

It's stated that you're not paying for ERP, but everyone fucking knows that's where it leads.

I have been proven wrong. How did you know a full set of armour was my weakness?

This just further proves said point.